In-game Chuckles

[Bobby the Hatchet]

Jesus H Christ says “How I'm supposed to learn Malevolence? D:”

That's gotta be one of the funniest things I've seen. He truly is the Son of God. Jesus .

[Etherdrifter]

Jesus Christ, necromancer.

Has a certain ring to it.  Does this mean his disciples will be undead servants?

[CyAdora]

You hear Dahlia Rae let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
Jesus H Christ turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

YOU KILLED JEBUS !

[CyAdora]

Tunnel

A tunnel opening out into a cavern.

Also here is an elephant.

[Ahnaom]

Lolephant.

[Bobby the Hatchet]

Oh man, I'd hate to be standing near that thing when the rats find him.

[CyAdora]

I palmed:up... notably so...

You attack Cracker with a punch for 2 damage. They die.
SillyLillyPwotter cracks open a bear and shotguns it all down. She crushes the can on her head and belches out " H E A D S H O T".
SillyLillyPwotter giggles and adjusts her bikini top as she skips off to wash the blood off of her club.

I cracked open a bear ...  I guess I need more practice.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

I don't want to know how you drink bear.

[CyAdora]

I don't want to know how you drink bear.

Bare bear with beer.

[Cracker]

I palmed:up... notably so...

You attack Cracker with a punch for 2 damage. They die.
SillyLillyPwotter cracks open a bear and shotguns it all down. She crushes the can on her head and belches out " H E A D S H O T".
SillyLillyPwotter giggles and adjusts her bikini top as she skips off to wash the blood off of her club.

I cracked open a bear ...  I guess I need more practice.

i didnt even notice that when i read it, i think i just assumed what you meant. Its a shame i was dead at the time cos that must have been a sight to behold 

[Swarm]

Since your last move:
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2010-07-26 04:41)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2010-07-26 06:40)
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2010-07-26 07:41)
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2010-07-26 09:40)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2010-07-26 10:41)
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2010-07-26 12:24)
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2010-07-26 15:21)
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2010-07-26 17:14)
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2010-07-26 19:05)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2010-07-26 20:05)
Game news has been added. Beast threatens Dalpok? (2010-07-26 21:53)
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2010-07-26 23:05)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2010-07-27 00:05)
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2010-07-27 02:06)

That's what I get for hiding in the caves >.>

[FirstAmongstDaves]

At around [-70.481,+26.393] someone has created a road, with considerable effort, ominously called "Dalpok-York - Trail of Blood". It extends for some distance, and was clearly by its atmospheric title intended to facilitate gruesome warfare between the outsiders of York and the natives of Dalpok.

The really, really funny thing is that is seems to go from Dalpok to the beginning of the Durham Peninsula and then stops. Did the road maker suddenly work out he was heading in the wrong direction and stopped? The temptation to erect a sign saying, "Dalpok/York - Trail of... Crap, Wrong Way" is too much to resist.

[CyAdora]

LOL @ Dave

Now for some HOT, LIVE ACTION !!!
Starring: Britney Spears, The Dublin Duke The Derby Trader and a large membrane.

Britney Spears looks up and smiles.

You say “look at that huge thing protruding out of your pants!!”
You say “can I touch it ?”
You say “can I hold it?”
You say “can I squeeze it ?”

Britney Spears reaches out for the coveted prize.

Your intentions toward others are no longer peaceful.
You attack The Dublin Duke and miss. x40

You attack The Dublin Duke with a cutlass for 2 damage. They drop to 43 HP.

You attack The Dublin Duke with a cutlass for 2 damage. They drop to 15 HP.

(He runs out of the tower at Parlament and into the Traders.)

You climb inside.
You attack The Dublin Duke with a cutlass for 2 damage. They drop to 13 HP.
You attack The Dublin Duke and miss. x5

(He sells the conch. I feel bad that I acted so immorally, so I heal him.)

The Dublin Duke gains 10 health from a first aid kit
The Dublin Duke gains 10 health from a first aid kit
The Dublin Duke gains 10 health from a first aid kit
The Dublin Duke gains 9 health from a first aid kit
You say “OH MY G0D”
You say “I am so embarrased.”
You say “I am so sorry Dublin Duke.”
You say “I dont know what came over me...”

You hear The Dublin Duke whisper “Good try Britney... I didn't know where the trading post was, otherwise I would have headed here first. :-p I like your music, by the way.”

You say “ITS THE SHELL MAN. IT IS POSSESSED with evils and devils.”
You say “it is precious....”
You say “so how much did you get for it ?”
You say “and to think I was going to lick it.”

The Dublin Duke says “No hard feelings. Just glad to have returned the shell to Derby.”
The Dublin Duke says “100 gold is the going rate for the Conch shell.”

You say “but it is so, SO big... and hard. And I love that little loop at the end... ”

You say “I really need a drink after that. I will be in the Hangin' Misfit.”

LIVE ACTION ... DERBY STYLE !

[Bobby the Hatchet]

So you're Britney Spears. I've got to start being more watchful of random alt interaction, I've been wondering who the hell that was.

So time to hit the beach then?

[snico]

Britney's back... Hmm... maybe Jessica should meet up with her for some drinks.  I hear the Hanged Misfit is back...