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Author Topic: ATTENTION PH (ABOUT LA CONCHA)  (Read 1943 times)
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3sc0b4r
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« on: April 05, 2009, 07:08:55 PM »

One of my alts has the conch, who you can find somewhere in the town of Derby, if you dare. So far I have not been blowing it, but deciding whether I should trade it for 100 gold coins.

PM me if you want to negotiate about the conch, as I know you all desire it very much.

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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2009, 06:32:35 AM »

Of course we want it!

We are not wishing to pay for it, though. I have a counter-offer: you give us the conch shell, 100 gold coins and we won't kill you.

Nah, it wouldn't work. We would kill you anyway.
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2009, 07:18:22 AM »

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahuhaahhajjahhaahahjajajajaj

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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2009, 10:23:30 PM »

I CAN HAZ SENSELESS KILLING NAOW?
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2009, 05:09:43 PM »

HOYGAN A MI ME GUSTA MUSHO LA CONCHA ME LA PODRIAN ENBIAR POR IMEIL?
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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2009, 05:07:23 PM »

PH, if you do not take my offer seriously, I will just sell it to the next highest bidder. 200 gold coins I hear? 300? Derby would offer a better price than the greedy PH, who only want XP-farm and death.
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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2009, 10:27:34 AM »

Last offer: you give us the conch shell, 1000 gold coins and then we kill you.
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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2009, 01:53:18 AM »

I'll offer 1 gold coin, that's 101 higher than PH's earlier offer.
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« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2009, 04:40:17 AM »

So...what happened to that nice little concha?

Did you sell it?

Did you make soup with it?

I must warn you if you did, chicopHino has a slight lisp, so it's more than likely that when he was attempting to blow it he got spit inside it... well, it's not really a "slight" lisp, it's a huge lisping atrocity so I'm more than sure that the spit was all over it.

Enjoy your soup!

Also, 1 gold coin isn't 101 coins more than -1000 and -a head.
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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2009, 12:43:52 AM »

Please, serious offers only. Do I hear 500 gold coins? 600? 775?
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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2009, 10:43:50 PM »

I will kill you twice. For free.
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3sc0b4r
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« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2009, 05:45:43 AM »

Petty or gimmick offers will not be considered. Do I hear 800 gold?
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« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2009, 07:58:06 AM »

No.
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« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2009, 10:28:58 AM »

I can eat your legs for the conch.
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