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« Reply #345 on: September 02, 2010, 02:44:59 AM »



The nuts have been located, commander.

Awesome, how'd someone get the action figure onto the squirrels' back?

Giant squirrel riders= awesome... I think they could even beat the Guinea pig riders of the Great Guinea Empire.








Can't read either of these, are there larger versions?
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« Reply #346 on: September 02, 2010, 05:45:26 PM »

*comic book spoiler*

They're from the final issue of Nextwave.
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« Reply #347 on: September 03, 2010, 03:18:57 AM »

I don't know, or care, what the first one says, but the second one says,


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"You must understand that I am older than humanity, older than monkeys, I am an authentic prehistoric citizen of the planet Earth.

"I was here before you, do you hear? I knew this world before the jabber of your monkey language, the clanking of your wheels and the noise of your electronics."


He makes a great Bond villain, does Devil Dinosaur.
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« Reply #348 on: September 03, 2010, 09:19:42 AM »

Awesome, how'd someone get the action figure onto the squirrels' back?



"Who are you?" asked the little prince, and added, "You are very pretty to look at."

"I am a fox," the fox said.

"Come and play with me," proposed the little prince. "I am so unhappy."

"I cannot play with you," the fox said. "I am not tamed."

"Ah! Please excuse me," said the little prince.

But, after some thought, he added:

"What does that mean--'tame'?"

"It is an act too often neglected," said the fox. It means to establish ties."
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« Reply #349 on: September 03, 2010, 07:25:13 PM »



The nuts have been located, commander.

Awesome, how'd someone get the action figure onto the squirrels' back?


That'snot a squirrel, that's a chipmunk. Chipmunk > Squirrel. Squirrels are thieving no good charlatans while chipmunks are as classy as it gets... and yet they manage this epic class while storing nuts in their mouths. Only chipmunks can pull that kind of thing off.
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« Reply #350 on: September 03, 2010, 07:36:30 PM »

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« Reply #351 on: September 03, 2010, 09:13:32 PM »



The nuts have been located, commander.

Awesome, how'd someone get the action figure onto the squirrels' back?


That'snot a squirrel, that's a chipmunk. Chipmunk > Squirrel. Squirrels are thieving no good charlatans while chipmunks are as classy as it gets... and yet they manage this epic class while storing nuts in their mouths. Only chipmunks can pull that kind of thing off.

No one mentioned taxidermy yet? Monkey's asses to the obvious jokes for the next to last sentence.
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« Reply #352 on: September 03, 2010, 09:17:25 PM »

No one mentioned taxidermy yet?

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« Reply #353 on: September 03, 2010, 09:23:57 PM »

No one mentioned taxidermy yet?


Taxidermy: mouse riding guinea pig time machine

Chuffy the mouse driving his guinea pig time machine. Look closely and you can see that the guinea pig has been augmented with clockwork in its belly.


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« Reply #354 on: September 03, 2010, 09:38:35 PM »

Katie, awesome!!

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

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« Reply #355 on: September 03, 2010, 09:46:19 PM »

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« Reply #356 on: September 03, 2010, 10:29:00 PM »

Now serving ...

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« Reply #357 on: September 03, 2010, 10:46:48 PM »

OMG..good one Cy
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