Holy Month of Kril'Mangar

[Iceman]

(2010-05-02 09:30) You attack steve nash3 with Kalmogal's Glove for 2 damage. They die.
(2010-05-02 09:30) Underworld log successful . (no XP)
(2010-05-02 09:32) Tkltchk squats beside the body. He curls his lip with a disappointed snarl. "Tkltchk not usually eat scrawny young meat..."
(2010-05-02 09:32) Tkltchk rubs his belly as it rumbles loudly. "But Tkltchk hungry, want eat. Make exception this time. Sorry meat. Wrong place."

[Iceman]

(2010-05-03 07:43) Garret gives you an empty bottle.
(2010-05-03 07:43) Garret attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
(2010-05-03 07:43) Garret attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
(2010-05-03 07:43) Garret attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage.
(2010-05-03 07:43) Garret attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
(2010-05-03 07:43) Garret attacks you with a cutlass for 5 damage.
(2010-05-03 07:43) Garret attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
(2010-05-03 07:43) Garret attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage.
(2010-05-03 07:43) Garret attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
(2010-05-03 07:43) Garret attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage.
(2010-05-03 07:43) Garret attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
(2010-05-03 07:43) Garret attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
(2010-05-03 07:43) Garret attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
(2010-05-03 07:43) Garret attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
(2010-05-03 07:43) Garret attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
(2010-05-03 07:43) Garret attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
(2010-05-03 07:44) Garret attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
(2010-05-03 10:26) Tkltchk backhands the pirate across the face contemptuously with the wicked battle gauntlet that encloses his right fist.
(2010-05-03 10:26) You attack Garret with Kalmogal's Glove for 2 damage. They die.
(2010-05-03 10:26) Underworld log successful .
(2010-05-03 10:28) Tkltchk gurgles with savage laughter as Garret crashes to the jungle floor, half his face and jaw torn away. With a hungry growl, he pounces on the body, tearing with teeth and nails.
(2010-05-03 10:28) You carve pieces off Garret and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2010-05-03 10:28) You feel very invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume.
(2010-05-03 10:28) You use a healing herb and feel better.
(2010-05-03 10:28) You carve pieces off Garret and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2010-05-03 10:28) You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume.
(2010-05-03 10:28) You carve pieces off Garret and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2010-05-03 10:28) You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume.
(2010-05-03 10:29) Tkltchk wipes his bloody mouth with the back of his hand, leaving a crimson smear across his cheek and chin. He laughs again.
(2010-05-03 10:30) You say “Tkltchk think he have to come find you, stupid meat. Not wake up with you tickling him. Tkltchk thank ancestors for bringing meat, even if stupid.” in the outsider language.

[Iceman]

There are several small trees here and some light undergrowth.

All that remains of the campfire are some smouldering embers.

(2010-05-03 21:03) You attack AmIDead with Kalmogal's Glove for 2 damage. They die.
(2010-05-03 21:05) Tkltchk roars triumphantly, shaking his bloody fists at the sky. The roar fades away, and he peers curiously at the nearby fire. A slow smile spreads across his ugly face.
(2010-05-03 21:07) Tkltchk rolls the dead pirate over, into the smouldering embers. There is a faint hissing noise, and the air quickly fills with the aroma of cooking meat and the stench of burning cloth.
(2010-05-03 21:08) Tkltchk pulls a bloodstained stone dagger from his belt, and mutters to himself as he hones the blade on a nearby rock. Occasionally he nudges the roasting body and sniffs the air.
(2010-05-03 21:11) Tkltchk growls hungrily, and hauls the body out of the coals. Long trails of drool loop from the corners of his mouth as he beats out a few flames that have caught in the pirate's clothing.
(2010-05-03 21:11) Tkltchk glances skyward. "See what Tkltchk do, ancestors..."
(2010-05-03 21:11) You carve pieces off AmIDead and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2010-05-03 21:12) You carve pieces off AmIDead and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2010-05-03 21:12) You carve pieces off AmIDead and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2010-05-03 21:13) Tkltchk chews reflectively on a mouthful of roasted flesh. He shrugs, the gesture made awkward by reason of his mishappen spine. "Taste good. But all meat taste good to Tkltchk."

[Neil Tathers]

I feel like I've been slacking cause of you Iceman.

[KingBiscuit]

That and getting hacked down twice in a day by the Pirate High Command on your home turf. 

Grunk's leg was tender and delicious.

-OJ

[Neil Tathers]

That and getting hacked down twice in a day by the Pirate High Command on your home turf. 

Grunk's leg was tender and delicious.

-OJ

Eh, my hit rate is about 25% lately no matter what I wield.  I've decided to accept being a punching bag.

[KingBiscuit]

If it makes you feel any better, after Grunk hit OJ, I had to hunt him down w/ less than full AP and ended up using two XP-AP conversions for the honor of killing someone as illustrious as Grunk.

[snico]

(2010-05-03 22:24) You attack Blackbeard with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 1 HP.
(2010-05-03 22:26) snico looks at the ugly pirate, inches from death, and hears her stomach rumble. She raises her club again.
(2010-05-03 22:26) You attack Blackbeard with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
(2010-05-03 22:26) Underworld log successful .
(2010-05-03 22:27) snico wastes no time chowing down on Blackbeard's thigh and raises it high into the air!
(2010-05-03 22:28) You carve pieces off Blackbeard and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.

finally have internet again!!

[Neil Tathers]

If it makes you feel any better, after Grunk hit OJ, I had to hunt him down w/ less than full AP and ended up using two XP-AP conversions for the honor of killing someone as illustrious as Grunk.

That's good.  Making you use up that XP tp AP.

If it makes you feel any better, I didn't have any XP to AP to use against you.

[Iceman]

I feel like I've been slacking cause of you Iceman.

Grunk think too much. Thinking not fill belly.

[Cobalt Manticore]

(2010-04-23 21:25) You attack Stargoyle with Kalmogal's Glove for 2 damage. They die.
(2010-04-23 21:25) You carve pieces off Stargoyle and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2010-04-23 21:25) You carve pieces off Stargoyle and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2010-04-23 21:25) You carve pieces off Stargoyle and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2010-04-23 21:26) Tkltchk picks his teeth with a shard of bone, and spits out a lump of gristly flesh. "Ancestors can have that bit..."

Where does he Get such Lovely Toys...,