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« on: January 22, 2009, 04:46:18 PM » |
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So, I started to play a pirate and what do I see? That shipwreck is nothing but a cold buffet for some freakish pirate eaters! They come every day! AND THEY HANG OUT LIKE FIVE SQUARES AWAY FROM THE TRADER AND FATTEN THEMSELVES ON PEG LEGS!
...will somebody do something about this or what.
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Iceman
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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2009, 04:58:18 PM » |
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Foo's right! This lack of exercise and unvaried diet is posing a dangerous risk to the health of cannibals. We desperately need to educate the cannibal population on the importance of doing at least 30 minutes exercise three times a week, and eating five different fruits and vegetables a day to obtain the vitamins and nutrients vital to a healthy heart and body.
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Twist - boner-inducingly handsome | ClickClick - guardian of the Dalpoki | Sympathetic Phil - hard-bitten mercenary and surly drunkard | Tkltchk - hungry, want eat | Fist McRhinopuncher - fairly self-explanatory "Iceman?" How  is that? | Suggestions
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2009, 07:06:19 PM » |
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That's why I hang out in Rakmogak. It's safer.
-OJ
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“I’m an Indian tonight, baby,” he announced. “C’mon, let’s let ’em have it.” Then he dumped a pickle jar of change on the floor, told her to get a machete, and went out to the garage.
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2009, 03:46:24 AM » |
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I sent out a Pirate High Command clan alert about this yesterday. Its a disgrace.
There are presently three cannibals barely 5 spaces away in shallow water north-east. There are two due north in deep water.
Grunk the Pale, Hunry Hippo and Norden (three cannibals) are due south-east, barely 8-10 paces from the hut.
Isolation and Spooge (Dalpokis) are hanging around The Strumpet's Bed killing non-combatants.
We have a native pestilence to deal with. All hands on deck! Report to duty! Pirate PKers aren't the problem anymore: these bastard munchy cannibals are the scourge we need to repel.
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Dramatis personae:
Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki
Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter
Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2009, 03:18:52 PM » |
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Hey!
Speaking as the Shipwreck's self-appointed and entirely unwanted unofficial shaman, Dalpoki don't appreciate being lumped in with the cannibals, thank you. I mean, we're related, sure, but it's not like we hang out with them in public, or anything. They're animals. Not that there's anything wrong with that. They can't help what they are. Seems petty to single them out for their...proclivities. Downright insensitive, in fact.
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Neil Tathers
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2009, 04:05:57 PM » |
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There are no cannibals.
You see no cannibals.
Cannibals are a legend in fact.
Go back to drinking rum pleasekthanx.
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2009, 06:51:21 PM » |
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A sad story: 30%. 2 Damage. 107 HP.  |
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CJ
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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2009, 11:29:29 PM » |
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There are no cannibals.
You see no cannibals.
Cannibals are a legend in fact.
Go back to drinking rum pleasekthanx.
You are right, Jesus never saw anything like that |
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Blahmicho
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2009, 10:48:27 AM » |
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Long Pork has just been hanging out on top of the bird's nest. People just keep coming up to get eaten.
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I have abducted you into the numbers of the Scavengers as an official Scavenger by proxy. There now that your a Scavenger I don't have to kill you.....someone else will do it for me
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FirstAmongstDaves
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2009, 12:51:47 PM » |
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Hey! You! Get offa my cloud!
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Dramatis personae:
Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki
Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter
Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2009, 05:01:52 PM » |
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Sam Bellamy has had many real time encounters with cannibals at the wreck. These always seem to entail him chasing the hungry natives around the ship, Benny Hill style, while occasionally managing to land a blow with his cutlass.
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“Like a phoenix I have risen from the ashes. A f****** phoenix who will f****** destroy all swords.”
- Trip Fisk
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Neil Tathers
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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2009, 05:09:44 PM » |
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Sam Bellamy has had many real time encounters with cannibals at the wreck. These always seem to entail him chasing the hungry natives around the ship, Benny Hill style, while occasionally managing to land a blow with his cutlass.
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FirstAmongstDaves
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« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2009, 04:10:09 AM » |
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I'm angry. Another cannibal killed me. If this keeps up I'm going to hold hands with Opium Joe, Long Fin Killie, Raffles and Sam Bellamy and transform into a giant indestructible pirate robot which shoots harpoons out of its eyes and farts clouds of nanoparticalised cutlasses.
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Dramatis personae:
Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki
Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter
Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2009, 06:54:45 AM » |
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Will it be edible?
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FirstAmongstDaves
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« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2009, 07:37:48 AM » |
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As edible as deadly steel-clad spiked armoured death!
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Dramatis personae:
Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki
Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter
Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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