The following represents no way shape or form the opinions of this poster, his parrot and the parrot's foster child. It should however be taken seriously, and all those it mentions should insult the original poster. I am not that poster.In RaktamTwo natives stand around the dead shaman, looking at the body.
"I wonder what happened?"
"Maybe..." said one of the them while putting on sunglasses, "...he revived one too many souls."
The other native screams, "YYYEEEEAAHHHHHHH!" and turns on a
boombox.
In the GrottoA small native child was sitting on Santa's lap when a blood thirsty cannibal bursts through the door.
"NO ONE HARMS THE BIG FAT RED SAINT!"
The cannibal kills the child and goes to run out, stopping at the door, "Whoo, Collective!"
"What an assclown," says one of the outsiders looking on.
"And what do you want for Christmas?"
"Oh nothing much, except for YOUR ASSCLOWN OF A HEAD!"
"Oh noes!"
Somewhere in the JungleA native with awesome pecs charges into an outsider, who lacks the awesome pecs.
"HAVE YOU SEEN HIM!?!"
"Seen who?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!?!"
"Oh, you mean Robb, he lives in Mulberry Lane."
"SO YOU HAVE SEEN HIM!?!"
"No. Not at all."
"Oh, damn. I wanted some muffins."
In the catacombsOne lone looking underfed native stood next to an underground pool.
"I love my new secret base that no one knows about."
At the Shipwreck"I'm dead sexy!"
The pirate looks down in surprise as a cutlass comes through his chest from behind. The grubby looking shaman behind him grinned, "You've been flayed, grid style. BOOYA!"
In DurhamCrickets chirped.
In York"I declare that all outsiders who don't walk back and forth naked between huts are to be killed on sight!"
One of the other outsiders grinned, "Finally, a rule we all can get behind."
Another one spoke up, "But wait, aren't we all men?"
"I hate how scurvy killed all the women."
In DalpokSeven elder Dalpokians stop whatever they were doing and walk out in the middle of the field. The lizardman gets on the drums, a young warrior walks up to a mic, while a (for some reason) Japanese concubine hands out guitars to the rest. Music starts playing.
"WE built this city! We built this city out of blood and skulls, we built this city."
A pirate runs in from the background and cuts the cords, and the music stops. "Goddamn it's bad enough we live next to you, but we have to listen to this crappy music as well!"
"COME ON! We are finally doing something!" said the singer.
"Where the hell did you get the gold from that thing anyways? HUH?"
Just then the pirates head gets lopped off.
"I'll put it in the weaponssss hut with all the ressssssst." said the lizardman, walking off towards the hut.
"Oh that Tini!"
Somewhere elseAn outsider walks up to a native and whispers into his ear, "Hello."
Suddenly, his PDA blinks and he checks it.
"Oh, looks like you are a level fifteen, low health, and while I don't understand your language, I can read your name clearly. Awesome. Well, niceties are over, time to die!"
Again, somewhere in the jungleA chorus of people stood on a hilltop screaming, "WE WANT A BIGGER MONSTER!"
The hilltop uncoiled to reveal a man eating python.
"TOO BIG!"
A lone explorer smiled from the trees, "hehehehe, be careful what you wish for." He sips his tea.
In DurhamMore crickets chirp. A drunk stumbles out from the bar.
About it.
In Derby"So you are a mechanical automaton, who was found on the beach, and someone out you together, so now you tend there bar."
"That is correct."
"So how she get the sand out of your gears?"
"You don't want to know."
In York"Man I wish I had something big enough to lever this rock out of the way."
Twist emerged from the bushes, "You rang?"
In RaktamA group of Royal Court natives and a group of Necromancers stood in the village clearing.
"NECROS!"
"COURTIES!"
Suddenly a French Man comes running inbetween the two groups.
"Listen, don't fight! Instead, let's put crates on Midway Island!"
The two sides looked at each other.
"TIME TO PARTY!"
