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« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2009, 04:29:58 PM » |
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Pardon, but which part of Rakmo Isle do you hold governance over?
Rakmo's recently been more akin to a hivemind, or pretty much a hippy nommy commune.
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"The future is here..."  New Haven: Solemn would be entirely to blame for the odd scene that Hiram walked in on. Ryanon seemed to be seizing from an anyeurysm, while Matey idly smoked a cigarette and watched on. Solemn, on the other hand, was wailing upon Ryanon's chest with a wooden club in what could be only described as "Daloki CPR". He would pause mid-swing to look to the Yorker. Solemn says “Err...This is EXACTLY what it looks like." |
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chicopHino
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2009, 05:13:14 PM » |
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I can't believe how sexy you are when singing.
And Solemn, respect: she's the Chosen One of Saint Poli, she rules all over the island. She's like the :palm:ing Pope.
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Kurtz
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I'm really not Marlon Brando, you know...
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2009, 05:20:46 PM » |
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Dear Friend,
Compliments of the season to you and It is with a heart full of hope that i
write,
soliciting for your strict confidence in this transaction.This is by virture
of it's nature as being confidential and top secert. For i seek your ability
and reliability to excute this transaction of great magnitude.
I am Ancongo La Magnifica. I am pleased to get across to you for a very
urgent and
profitable business proposal, this may come to you as a Suprise as we have
not meet before, but i can trust a man of your caliber.
The intended business is thus, I am the nephew of Former Cannibal Queen Salchicha la Magnifica of
the Kingdom of Rakmogak. On the Month of Sorrows, my aunt, her husband and their three
children were disappeared after the a attack by the pirate forces.
Since then I have made several enquiries to locate any of my relatives, this
has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, to locate any member of his
family but of no avail, hence I contacted you.I have to be sincere and
honest with you, i contacted you to assist in repartrating the money and
property left behind by my late aunt before they get confiscated or
declared unserviceable by her bank Cannibal Bank Rakmogak, where this
huge deposits were lodged valued at about (20.5 million gold pieces).
Conseqently, my Bank issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have
the account confiscated within the the next 21 official working days. since
i have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over some time now,
pls I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased,
so that the proceeds of this account valued at (20.5 million gold pieces) can be
paid to you and then you and I can share the money.70% to me and two other
of my coleague and 30% to you.
I know that you may not relate to my late aunt but i contact you on this
transaction based on the fact that you are a forigner as well as my client,
it will be very easy to convince the bank since i have the necessary
documents to backup the claim. I have all necessary legal documents that can
be used to back up any claim we may make.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through.
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that
will protect you from any breach of the law. As soon as you agree to
co-operate with me, i will then inform my bank officially that i have been
able to locate one of his relative and present your information as the next
of kin to my late aunt together with some relevent documents, they will
just go ahead and pay the money into your account and i will come over to
your country for the sharing of the fund.
Please get in touch with me to enable us discuss further. pls if you are not ready to transact this
business with me, tell me so that i will look for other alternative to get
this money from the Bank.
Yours faithfully,
Mr Ancongo La Magnifica
Rakmogak
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Inoffensive Content
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Fighting for a contract
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 05:22:00 PM » |
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Jordison
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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2009, 05:41:23 PM » |
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OMG, if you play that video backwards, you can clearly hear the beast's message saying he's going to kill everybody in the name of St Poly  |
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Killy
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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2009, 06:15:16 PM » |
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Yeah, some people are so unoriginal. |
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There are no actual winners or losers on shartak, only whiners and sore losers.
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Solemn
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2009, 06:33:58 PM » |
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I can't believe how sexy you are when singing.
And Solemn, respect: she's the Chosen One of Saint Poli, she rules all over the island. She's like the :palm:ing Pope.
I meant no disrespect. If anyone wants to rule over this rabble of an island, be my guest. |
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"The future is here..." New Haven: Solemn would be entirely to blame for the odd scene that Hiram walked in on. Ryanon seemed to be seizing from an anyeurysm, while Matey idly smoked a cigarette and watched on. Solemn, on the other hand, was wailing upon Ryanon's chest with a wooden club in what could be only described as "Daloki CPR". He would pause mid-swing to look to the Yorker. Solemn says “Err...This is EXACTLY what it looks like." |
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Fighting for a contract
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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2009, 08:39:36 PM » |
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Please tell sus compadres to cut down on the new-account spamming.
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CyAdora
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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2009, 09:02:09 PM » |
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I thought I saw a post here... how weird.  |
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Quote of the week:
Gurney Halleck: "Not in the mood? Mood's a thing for cattle and loveplay, not fighting!"
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