Neil's Travels

[chicopHino]

You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
Mayhem says “traitor ”
Amaro says “pH ”
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
You hear Najdam calling for assistance from right here.
De La Coiffe kills Najdam with a heavy sword.
De La Coiffe says “Time to bail! Glory to the State of New Jersey!”
You stand up and gather all your equipment together.

I healed poor old Najdam, at least made them spend some APs -and some fungi juices, in DLC's case.

You know, when De la Coiffe does nothing but killing natives and natives' shamans, you wonder where the hell he gets APs enough to achieve that lot of fungi juices (before killing Najdam, I attacked him, he healed himself and ran away, then he had enough APs to kill Najdam and then even more to kill me). Not having enough with this, he's got APs enough to achieve heavy swords?

[See Tom's post below]

Anyway, whatever these guys say, your travels' chronicles are nice, Neil, keep on writing them.

[Neil Tathers]

Anyway, whatever these guys say, your travels' chronicles are nice, Neil, keep on writing them.

Oh I plan too keep writing them, but only I actually meet people.  Don't want to write a whole bunch of articles of me killing animals, that loses excitement after the first 20 or so times.

My wonderfully beautiful pecs will only carry those for about 40 or so more too.

Player interaction is much better.

[Iceman]

You know, when De la Coiffe does nothing but killing natives and natives' shamans, you wonder where the hell he gets APs enough to achieve that lot of fungi juices (before killing Najdam, I attacked him, he healed himself and ran away, then he had enough APs to kill Najdam and then even more to kill me).

You can convert 1000XP to 25AP, and when you've levelled your character up and don't have any more skills to buy, XP tends to just mount up. Combined with fungi juice that can add up to a lot of extra AP.

[Tom Failur]

If you suspect someone of zergning then I suggest you contact Simon. Complaining about it here will do nothing.

[DLC]

I don't juice. I don't want to fail my next drug test again.

[Killy]

You're always free to utilize this thread:

http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,2255.msg65938.html#msg65938

QED, my dear friend.

[Johan Crichton]

If you look closely, there's a "Report to moderator" at the bottom of each post.  At the end of the day, the moderators pay attention to threads that have been reported.  They may or may not involve themselves in other threads.

If a post crosses a line with respect to the forum rules, then the moderator who responds to the report or sees it may edit or remove a post.  Some of us do, some of us don't.  Some reports see action, others the moderators look at and decide not to act upon.

If there is a post that you think crosses the line w.r.t. the forum rules, then you are welcome to hit report to moderator.

[Neil Tathers]

OOC: Mods, can I ask you to put OOC in front of all the out of character posts please?

I'll show you my pecs.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Neil wakes up one morning to find a cupcake and a scroll sitting on his chest.

The scroll reads:

My dear Monsieur Tathers

You may be aware that the Eastern Federation has reformed, as the Federation l'Est.

Your fluency in matters gastronomic leads me to invite you to the Federation's capital city of Derby to share petit gateaux.

We also recall your time as Minister for Native Affairs and wish to honour you with the Medal of the Order of the Chevaliers of the Brown Sharpening Stone.

Please attend me either at La Citadelle, or the Hanged Misfit Pub, at your convenience.

I have the honour to be, etc.

Le Tof
By the Grace of God and Adoration of the People of Derby and Port Breton
Prince-President, Federation l'Est

[snico]

Neil wakes up one morning to find a cupcake and a scroll sitting on his chest.

The scroll reads:

My dear Monsieur Tathers

You may be aware that the Eastern Federation has reformed, as the Federation l'Est.

Your fluency in matters gastronomic leads me to invite you to the Federation's capital city of Derby to share petit gateaux.

We also recall your time as Minister for Native Affairs and wish to honour you with the Medal of the Order of the Chevaliers of the Brown Sharpening Stone.

Please attend me either at La Citadelle, or the Hanged Misfit Pub, at your convenience.

I have the honour to be, etc.

Le Tof
By the Grace of God and Adoration of the People of Derby and Port Breton
Prince-President, Federation l'Est

you spell honor like a brit!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/plaid
haha sorry for the interuption  continue on...

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Neil wakes up one morning to find a cupcake and a scroll sitting on his chest.

The scroll reads:

My dear Monsieur Tathers

You may be aware that the Eastern Federation has reformed, as the Federation l'Est.

Your fluency in matters gastronomic leads me to invite you to the Federation's capital city of Derby to share petit gateaux.

We also recall your time as Minister for Native Affairs and wish to honour you with the Medal of the Order of the Chevaliers of the Brown Sharpening Stone.

Please attend me either at La Citadelle, or the Hanged Misfit Pub, at your convenience.

I have the honour to be, etc.

Le Tof
By the Grace of God and Adoration of the People of Derby and Port Breton
Prince-President, Federation l'Est

you spell honor like a brit!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/plaid
haha sorry for the interuption  continue on...

I blame Benjamin Franklin. And the fact that I live in Australia.

[Neil Tathers]

Neil wakes up one morning to find a cupcake and a scroll sitting on his chest.

The scroll reads:

My dear Monsieur Tathers

You may be aware that the Eastern Federation has reformed, as the Federation l'Est.

Your fluency in matters gastronomic leads me to invite you to the Federation's capital city of Derby to share petit gateaux.

We also recall your time as Minister for Native Affairs and wish to honour you with the Medal of the Order of the Chevaliers of the Brown Sharpening Stone.

Please attend me either at La Citadelle, or the Hanged Misfit Pub, at your convenience.

I have the honour to be, etc.

Le Tof
By the Grace of God and Adoration of the People of Derby and Port Breton
Prince-President, Federation l'Est

A cupcake eh?  This may prove to be a trek I need.

Once I restock, I'll try to find my way there via the cave system, should be a fun, long trek full of cannibals.

While resting at the feet of Nadjam, I witnessed several particular strange sights, first off from Armadox Lite as I wish to call him.

Witch of Endor kills BoyToyGoy with a machete.
Witch of Endor says “Buuuurn.”

See, I call Witch of Endor, Armadox Lite because she's basically that, kills member of her own tribe, but without the fear.  At all.  It's actually humorous to watch this person kill someone, seeing as she tends to need lots of help in doing it.

Anyways, there seems to be a new native group that wants my help, but alas, they are only for exterminating outsiders, not trying to figure out the hatred via peaceful means, so I must decline.

FirstAmongstDaves says “Raktam is a ghost town. I walk with ghosts....”

I wasn't a ghost, I was merely resting.

monaliza watches the pirate run off screaming from fear.

FAD, who I have encountered before, does look like a women in all his makeup, so I could see him running off in fear.

[CyAdora]

Neil Tathers

Anyways, there seems to be a new native group that wants my help, but alas, they are only for exterminating outsiders, not trying to figure out the hatred via peaceful means, so I must decline.

The clan has been properly updated to reflect a greater world-view.
N.A.T.O. clan link

Description:
Natives Against Tyrannical Overtakers, based in Wiksik. This organization constitutes a system of collective defense whereby its member states agree to mutual defense in response to an attack by any external party.

We exist to "to keep the violent-towards-native outsiders out, the Natives safe, and the evil-doers down".

[Neil Tathers]

Neil Tathers

Anyways, there seems to be a new native group that wants my help, but alas, they are only for exterminating outsiders, not trying to figure out the hatred via peaceful means, so I must decline.

The clan has been properly updated to reflect a greater world-view.
N.A.T.O. clan link

Description:
Natives Against Tyrannical Overtakers, based in Wiksik. This organization constitutes a system of collective defense whereby its member states agree to mutual defense in response to an attack by any external party.

We exist to "to keep the violent-towards-native outsiders out, the Natives safe, and the evil-doers down".

That is all well and good, though it still condones violence, and violence begets violence, and so on down the line.

As found out by a young cannibal that attacked me in my hut.

road warrior HAWK attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
road warrior HAWK attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
You hear road warrior HAWK whisper “oops”
road warrior HAWK attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
road warrior HAWK attacks you with a machete for 1 damage.
road warrior HAWK attacks you with a machete for 1 damage.
road warrior HAWK attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
road warrior HAWK attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
road warrior HAWK attacks you with a machete for 1 damage.
road warrior HAWK attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
road warrior HAWK attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
road warrior HAWK attacks you with a machete for 1 damage.
road warrior HAWK attacks you with a machete for 1 damage.
road warrior HAWK attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
road warrior HAWK attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
road warrior HAWK attacks you with a machete for 1 damage.

After healing myself up, I decided that sometimes, one must defend ones home from intruders, but as always, I try to teach a lesson here.

You say “*sigh* Must it always resort to violence?”
You fire at road warrior HAWK with a blowpipe for 4 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You say “Take this as a lesson young one, do not attack those who wish for peace. We tend to have sharp swords. Now go, learn from this.”

Hopefully this cannibal will learn.  Well, at least learn to fully kill a prey, not play with your food.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

FAD, who I have encountered before, does look like a women in all his makeup, so I could see him running off in fear.

I really should stop wearing fishnet stockings. But the island is too humid for any other type of underwear.