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Author Topic: July 15th is Mill Wilkinson Day!  (Read 1054 times)
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Ege Bamyasi
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« on: July 15, 2009, 09:38:01 AM »


Today we celebrate the life of the man responsible for many of the rights and freedoms that we take for granted here on Shartak.

Please use this thread to discuss the positive effects that Mill Wilkinson has had on your life. Plus, don't forget to participate in the traditional exchange of empty bottles and gourds with your fellow islanders.

Let's make this year's Mill Wilkinson celebrations a day to remember, unlike last year when we forgot to hold any.

~ Sam Bellamy
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2009, 09:49:45 AM »

God damn it, Mill Wilkinson Day's today? I thought it was next week! My costume's still at the seamstress having extra nipple-tassles fitted - what the hell am I going to wear now?
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2009, 10:04:10 AM »

God damn it, Mill Wilkinson Day's today? I thought it was next week! My costume's still at the seamstress having extra nipple-tassles fitted - what the hell am I going to wear now?


I have a few ideas.  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2009, 11:51:25 AM »

God damn it, Mill Wilkinson Day's today? I thought it was next week! My costume's still at the seamstress having extra nipple-tassles fitted - what the hell am I going to wear now?

Come naked. Mill Wilkinson would have insisted upon it.
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2009, 12:08:59 PM »

Neil Tathers is currently celebrating Mill Wilkinson day.

He's showing his pecs to everyone.
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2009, 01:08:36 PM »

Parties are like SO fun! Thanks Mr. Bellamy.
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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2009, 05:21:50 AM »

Its not just another run-of-the-Mill day?
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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2009, 11:24:51 AM »

Now you're just Millking this for all it's worth.
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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2009, 12:43:47 PM »

On stage at the Hanged Misfit.  The candles are turned down low, and out walks Neil Tathers.

"They ask ya, what was the highpoint?
the 100th Tiger kill, the final duel with Armadox, the peace talks with Durham?
And I say, no, it was that first time we all got together and saw him, standing there, and we made music
Sweet beautiful music.  And from that point on, whenever we got together, we always thought about that time.
Like that bunny on TV with that battery, I just keep going and going and going."

The candles come up, and Neil starts singing.


"Who loves you pretty baby,
Who's gonna help you through the night?"

Sam Bellamy comes walking out on stage, both of them singing now.

"Who loves you pretty Mill,
Who's always there to make it right?"

Twist comes walking out, joining the singing.

"Who loves you pretty baby,
Who's gonna help you through the night?"

FirstAmoungstDaves joins in, walking up to the stage.

"Who loves you pretty Mill,
Who's always there to make it right?"

A whole band appears behind them, along with two females backup dancers, Brittney Spears and Jessica Simpson.  All the guys are doing choreography to the music, and band and backup dancers follow along.


"Who loves you,
Who loves you pretty baby?
Who's gonna love you Mill?

Who loves you,
Who loves you pretty baby?

When tears are in your eyes,
And you can't find the way.

It's hard to make believe,
You're happy when you're gray.

Baby when you're feelin' like,
You'll never see the mornin' light.

Come to me,
Baby, you'll see.

Who loves you pretty baby,
Who's gonna help you through the night?

Who loves you pretty Mill,
Who's always there to make it?

Who loves you,
Who loves you pretty baby?
Who's gonna love you Mill?

Who loves you,
Who loves you pretty baby?

And when you think,
The whole wide world has passed you by.

You keep on tryin',
But you really don't know why.

Baby when you need a smile,
To help the shadows drift away.

Come to me,
Baby, you'll see.

Who loves you pretty baby,
Who's gonna help you through the night?

Who loves you pretty Mill,
Who's always there to make it?"

Who loves you,
Who's gonna love you, love you?
Who's gonna love you?

Who loves you,
Who's gonna love you, love you?
Who's gonna love you?

Baby,
Baby,
Doot-doo-doot.

Come to me,
Baby, you'll see.

Who loves you pretty baby,
Who's gonna help you through the night?

Who loves you pretty Mill,
Who's always there to make it?

Who loves you,
Who's gonna love you, love you?
Who's gonna love you?"

The backup dancers leave, leaving just the four guys.  Who all walk together, and point at the person they are singing too, Mill Wilkinson.

"Who loves you,
Who's gonna love you, love you?
Who's gonna love you"
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« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2009, 01:16:07 AM »

That was beautiful.
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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2009, 05:15:47 AM »

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I'm so scared right now. I make a slight re-activation of myself and get this against my face.  lolz
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« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2009, 02:28:09 PM »

It is because we love you Mill. Welcome back.
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« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2009, 11:41:43 AM »

Thanks. I'm scared, but I try to stick around. xD
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Mill Wilkinson - Police and a hunter
Matt Wilkinson - Utility Banker in Durham
Cannibal Cook - Rakmogaki who loves outsider meat
The mastermind behind these three - a proud coffeejunkie

G3N: "Why is York always the hotspot for homoerotic drama?"
And then you wonder why I left...
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