wix-mas season [yet another typical wicksick thread]

[lama]

you know what to do

btw wambayak - what's up with foo and jesus?

[Neil Tathers]

You guys throw the best parties.

[Skull Face]

 

Skull Face looks down from an overhanging tree branch and brings his blowpipe to bear on the overweight outsider. He chuckles to himself.
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You fire at Nick Soapdish with a blowpipe...
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Skull Face leaps to the ground and advances slowly upon the poisoned pegleg. He takes in the glazed expression on the outsider's hideous visage. "The spirit of Wambayak has a message for you."
Skull Face draws his machete. "For the next moon the Wicksick Headhunters will be celebrating the ritual Overweight Outsider Hunt." He points at the peglegs prodigious beer-and-rum belly and grins evilly.
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You attack Nick Soapdish with a machete. They die.
You collect the head of Nick Soapdish and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.
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Skull Face throws his arms wide and shouts to the sky, "WAMBAYAK! You are avenged! Return to us! the Overweight Outsider Hunt has begun!"

 

[Skull Face]

Overweight outsider binge! 

Skull Face stalks happily through the shadows. He raises his machete and steaps behind his victim to whisper, "The Ancestors don't like you very much."
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You attack callan hunter with a machete for 3 damage. They die.
You collect the head of callan hunter and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.
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Skull Face appears from the bushes and hands a package to CENSORED. He takes a mirror from his backpack and sets about retouching his makeup. "A little exercise is good for the soul."

[lama]

Got me a fatty!

You whisper to Mill Wilkinson, “ho ho ho!” in the outsider language.

[Skull Face]

A career as a personal fitness trainer is in the offing:

Skull Face runs along the jungle trail and skids to a halt. "Hello there..."
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You whisper to Miriam , “You have a pretty head...” in the outsider language.
You whisper to Miriam , “Have you considered a resistive training exercise regime? It would help you lose some of that excess weight.” in the outsider language.
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You attack Miriam with a machete for 3 damage. They die.
You collect the head of Miriam and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.
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[Neil Tathers]

Got me a fatty!

You whisper to Mill Wilkinson, “ho ho ho!” in the outsider language.

Aw, I thought you meant a real fatty.

[Skull Face]

Lots of fatties around:

You fire at Santa with a blowpipe for 4 damage. The poison acts quickly, taking another 2HP almost immediately. They die.
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You fire at the chief elf with a blowpipe for 4 damage. The poison acts quickly, taking another 2HP almost immediately. It dies.
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Skull Face takes a bow before the remaining revellers and elves. He smiles. "Acai overdose is a terrible thing."
You say “Weight loss should be achieved via a program of exercise and sustained diet improvement.”
You say “This lifestyle advice was brought to you by the Wicksick Headhunters. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!”

[Skull Face]

Weight loss wisdom:

You whisper to s0m3b0d3 , “Excuse me." He taps the outsider on the shoulder and takes out a measuring string. "Have you heard of the benefits of a good diet and a healthy lifestyle?” in the outsider language.
You say “First of all you have to embrace a weight loss regime. The Wicksick Headhunters are excellent trainers in this regard. Allow me to demonstrate.” in the outsider language.
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You attack s0m3b0d3 with a machete for 3 damage. They die.
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You collect the head of s0m3b0d3 and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.
Skull Face holds up the fresh head. "And there you have it. Almost instant weight loss. Isn't it wonderful?"

[yodas minion]

 i went to santa...and this happened ...  then they brought me to... ...then an outsider came... ...then a shaman walked up to me...  ..he told me to go to the water and THIS happened!  ...then i went hunting and found this...mutant!  ...then A WEIRD THING!...    and this is all because i visited the fat man... he looked alot like that too.

[Swarm]

I don't understand you yoda.

[Neil Tathers]

Rachel Stone bagged herself a fattie.

You attack bollobollo with a machete for 3 damage. They die.

[Neil Tathers]

Rachel Stone killed the Law.

[Skull Face]

Skull Face pushes a few leaves aside and grins at The Law dancing with a monkey. Who would have thought that such a fearsome killer would be a Morris Dancer? He joins in, machete waving...

A tragic Morris Dancing accident has occurred 

[Neil Tathers]

A tragic Morris Dancing accident has occurred 

Morris Dancing in Shartak.  Love it.