HELLOHO PIRATES HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO

[CyAdora]

At -70.550,+26.532, directly west of the ruins are three, filthy, grotesque targets.

Edvard Munch http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=17084
Dagda http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=17394
Hannibal Lecter http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=16018

[Foo]

Didn't see them but a bit more south west under that berry bush stands some bugger with a way too fat belly....

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Its time for pirates to secure the Hellborne Strumpet and be rid of natives who board her. Bothum and I are knocking them off rapidly.

Natives are not permitted on or near our noble vessel henceforth. I don't care if you're a tree-hugging, blossom-kissing, muffin-eating, wouldn't-hurt-a-fly Open Arms healer, or if you're gridflay. If you're a native, stay far away or be prepared for your stomach lining to uncomfortably and awkwardly meet my cutlass.

[gridflay]

A challenge!

Kill me? Really, you can kill me?

I am a *shaman*, young one.

The grave is the pillow I rest my head upon, as much home to me as your mother's lap.
The spirits of the night are my lovers, and they abase themselves for my attentions.
Death is my friend and kinsman, to call upon for favor or whimsy.
The very Island you stand upon whispers Her confessions to me under the blood red moon.
Each and every hour, I walk the ghost-lit path between this world and the Quiet which lies beyond.

I can make a child's puppet of your bones, and rattle a pitiful song from your teeth.
 
I can rip the soul from your flesh, then bend it to my will until it cries out in *anguish*.

And you can... what? Poke me, with pointy objects? Please. You embarrass yourself.

(ooc: <hugz>)

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Scorecard since implementation of the new regime:

2010-09-07 01:15
±FirstAmongstDaves killed ±Rok Rok Woogums
2010-09-07 01:14
±FirstAmongstDaves killed ±Redturtle
2010-09-05 12:44
±gridflay killed ±FirstAmongstDaves
2010-09-04 14:32
±FirstAmongstDaves killed ±Malinalxochitl


Hmm. Griddles has killed me three times in four years, and I've yet to skewer him.

The game's afoot!

[FirstAmongstDaves]

three natives deep water NW of the wreck.