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« Reply #45 on: March 23, 2010, 07:52:25 PM »

There really isn't a defense either, after killing me Tkltch was able to sit in that hut smack in the middle of York for almost 24 hours longer without being killed! Come on York! Derby is here to support you, git patrollin' and killin'!

Wow, Derby has a thing for cannibals.

I think you guys are falling in love with me.

Are? I've been in love with you for years now.
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« Reply #46 on: March 24, 2010, 01:23:03 AM »

"Assclown!" whispers the spirit of Black Jack Pershing before disappearing into the ether.
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« Reply #47 on: March 24, 2010, 01:14:08 PM »

Ate two yummy outsiders today.

Yum Yum Yum
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« Reply #48 on: March 30, 2010, 06:05:48 AM »

The Port Breton Relief Column, consisting of Baron Surcouf and Black Jack Pershing, are forming a view from the number of dead bodies lying on the ground that they have repelled the cannibal menace and saved the ("weakling, unmanly and assclownish") people of York from consumptive destruction.
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« Reply #49 on: March 30, 2010, 12:34:36 PM »

It's merely a phase.

We are razing the countryside.

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« Reply #50 on: March 31, 2010, 05:33:15 AM »

Yes, Pershing noticed that but burnt jungle consumes tracks so no sign of cannibals.
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« Reply #51 on: March 31, 2010, 01:54:22 PM »

We are hiding in gopher holes.

It's a new feature.
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« Reply #52 on: March 31, 2010, 07:57:41 PM »

Those gophers must be big.
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« Reply #53 on: March 31, 2010, 09:56:07 PM »

They like to dance.
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« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2010, 03:22:21 AM »

They're ruining the green!
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« Reply #55 on: April 01, 2010, 04:38:38 AM »

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Pershing is a loyal defender of the Eastern Federation. Pershing has no time for politicians, native sympathisers, and clowns. Currently part of the Port Breton Relief Column, defending York against cannibals, serving under General Seether.

Oops. 

I'm supposed to be in York fighting cannibals?
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« Reply #56 on: April 01, 2010, 08:25:23 PM »

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Pershing is a loyal defender of the Eastern Federation. Pershing has no time for politicians, native sympathisers, and clowns. Currently part of the Port Breton Relief Column, defending York against cannibals, serving under General Seether.

Oops. 

I'm supposed to be in York fighting cannibals?
Shhhh!  You can pretend you were there, before anyone else finds out!
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« Reply #57 on: September 07, 2010, 12:51:23 PM »

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Pershing is a loyal defender of the Eastern Federation. Pershing has no time for politicians, native sympathisers, and clowns. Currently part of the Port Breton Relief Column, defending York against cannibals, serving under General Seether.

Oops. 

I'm supposed to be in York fighting cannibals?

Sorry, I just read this. LOL!
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« Reply #58 on: July 27, 2011, 06:25:48 AM »

Grunk the Pale helped newest Collective Member Bloodgeon to get two kills.
Grin Now That was some fun.
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