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« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2010, 09:19:57 PM » |
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i know, anthor is from dalpok. but simon changed his homecamp to wiksik because he Rp'ed there alot.
so dont accuse people of foolishness skull face, when you don't know whether or not they are. (you all know i am but you get what i meen)
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« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2010, 10:10:38 PM » |
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i know, anthor is from dalpok. but simon changed his homecamp to wiksik because he Rp'ed there alot.
so dont accuse people of foolishness skull face, when you don't know whether or not they are. (you all know i am but you get what i meen)
You're mixing your IC and OOC again. Let's not have anymore Wiksiki politics in a Raktami thread.
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« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2010, 11:22:46 PM » |
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On my way, my Queen.
And while en route to the swamp, I came across a most wondrous creature past its season.
RABBIT STEW FOR EVERYONE.
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“I’m an Indian tonight, baby,” he announced. “C’mon, let’s let ’em have it.” Then he dumped a pickle jar of change on the floor, told her to get a machete, and went out to the garage.
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« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2010, 12:32:03 AM » |
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On my way, my Queen.
And while en route to the swamp, I came across a most wondrous creature past its season.
RABBIT STEW FOR EVERYONE.
Damn you Sofaking! been looking for Rabbits like crazy.
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« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2010, 06:40:02 AM » |
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Vetari the Vicious arrived in the Court bearing gifts, although it seems that the King and Queen aren't home.
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« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2010, 07:48:45 PM » |
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Vetari the Vicious arrived in the Court bearing gifts, although it seems that the King and Queen aren't home.
That's because they ate too many mangos, and are now mentally troubled.
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« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2010, 09:27:34 PM » |
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We are in the NE swamps, southern edge. The party has already started so please come and join us.
Alligator hunt, ya'll. We are eating rabbits and will soon have fried gator fritters. The Royal Court is on tour.
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“I’m an Indian tonight, baby,” he announced. “C’mon, let’s let ’em have it.” Then he dumped a pickle jar of change on the floor, told her to get a machete, and went out to the garage.
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« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2010, 09:49:11 PM » |
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Vetari the Vicious arrived in the Court bearing gifts, although it seems that the King and Queen aren't home.
That's because they ate too many mangos, and are now mentally troubled. Let's not have anymore Wiksiki politics in a Raktami thread.
This applies to you, too.
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« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2010, 10:02:55 PM » |
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That has nothing to do with wiksik  It's a fact. I saw it with my own eyes in Raktam.
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« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2010, 10:12:06 PM » |
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Solemn, a little of off-topic doesn't hurt. I propose to make Swarm a KOS in Raktam. For all the random PKing and insults to our royal family  Until he comes back to his senses.
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« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2010, 11:09:24 PM » |
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Solemn, a little of off-topic doesn't hurt. I propose to make Swarm a KOS in Raktam. For all the random PKing and insults to our royal family  Until he comes back to his senses. I kill for a reason.
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« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2010, 03:10:51 PM » |
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At the Swamp's Edge
Marcy says “Nice, three alligators in a row! I'm on fire!”
Shazad says “Thanks for the herbs everyone!”
You say “very impressive Marcy.”
You attack the alligator with a wooden club for 3 damage. It dies. You gain 15 XP.
Marcy says “Alright, that's three more! Six alligators so far this trip” Marcy looks at everyone, and notices most everyone is rather quiet.
Marcy shrugs, and finds a soft spot in the sand to rest (killing three gators is exhausting!)
Marcy says “I'm not sure if we need to keep count, but I will!”
A Short While Later
You say “silly pup, dont sleep in the swamp!!!”
monaliza comes back from the swamp's edge shaking her head slightly, but with a smile on her face.
You say “that silly puppy fell asleep in the swamp. He is quite a efficient gator magnet. ”
monaliza laughs a bit and shows that she has healed up the pup, for now.
Shama-Lama-Ding-Dong says “Gaspode seems to have idled out where four alligators could reach him. The poor mutt...”
More dear friends arrive
Neil Tathers says “Hello, made it” Neil Tathers says “With no Easter Bunnies in sight” Neil Tathers says “Pissed off”
Baraka unsheaths his machete. "I better save that little dog before he gets eaten..." He charges and jumps out in the swamp!
Marcy laughs. "That is one heck of a pickle they got going over there!"
Marcy investigates her pouch and frowns.
Marcy says “I think I need to go on a poison dart and herbs run... These fellas wiped me out! Il” Marcy says “I'll do that soon.”
Gaspode the Wonder Dog yelps loudly and darts between the Queens legs. He lies there cowering for a moment.
Gaspode the Wonder Dog holds up an injured paw and whines.
SofaKing squats down in the sand, unlimbering a pot still steaming from the cooking.
SofaKing says “Blessings upon you all. ”
SofaKing bows his head in greeting to monaliza and Baraka.
SofaKing says “My King and Queen, forgive me for missing your nuptials. Accept this humble rabbit stew as a gift.”
SofaKing pours out a spoonful in ritual offering, then motions for all to partake.
Shama-Lama-Ding-Dong bows his head to SofaKing. "Welcome, Mountain-wanderer. You just missed a group effort to save ailing Gaspode over there from the clutches of the swamp's worth of gators!"
Neil Tathers says “1 down”
Shama-Lama-Ding-Dong digs through the swamp and find a pair of yeastweed shoots peaking out. Snatching them up with practiced plucks, the old man would wade back towards the group and sigh. "My herb-bag is light."
Shama-Lama-Ding-Dong says “I shall have to make my trip back sooner than expected! I'll rejoin the Royal Alligator Hunt as soon as I'm able.” Shama-Lama-Ding-Dong says “But first a quick rest!”
Ahnaom pops out of the grassland "Greetings, Royal Court." Ahnaom draws something in the sand obliterating what was there before.. Ahnaom bows before Monaliza and Baraka "I am a little late for this hunt. Ahnaom at your service."
You say “ahhh, welcome all. We have a lovely bask of gators to choose from.” You say “SofaKing, I am honored and blessed that you could be with us now. The wedding was wonderful and pretty fast, not a single hitch.” You say “how delicious this stew is. You are quite the talented man, SofaKing. Thank you.”
Baraka nods to SofaKing. "Truly a blessing to see you here! You look tired, let me offer you a gourd of wine." He goes through his satchel and fetches a bottle of tasty berry wine. "Perhaps this one..." Baraka helps himself to some of the rabbit stew. He sniffs at it, failing to hide a look of suspicion in his face. "I never had rabbit stew before, but it should be the first time for everything..."
Gaspode the Wonder Dog eyes the stew greedily and looks up at Monaliza hopefully.
Neil Tathers says “3 down” Neil Tathers says “some healing please?”
Shama-Lama-Ding-Dong says “And with that, I must go back to Raktam! See you all shortly when I return.”
Shama-Lama-Ding-Dong finishes healing Neil, then packs up his kit and walks off into the sunset.
monaliza feeds Gaspode some of the filet from her last gator kill.
You say “I saved the most tender bits for you, little pup.”
monaliza savors the rabbit stew, eating it slowly and holding the bowl against her chest. monaliza takes a wide-mouthed gourd of fresh water and sets it in the sand next to Gaspode.
You give a gourd of water to Gaspode the Wonder Dog .
You identify the gold skull necklace as a gold skull necklace created for the wedding of Baraka and Monaliza on the day of the equinox.
monaliza feels the heat from the sun warming her necklace and smiles.
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« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2010, 05:53:19 PM » |
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Hunting Season In Full Swing
You attack the hungry alligator with a wooden club for 3 damage. It dies.
monaliza walks back from the mud, exhausted. You say “that last one was extra, hungry. ”
Back at the Gathering, We are Joined By Honored Friends
Ahnaom draws a dagger and with one swift move sends it flying to the open jaws of the nearby alligator. The beast releases a silent growl and freezes after a few painful spasms. Ahnaom carefully drags the cold body from the swamp and pulls out his blade from the creature's throat. He smiles, stroking the inanimate reptile's head and sits down to cut out some fine flesh.
Ahnaom says “What is this Father Bear that you speak of, SofaKing?”
AlexanderRM says “I take it I've made it to the alligator hunt. Sorry for being so immensely late, I... went briefly inactive, in essence.”
You say “it's ok, AlexanderRM. We all get lost sometimes. I am glad you made it.”
You say “does anyone have some spare fresh water?” You say “I tried to plant some pumpkins to the north and seem to have run out of aqua.”
Baraka sits down next to SofaKing!. "I have never hunted bear before and it would be an honor to follow you to the mountain to do so, SofaKing!"
You say “yes! SofaKing. I would love to join you as well. ” You say “I was only there once before and was able to show my strength where it was called upon. I would love to do it for sport.” You say “after the gator hunt, we need to stop back to the royal court for business. Then we shall all travel to the mountain with you.”
monaliza slips off to take a quick swim in the sea.
monaliza returns wrapped in a giant woven, crimson, grey and blue towel.
Neil Tathers says “Finally, bagged me a hungry alligator”
Generations Gather
SofaKing pulls a portable brazier out of his pack and lays some sacred herb on it, filling the air with fragrant smoke.
SofaKing says “Neil, old friend, inhale deeply. You need this more than most.”
SofaKing motions Ahnaom over.
SofaKing says “We Raktamites have many religious beliefs. ” SofaKing says “We do not worship the dead, like those of Wiksik. And our traditions have not been destroyed by the pirates, as with the Dalpoki.” SofaKing says “Our faith and traditions keep our village strong.” SofaKing says “Like many in Raktam, I follow the path of the Skygods.” SofaKing says “My many pilgrimages to the Sacred Mountain have brought me close to them. I have worked hard to learn their ways.” SofaKing says “The names of the Skygods are many. I count myself chiefly a follower of Father Bear, who is a protector of the Mountain slopes, as well as our people.” SofaKing says “When I was younger, younger than you, Ahnaom, I traveled to the Mountain to seek my destiny.” SofaKing says “Father Bear spoke to me in a trance and bid me follow his ways.” SofaKing says “Father Bear is slow to anger, but fierce in his wrath. He is a protector, a teacher, a healer.” SofaKing says “He focuses on the here and now, on the concrete, and so is followed by many warriors who embrace the present moment.” SofaKing says “When I had finished my meditations, Father Bear sent me one of his children to test my faith.” SofaKing says “I slew the bear in single-combat and received Father Bear's blessings.”
SofaKing shows his chest to Ahnaom.
SofaKing says “Now I wear His symbol. He bid me found a sacred lodge to train other Warriors in his ways. ” SofaKing says “Many of Raktam's finest warriors have been inducted into this sacred society, although many are now passed from this life.” SofaKing says “To gain entry to the lodge, one must be a fine warrior, and one must best the bear in single combat.” SofaKing says “Perhaps one day you too may gain entry, neh?”
SofaKing cuffs Ahnaoam on his shoulder in a friendly manner.
SofaKing stands up and brushes the sand off his rear. "Excuse me. That alligator is staring at me funny." SofaKing drags another alligator to the shore and starts skinning it.
SofaKing says “This skin from this one will make fine clothing for our king and queen.”
SofaKing butchers a few tidbits for Gaspode.
SofaKing says “It would be fine if a turtle were to come ashore. We could make a drum from its shell and make some music.”
AlexanderRM returns from a day of alligator hunting and adds several more alligator skins to the pile.
Ahnaom listens to Sofaking with unmistakable curiosity, albeit with certain skepticism in his eyes. After the former monarch finishes his speech, Ahnaom rises and checks the wounded.
Ahnaom says “That is an inspiring story, indeed. I do not consider myself a warrior though, drawing blades only if threatened or in protection of the others.” Ahnaom says “However that may be, the skygods have always been cryptic and distant in their ways. Mayhap such is the way of our ancestors, for they have been as diverse as our living kin is now.” Ahnaom says “I know little about the spirit realm. There seem to be beings that come to aid us and those that wish to enslave us. ” Ahnaom says “The skygods are yet to earn my trust, perhaps as much as I have, to earn theirs.”
Ahnaom looks at the ocean "The turtles have become scarce these days. I have heard some outsiders talking about a peculiar marine creature that is very eager to hunt them. They were calling it Nautilus." Ahnaom shrugs "I have yet to see that mollusc, if it exists at all. Maybe just another fairy tale of outsiders..."
Lt. Commander Firel arrives, dripping wet and panting. 'Whew! Found you, at last, Your Highnesses. Those alligators are fearsome this time of year." Lt. Commander Firel nods at the rest of the party. "And good day to you, as well. I trust all is well."
Lt. Commander Firel says “At any rate, I realized when I was in York that I still have some of those mango tea bottles for you. Please, forgive me for my forgetfulness."”
Lt. Commander Firel places the gourds at the feet of the Royal couple. He places a bunch of berries atop them. "Please, take this as well. Call it decoration, or interest even." Lt. Commander Firel bows. "I must be going. Yeastweed is in high demand in these parts, maybe I can scrounge some up."
Lt. Commander Firel says “Perhaps I'll see you around here.”
monaliza misses saying 'thank you' to Lt. Commander Firel. monaliza looks up and smiles to the Most Honored SofaKing.
You say “your words and knowledge have been missed, SofaKing.” You say “thank you for sharing your joy, your majesty and your inspiring faith with us.”
monaliza takes a deep breath in and looks at the beaming faces sitting around them.
You say “when you share your history, it is like you are taking us there to see it with you. Your omnipresence, SofaKing is a beacon of light and hope.”
monaliza stands up, holding the thick blanket tight around her body and moves over to SofaKing, kissing him on the cheek before whispering in his ear.
You whisper to SofaKing.
monaliza stands back up and returns to Baraka's side in their sand-carved and mud-covered, insta-throne she made earlier.
You say “you are one of the nine lights of Shartak, SofaKing. You have a special connection with The Ancients here and all around us.” You say “You are one of the nine lit candles that surround our stone throne back in the Royal Court.” You say “I am honored to be with you once again.”
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« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2010, 04:13:13 PM » |
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Mauling, Memories and Match Making SofaKing says “Our religious ways are many, Ahnaom. In time you will find the proper spirits to guide you.” SofaKing says “The way of the warrior is not for all. But I sense that if you so chose, you could do well. ” SofaKing says “But as Neil Tathers knows, the way of the peacemaker is as difficult and necessary in its own right, as that of the warrior.” SofaKing says “In my time as king, I had to be both peacemaker and warbringer. There is a time for all things. ” SofaKing turns to monaliza.
SofaKing says “You do me great honor, my Queen.”
SofaKing says “I have been apart from the Court too long. It does my heart well to see it prosper under your leadership, as peace thrives in Raktam.” SofaKing says “Baraka is a fine mate; his strength and bravery is well known in our village. It is an honor for me to serve such a sovereign now. ” SofaKing says “With the two of you leading us, Raktam once again is the greatest of all native villages.” SofaKing says “The Court is strong; for that we must thank the skygods, and our leaders.” SofaKing says “But enough talk. There are alligators to kill.”
Neil Tathers says “ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch” Neil Tathers says “Stupid Gators and there stupid teeth” Neil Tathers says “Okay, enough about gators, everyone else here it sporting wisdom, maybe I should?” Neil Tathers says “The path of peace is a fine line to travel. One needs to balance them self between action and inaction. It's a tough jig to dance as the outsiders say.” Neil Tathers says “And it is not a rewarding lifestyle, take it from me, getting into my mid 30's, and so devoted to my life, still haven't found me a women.”
Marcy says “I return with darts and herbs!”
Neil Tathers says “Excellent!”
monaliza smiles. A smile that makes you see that it is indeed different from most of her grins.
You say “Marcy, welcome back.” You say “I would like to introduce you to someone very special to me. Marcy, this is Neil Tathers. Neil is an amazing negotiator with a long and flavourful past with the Royal Court.”
monaliza turns to Neil, "Marcy is a spunky, young warrior with machete skills that make you say, "wow, she makes it look so easy." monaliza looks back at the swamp and watches two gators wrestling near the edge. monaliza turns back to Marcy and Neil Tathers, "I think you two might have a fair bit to talk about."
monaliza uses a a few herbs on Neil's wounds. "You are quite the hunter too, Neil. Wow, 75 aligators! That is quite an accomplishment.
Shama-Lama-Ding-Dong returns, several bushels of healing herbs bulging from his haversack. SofaKing wades back into the swamp. "I am after two this time."
SofaKing says “Got 'em... although they got a few bites of me too.”
Lt. Commander Firel staggers back to the group. "Hello again. I seem to be staying here for a while, mind if I camp with you lot? Strength in numbersd and all?" Lt. Commander Firel flops down without waiting for an answer. "Ta. I'm bushed." He bows with his head to the King and Queen. "Your Majesties." Lt. Commander Firel prepares some herbs and first aid kits. "I'll help heal any of you lot that gets a bit eaten, too. I'm more than just a freeloader!" He winks broadly at Ahnaom. "Wouldn't you agree, mate?" Lt. Commander Firel draws something in the sand obliterating what was there before in the native tongue..
Lt. Commander Firel says “I trust you can read my writing? I know your language, but I always mess up the words. And if I can't say it, then I sure as hell can't write it.”
Ahnaom says “Greetings, commander outsider. Our people almost never wink, unless a clumsy bug happen to land near the eye, of course...” Ahnaom says “Very interesting custom amongst your kin. Anyway, it looks like my herbal materials are running out so quickly...” Ahnaom says “Any aid would be most appreciated, I think. And your writing is quite amazing, not many outsiders use such a neat way of ending a sentence.”
Marcy bows to Queen monaliza. "Your majesty, I've killed 4 more for you!" Marcy turns to Neil Tathers, and says excitedly, "Very nice to meet you!" Marcy looks at her clothing to find herself covered in mud. "Please excuse my attire, alligator killing is a dirty job, I'm sure you know!"
Marcy quickly turns to Ahnaom. "If you are in need of a few herbs, I'd be happy to give you what I have, since you seem to be better skilled with herbs than I."
Ahnaom glances at Marcy's muddy clothes and his smile turns into a chuckle.
Ahnaom says “I value your generosity much but herbs keep one alive in these predatory marshes. Keep them with you.”
SofaKing says “No matter how many alligators we kill, there are always more.”
Neil Tathers says “No worries Marcy, the swamp is making all of us muddy and whatnot, though the water is right there, which will be good for a quick clean up every now and then.”
Ahnaom returns from the swamp with a pair bloody alligator teeth in his palm and a few sticky weeds on his shoulders. Ahnaom frowns "These marshes are cursed... no matter how much beasts we slay, there are always more coming to take their place. As if all the dark waters beneath were filled with eggs. Ahnaom taps his bag "I have only a few herbs left." Ahnaom draws something in the sand obliterating what was there before..
Neil Tathers says “You guys do know that sometimes healing herbs can be found in grasslands, right?”
Daily Bite: "Alligators are the only non-avian species known to have one-way breathing." -alligator:wiki
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« Reply #29 on: April 15, 2010, 12:20:44 PM » |
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Sun, sand, mud and friends
SofaKing says “It's true. ” SofaKing says “Anyone know the intentions of the cannibal hiding just north of us?”
Marcy says “There also seems to be a pirate up there...”
Neil Tathers says “Give them benefit of the doubt, the cannibal seems to be hunting alligators, and the pirate hasn't moved in awhile.” Neil Tathers says “We should wait and view there actions.”
Ahnaom nods to Neil "We also know that herbs are rather hard to find in grasslands"
Marcy looks at the funny looking guy and tries to decide what he's up to. Marcy shrugs. "Thanks, funny-looking man!" Marcy looks at the funny looking guy and tries to decide what he's up to.
Ahnaom looks to the North "Oh, look at that cutie planty... a true and genuine pumpkin in the middle of grasslands."
Marcy shrugs. "Thanks, funny-looking man!"
Baraka stands up stretches his arms and back. "I think I will go take out a couple of gators myself now."
Baraka makes swaggers out to the swamp, swinging his machete around...
Neil Tathers begins to crack up, "Swagger? You actually swaggered into the swamp!"
Neil Tathers says “Does anyone else find that hilarious.”
Baraka gives Neil Thathers a stern look. "Of course I swaggered into the swamps! You got to have some groove in your moves..."
Neil Tathers says “Does anyone else find that hilarious.”
Baraka flips his machete around. "On a side note, I took out four alligators! It took some fungi and serious healing, but killed them I did." He chuckles a little before he sits down with the others.
Baraka gives Neil Thathers a stern look. "Of course I swaggered into the swamps! You got to have some groove in your moves..."
Lt. Commander Firel says “Bravo, sah, bravo!”
monaliza gives Baraka a warm hug and a bar of honey/coconut soap.
Shazad says “The pirate seems to be covered in multiple machete wounds to the back.” Shazad says “An obvious case of suicide by his own hand.”
AlexanderRM says “Curses, I killed 3 alligators and was only a couple of strikes away from killing the fourth, but didn't have enough energy, I even had to rest just in order to say this...”
Shama-Lama-Ding-Dong says “Hrm...Seems you cannot make wine out of pumpkins, either that or I'm simply doing this wrong. How does one make liquor with yeastweed and fruit?”
Gaspode the Wonder Dog frantically jumps up at Monaliza, his muddy paws brushing over her dress as he attempts to attract her attention.
Gaspode the Wonder Dog says “BARK! BARK!”
Gaspode the Wonder Dog races back to the swamp and spends a moment sniffing around attempting to rediscover his prize. Having found his mark, the little mutt begins to dig furiously, sending mud flying towards you.”
Gaspode the Wonder Dog backs out of the swamp slowly, struggling to drag something heavy with him. It's a difficult task, but he manages it.
Gaspode the Wonder Dog returns to the assembled group of natives and drops the sword at the Queen's feet.
Gaspode the Wonder Dog says “Woof? Good doggy.”
monaliza calls Gaspode over and up into her lap. monaliza rubs Gaspode behind the ears and smiles at him.
You say “you are a wonderful dog, thank you for the gift.”
monaliza looks up to Shama-Lama-Ding-Dong and says,"first you have to juice the pumpkins into an empty container, then you can use yeastweeds to brew up a tangy beverage.
or not ...
Ahnaom says “I am sorry to interrupt, my Queen. It seems that pumpkins can not be made into anything but juice. The addition of yeastweed does not seem to help. ” Ahnaom says “I am afraid the stronger pumpkin drinks are but a tale and the one that has no roots in our tangible world.”
Gaspode the Wonder Dog looks fairly content sitting upon the Queen's lap, his tail wagging occasionally.
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