The Royal Court of Greater Raktam

[Aiden Dakari]

Violence and hostility towards Raktam will always be met the same way.  and A'din is at the defense as always.

[Iceman]

Steady on, jungle-boys. I've only got two bloody feet, so you'll have to get in line and wait your turn. Unless you'd like to do the smart thing and shut your bloody mouths.

[Bobby the Hatchet]

*The Prisoner flashes a row of stained teeth, cigarette dangling from his lip*

Permission to come aboard, ma'am.

[CyAdora]

*The Prisoner flashes a row of stained teeth, cigarette dangling from his lip*

Permission to come aboard, ma'am.

You are playing for the wrong side.

    * 2010-06-07 01:06
      ±monaliza killed ±Cu'ki Kruh'sha
    * 2010-06-07 01:05
      ±monaliza killed ±Iwashere
    * 2010-06-07 01:03
      ±monaliza killed ±The Prisoner

Mercs, you came, you saw you are all lying on the floor, dead.

Next!

[Anthor]

I hear that the Mercenary's Guild has finally shown it's true colors.

Does the Royal Court require assistance from the Kingdom of Wiksik?

We will not let our brothers and sisters be massacred by a gang of two-bit thieves and murderers.

As opposed to the Murderer's Guild, we offer our services free of charge.

[CyAdora]

Sympathetic Phil
Died: 99 times (last time was 2010-06-06 23:23 at the hands of A'din Dkari, killed by a machete)

Thank you for the offer, Anthor, but we are doing just fine.

[iwashere]

I hear that the Mercenary's Guild has finally shown it's true colors.

What part of "We kill anyone for money" do people not understand? I have not made any effort to conceal my "true colors" as you put it, and have in fact advertised them to everyone on multiple occasions. Any failure to notice them flying proudly above me over the last two years is due to your own blindness, really.

[Bobby the Hatchet]

My true color's gold, and I'm seein' lots of red. Them's two colors don't stay hidden for long.

[CyAdora]

My true color's gold, and I'm seein' lots of red. Them's two colors don't stay hidden for long.

Great I will be sending you the bill from the carpet cleaners, Bobby.

monaliza walks in clapping.

You say “excellent job everyone. We really showed them.”

monaliza gets a glint in her eye as she smiles.

You say “now, remember the training we did? ”

monaliza mockingly yells, "ALPHA, TANGO, CHARLIE, to the trenches! And dont forget to add all the naughties to your contact list. Your weapons will be waiting for you."

monaliza raises her heavy sword in the air and yells, "TO VICTORY", then runs out.

[Iceman]

Mercs, you came, you saw you are all lying on the floor, dead.

Next!

Them's big words for an uppity broad who's too scared to even sit on her own bloody throne right now. Same goes for your so-called 'defenders' of Raktam - did you manage to find a rock big enough for you all to hide under, or did you all crawl down your own bloody hole?

Go ask Najdam who runs runs Raktam right now, queenling.

[CyAdora]

Mercs, you came, you saw you are all lying on the floor, dead.

Next!

Them's big words for an uppity broad who's too scared to even sit on her own bloody throne right now. Same goes for your so-called 'defenders' of Raktam - did you manage to find a rock big enough for you all to hide under, or did you all crawl down your own bloody hole?

Go ask Najdam who runs runs Raktam right now, queenling.

Them's big words for an stunning beauty who's too busy sunbathing on the northern shore to even sit on her own artisan-carved throne right now. Same goes for your heroic 'defenders' of Raktam - did you manage to find a flower big enough for you all to hide Phil's stink, or did you all crawl down your own neighbor's hole?

No, thanks we have already been to Wiksik.

As for "running" Raktam ... it sure isn't you, .

[Bobby the Hatchet]

Whoa there, li'l lady. Heroic defendin' costs extra, we're workin' at the low down slaughterin' rate. As for the stink, I figure a humble beauty such as yourself ought to fart enough petunias to cover all of us.

[Iceman]

It's not your husband either, sweetcakes. You ought to have a mug of fermented elephant's blood ready for him when he gets home, like a good little wife - he's got a long, thirsty walk.

We welcome the King of Mud and Nothing to the party too, if he's gotten tired of killing his own 'subjects' in Wiksik. And you call us bloody barbarians? Are you going to wring your bloody hands at us and cry us to bloody death? You people spend too much time jumping over fires and smearing yourself in shargle . You've forgotten what's important in life. Money. Money, and not :palm:ing with me. I'll be waiting for you, prince charming.

[Aiden Dakari]

A'din is around.  In the shadows where I belong in such times.  But my blade is always ready to rise up. And strike down of course! 

[Iceman]

Why don't you just get a lamp installed in your crapper? Just because you're bloody cowering with your boar-hide loincloth around your ankles doesn't mean you have to sit in the bloody dark. Although to be fair, I expect better illumination wouldn't do you any favours.