the vending machine

[yodas minion]

'm blatantly stealing this from another forum, but it's fun.  So here goes.

A vending machine stands before you.  Once an ordinary, unassuming vending machine, its INSERT COINS message has been scratched out. It now reads "INSERT ANYTHING" in what might be blood.

The stories suggest that the machine is evil, but that its evil manifests itself in its caustic sense of humor. Whatever is placed inside it's yawning, beckoning hopper, it will spit out something vaguely and ironically connected.

When you post, indicate what the previous poster receives, and then insert something yourself.  To illustrate:


Quote from: Post 1
Insert god
Quote from: Post 2
Receive omnipotent dog


Insert flower
Quote from: Post 3
Receive petal-less flower and a note that says "she loves me not"


Insert brass monkey
...and so on.  So to begin...


insert: a skull