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« on: March 28, 2010, 05:14:18 PM »

Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "Gina Vemilla has the prettiest pirate booty!" (2010-03-28 15:50)

If anyone else has some pretty funny parrot speeches post them here.

(and if anyone knows...who taught that to a parrot?)
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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2010, 05:21:08 PM »

I don't remember the exact words because it was some time ago...

"I am a human spirit trapped in the body of a bird. Help me to get out and I will reward you."
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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2010, 06:01:28 PM »

This is all I've got:

A parrot squawks " you!" (2010-03-09 20:38)
A parrot squawks "I am (unintentionally) rediculous." (2009-06-21 23:37)
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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2010, 09:16:27 PM »

Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "Try using the search facility!" (2010-03-28 21:16)

http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,1583.0.html
http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,2688.0.html
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2010, 04:52:52 AM »

There is nothing wrong in having a separate thread dedicated exclusively to parrots. I think.
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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2010, 01:00:52 PM »

All of my characters go about telling parrots, "Firstamongstdaves is well-hung."

It might technically be zerging, but the truth will prevail.
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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2010, 06:35:36 AM »

Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "Serious Sam loves it up the bum!!!" (2010-04-03 05:05)
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« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2010, 12:15:09 PM »

That 'Serious Sam' parrot has to be the longest-lived animal on the island. I reckon that as long as it keeps shouting that phrase it will live forever.
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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2010, 02:42:03 PM »

Parrots still remember some of what they've been taught after dying.
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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2010, 09:31:26 PM »

Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "Gina Vemilla has the prettiest pirate booty!" (2010-03-28 15:50)

If anyone else has some pretty funny parrot speeches post them here.

(and if anyone knows...who taught that to a parrot?)

This one speaks the truth.

She does have the best pirate booty.
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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2010, 09:39:01 PM »

Parrots never lie.
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« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2010, 10:02:08 PM »

That 'Serious Sam' parrot has to be the longest-lived animal on the island. I reckon that as long as it keeps shouting that phrase it will live forever.

Since about July 2008, I reckon.
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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2010, 10:03:26 PM »

Unless if some person keeps on telling the parrot and it keeps remembering it when it dies...Maybe Simon did something.
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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2010, 02:19:01 AM »

That 'Serious Sam' parrot has to be the longest-lived animal on the island. I reckon that as long as it keeps shouting that phrase it will live forever.

I'm sure it's multiple parrots. Whoever was teaching them that must have taught it to a huge number of them.
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« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2010, 11:02:37 AM »

Are you suggesting that they stopped and taught it to every parrot they came across? Perhaps with several characters?
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Tkltchk - hungry, want eat | Fist McRhinopuncher - fairly self-explanatory

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