Schloss Ritter
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Knight Keep
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« on: February 09, 2007, 04:57:57 AM » |
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A cannibal opened a new jungle restaurant. His first customer came in and asked, "Got any specials today?" "We sure do," replied the cannibal chef. "We have Broiled Missionary for $10 a plate, Fried Explorer for $20, or Baked Politician for $100." "$100?" asked his customer. "Why the huge price difference for just a politician?" The restaurateur replied, "Have you ever tried cleaning one?"
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Tom Failur
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2007, 11:33:32 AM » |
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1st Guy:Did you here about the new food made from people?
2nd Guy: No. What's it taste like.
1st Guy: It varies from person to person.
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Rob Zombie
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2007, 06:52:05 PM » |
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 Hahahahahahaha! They're gooood... What did Dave C say to the tavern patron? 'Do you smell burning?' Shartak's first political satire 
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Tom Failur
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2007, 09:58:59 PM » |
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A horse walked into Czechy's Tavern.
Czechy asked "Why the long face?"
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Gitboy
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2007, 10:36:25 AM » |
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What did Dave C say to the tavern patron?
'Do you smell burning?'
That's totally going on the wiki. Edit: Infact, do you feel like doing a live comedy slot? |
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Marvin
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2007, 11:53:48 AM » |
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1st Guy:Did you here about the new food made from people?
2nd Guy: No. What's it taste like.
1st Guy: It varies from person to person.
I swear I heard that on futurama |
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Tom Failur
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2007, 12:24:18 PM » |
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Yes it is from futurama.
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Rob Zombie
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2007, 09:46:31 PM » |
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What did Dave C say to the tavern patron?
'Do you smell burning?'
That's totally going on the wiki. Edit: Infact, do you feel like doing a live comedy slot? Well, i suppose i could write some more material i wouldn't mind doing a show if i can get enough stuff together. What do you call a man with without pants? A Pirate Hunter. What do you call a monkey with pants? A JRG monkey. Suppose you may have had to read thier wiki to get that one. EDIT/ADD: What did Keiichi say to the Durham girl? 'I want your body' --- What do the Pirate Hunters and the Order of Patriots have in common? They both get ****ed by real men. All now seen on the Privateer's wiki. |
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« Last Edit: February 10, 2007, 10:08:41 PM by RobZombie »
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a kitten
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2007, 03:28:26 AM » |
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Blahmicho
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« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2007, 03:00:44 PM » |
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I swear I heard that on futurama
Fry: What if the secret ingredient is people?!?!Leela: No, there's already a soda like that. Soilent Cola.Fry: Oh, how is it?Leela: It varies from person to person
My Joke:Why was the Pirate arrested? For ARRRson |
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I have abducted you into the numbers of the Scavengers as an official Scavenger by proxy. There now that your a Scavenger I don't have to kill you.....someone else will do it for me
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Rob Zombie
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« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2007, 04:15:12 PM » |
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Dave C's place was burned to the ground  How do ye know yer a pirate? (All together now:) YE JUST ARRRRRR! |
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Blahmicho
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« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2007, 07:21:55 PM » |
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Maybe not exceptionally Shartaky, but.....
Where does the pirate go out to eat?
ARRRbys
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I have abducted you into the numbers of the Scavengers as an official Scavenger by proxy. There now that your a Scavenger I don't have to kill you.....someone else will do it for me
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Keiichi
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2007, 03:18:09 PM » |
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How many Yorkmen does it take to put in a light-bulb? One, whoever wins the war over who owns it.  |
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« Last Edit: December 03, 2007, 03:30:32 PM by Euphoria »
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The flight was heavenly
the sky my ocean
As I soared beyond the clouds
and golden voices called me home
You asked "Do you believe in love?"
and I shook my head
So, your sins unto me as I fall down
never to return from this land
My wings are clipped, my voice stilled,
Goodbye.
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0000FF Beard
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2007, 10:32:46 AM » |
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Q: What's the difference between Lukas Alexander and a parrot?
A: One says the same words over and over again; the other's a bird.
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Keiichi
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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2007, 03:02:41 PM » |
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Good one!
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The flight was heavenly
the sky my ocean
As I soared beyond the clouds
and golden voices called me home
You asked "Do you believe in love?"
and I shook my head
So, your sins unto me as I fall down
never to return from this land
My wings are clipped, my voice stilled,
Goodbye.
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