In-game Chuckles

[Iceman]

Damn straight.

[Blacktooth]

Stuck in the ground is a makeshift sign pointing north written in a strange language. It reads “I Always question Gorrie's motives, but for now he's one of the coolest in my clan.”

I don't know who Gorrie is. But I'm gonna find out...

[Dani]

Stuck in the ground is a makeshift sign pointing north written in a strange language. It reads “I Always question Gorrie's motives, but for now he's one of the coolest in my clan.”

I don't know who Gorrie is. But I'm gonna find out...

Be shore yer sins will find ye out firs', killer o' our piratin' kin.
-Gorry Louis

[Simon]

Split the CWhitty leaving posts into another topic at http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,3657.0.html

[Dani]

Context: Shipwreck, the usual gang of weirdos, plus Radio BarnCat.

Since your last move:
Arrgii Bhagi pops her head back round again, darkening the room considerably (2012-02-18 00:57)
Arrgii Bhagi says “Wots um pretty cat man doin ere ey? Puss puss puss pusss puss.. ” (2012-02-18 00:57)
Arrgii Bhagi upset at the lack of response Arrgii Bhagi mutters something about cats usually liking her and finally buggers off. (2012-02-18 00:58)

[Cobalt Manticore]

Lol, so sad to disappoint.

[Milkchew]

Logged in this morning to this (I have been killed twice overall by this person, yesterday I killed them back for the second time so we would be even):

Ur-Zakunrun says “ooc: Thanks for being such a :palm:ing cockbag . Now I have to waste my time killing you because you don't know how to be a decent human being. I could have killed you 8 times before.” (2012-02-20 15:17)
Ur-Zakunrun says “But, you know, I don't want to be an . Now I have to waste time on you because you are incontinent. Thanks for that, douche bag.” (2012-02-20 15:17)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2012-02-20 15:18)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2012-02-20 15:18)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2012-02-20 15:18)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2012-02-20 15:18)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2012-02-20 15:18)
You hear Ur-Zakunrun whisper “I mean, what a :palm:ing drag. I've got plans. I've got things to do, I've got a schedule and now it is getting all screwed up because of your fistula? Thanks dude.” (2012-02-20 15:19)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2012-02-20 15:19)
You hear Ur-Zakunrun whisper “Way to lack self control.” (2012-02-20 15:19)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2012-02-20 15:19)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2012-02-20 15:19)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2012-02-20 15:20)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2012-02-20 15:20)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2012-02-20 15:20)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2012-02-20 15:20)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2012-02-20 15:20)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2012-02-20 15:20)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2012-02-20 15:20)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2012-02-20 15:20)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2012-02-20 15:20)
Ur-Zakunrun attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. You die. (2012-02-20 15:20)
Ur-Zakunrun carves pieces off the body of Milkchew and begins eating! (2012-02-20 15:20)
Ur-Zakunrun carves pieces off the body of Milkchew and begins eating! (2012-02-20 15:20)
Ur-Zakunrun carves pieces off the body of Milkchew and begins eating! (2012-02-20 15:20)
Ur-Zakunrun says “Now I have to go somewhere else. Thanks. Thanks for nothing. And people wonder why everybody is leaving this game. Guess you know why, you :palm:ing douche bag.” (2012-02-20 15:21)

I posted this in my profile and linked his / her character profile so when they log in next they will see ive tagged them and hopefully view:

Right, listen to me now Mr American instead of running off.  You have killed me twice for no reason what so ever, plus the once you just did on 20th Feb:

2010-08-10 02:43
±Ur-Zakunrun killed ±Milkchew

2011-09-10 12:52
±Ur-Zakunrun killed ±Milkchew

Also you have killed many of my friends for no reason plus many others again for no reason, im cool with that as you are a cannibal and therefore hostile, hell its a game FFS, so fair enough. But you MUST expect I and others will kill you back, even if you ask us not too.  Wait what was that? I actually did kill you back, now thats not fair is it? How dare someone do that, you should not have to deal consequences.....hold on, I was viewing the world through your stupid eyes for a moment then. 

So all in all, get your head out of your fat arse and deal with it.  I came there to find you to get revenge for you killing me twice in the past and I did, now it is over as I have also killed you twice, although you blew it and killed me again, so I owe you one for that. 

Also stop swearing at me and grow a pair of balls you retarted keyboard warrior, get in the real world.  Oh and newflash, you dont want to be an `asshole`.....well, you failed. 

So, whatever you do dont kill Ur-Zakunrun, even if he / she kills you and I am sure he / she has done as they have a very high kill count, but dont kill them back as its not fair and you will be an `asshole`, you are no longer allowed to retaliate. 

That is all. 

[Anthor]

That's a sad state of affairs, Milkchew. It did give me a laugh though.

[Milkchew]

Its a shame really.

The day before I logged on and he was on the same square, he said something like he hasnt got time to kill me hes got other things to do, I said well, I have got time.  Then killed him then all this happened.  Funny really. 

Dosnt bother me to much that or if he kills me as that is the way it happens, that is his character, hes the scorpion, its in his nature, but you gotta expect to get it back, you cant just throw your toys out of the pram when someone disturbs your task or whatever, you have got to expect consequences.  Eyes of a Hawk gets killed often to this day for all the people he killed in Durham and he deserves it, I expect it.  Anyway, thought id share for the LOLs. 

[Cobalt Manticore]

Usually the way it goes, someone dumps a negative manner of Shartaktics on ya but when it comes back on them, their inner teen punk comes out, lol. Be sure to feedback those precious OOC Moments.

[Killian]

A lot of people choose to kill in the game. Nothing bad about that besides it inconveniencing other people. I've killed a lot of people for no other reason than that the game mechanics allows it, but, except for a forgettable zerging instance, I've never whined that anyone killed me unfairly.

That guy should let you off a little easier next time. He even called you incontinent while calling you a *bag thrice and smearing your face with scatological verbiage. I don't know about you, but with a razor sharp wit like that, I would have collapsed on my keyboard and perilously try to tap out.

[Witch Hazel]

Isn't Ur-Zakunrun the one that drinks tons of fungi juice/converts xp/ap (not sure how is does it) and kills everyone in town and then moves on? I always admired this guy who could pull this off repeatably. Now, I don't know what to think except I do like his 'razor sharp wit'.

[Cobalt Manticore]

He had alluded to doing that once to Scorponok during their brief scuffle over who would be ruler of the caverns.

[Blacktooth]

Emoting when you don't know the language:

"Otfried sikackhoksik sikackhok icktam Bakcooockhok'sik siklal, sikickick ick rakhok dalwik tam mogdal.. (2012-03-05 21:18)"

Ah, Otfried.

[Iceman]

Shinetop never fails to amuse, but this is an effort truly above and beyond the call of duty, and a fitting homage to Neil 'Fatty Fat Fat Fat' Tathers. It's a long one, so I've italicised my favourite bits in case you have the attention span of a... something something.

Fester Shinetop says “I don't hide treasure and wait for people to find it anymore - as a business plan it was execrable.”
Fester Shinetop says “Instead I am giving spurious tours of Historic Midway Island until my ersatz 'facts' enrage Neil to the point of waking up and covering the island once again with his terrifying shadow.”
Fester Shinetop says “Either that, or I get bored.”
Fester Shinetop says “So far I have made 2 gc.”
Calliope Grieve raises an eyebrow. "A monk once told me thoughts are the building blocks of God. And words are the building blocks of men...what one chooses to build is known only to him."
Calliope Grieve glances at Phil's stomach. "Obviously, Phil's been building an empire."
Calliope Grieve shrugs. "As for me...I try to leave as little as possible for people to trip over."
Fester Shinetop says “I'm building a magnificent folly.”
Fester Shinetop looks around.
Fester Shinetop says “Madre de Dios! Neil has assumed spirit form! What am I supposed to give tours about now?”
Fester Shinetop places a glass of water on a nearby window sill.
Fester Shinetop says “We'll have to watch for his footsteps.”
Fester Shinetop swivels around in his chair.
Fester Shinetop says “And so, Mr Carreau, we enter.... Endgame.”
Fester Shinetop says “In the interests of positive cultural discrimination, the Midway Equal Opportunities and Tourism Board have decreed that this portion of the tour be conducted in the native language.”
Fester Shinetop says “Translation is also mandatorily available to welsh speakers, should any such exist.”
Fester Shinetop says “Many have debated over why, how, and whether Mr Tathers first arrived on the deserted Midway Island. Only one thing can be said with certainty - that he swam here looking for the fabled 'El Dorado'.” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “A legendary all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant, mentioned in island myths for it's famous 'giant squid tempura' and mayonaise sauce.” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “Instead, he found the island of Midway and its unfinished tower. He recorded in his diary "..full of gas, which I can barely contain. The island itself is of a moderate size, having a pleasant air..."” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “"...the tower, being located in the centre, affords a fine view of the mainland. I feel a great affinity for this place, and hope to spend much time here in the future..."” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “Unfortunately, this was not to be. Tathers was not fated to return to the island until almost twenty years later, and under circumstances far from the idyllic ones he envisioned in his diary.” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “The intervening years were not ones of great activity for the island. Barring a brief infestation of ghostwriters, it was to an almost unchanged island that Tathers returned some twenty years later.” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “Tathers, however, was almost unrecognisable from the bright-eyed, hard-bodied explorer and island-wide omlette-eating champion of yesteryear.” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “Tricked into accepting stewardship of the 'wiki', Tathers was a broken and embittered man.” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “Bestowed by native royalty on particularly ill-favoured subjects, the wiki is a ferocious and intractable creature, known for oftentimes effecting the near-complete ruin of its custodians.” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “Rebellious to the last, Tathers had opted to expend the last of his dwindling mental and physical resources in a desperate attempt to escape his fate.” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “He fled the wiki, and returned to his fondly-remembered island paradise of Midway.” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “To his shock and dismay, however, Tathers soon discovered that the wiki had followed him even here and, unable to effect the return journey to the mainland, he was trapped on Midway with the creature.” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “In his diary Tathers records his feelings of disgust and despair at the prospect of sharing the rest of his days on the island with the agent of his downfall..” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “"...I feel disgust and despair at the prospect of sharing the rest of my days on the island with the very agent of my downfall. Words fail me..."” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “Words fail him for a further five pages.” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “Forced to feed and amuse the creature from the meagre resources available on the island, Tathers was constantly preoccupied with what new foodstuffs would serve to placate it.” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “Even his last words reflect this final monomania and, sitting waiting for his end to finally come, his tired fingers carved 'peas' into the stonework.” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “The wiki, all too well, had done its fatal work.” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “However, this was not totally the end. Even long after the wiki had retired in search of new victims Tathers' corpse remained in the tower, as fresh as the day he had died.” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “Island legend held that he was in fact not dead, and only waiting to gather around him a cadre of other deceased luminaries from the island's past.” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “And that, in times of great crisis on the island, they would rise again on Midway as a great host, and bicker pointlessly amongst themselves.” with a slight accent.
Fester Shinetop says “What the recent disappearance of Mr Tathers' body could mean though, is anyone's guess. Beyond the fact that it's bloody ruined any chances of the Midway supporting a successful tourist trade.”
Fester Shinetop removes the head of the 'Midway Cuckoo' mascot suit, in which he was conducting his tour.
Fester Shinetop says “Tour's over. Please exit via the gift shop located in Fabulous Wiksik Village, Home of the World Famous Wiksik Philly Cheese Steak.”
Fester Shinetop waves his arm vaguely across the water at the settlement to the north.
Fester Shinetop says “If you have any questions or complaints, please direct them our friendly and informative Customer Service Director, Mr Phil.”
Fester Shinetop holds a photo of a smiling McDonalds employee in front of Sympathetic Phil's face.
Fester Shinetop says “The Midway Tourism and Unemployment Board is a voluntarily run charity, and would like to remind you that without your generous contributions others may never be subjected to this talk again.”