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« Reply #135 on: August 03, 2010, 05:00:54 PM » |
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Nadai Irkad currently remains on Wicksick Island in efforts to defend it from the Peninsula Fed.
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You attack Aiden Dakari and miss.
Unlucky or just clumsy? The blade snaps off and you're left holding the handle, which you discard.
You whisper to Aiden Dakari, “Fffffffffffffffffff-!”
Solemn fuggin' books it. "His bum, it is of the steel and diamond! Beware, he craps thunder and pisses lightning!"
Trader Dick says, "Right, here's 1 piece of driftwood for 1 of your crabs" |
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« Reply #136 on: August 03, 2010, 08:27:56 PM » |
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Exterminator894 is off to Wicksick island to protect it from the outsider menace.
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Swarm - Hunts Natives.
Exterminator894 - Is hungry
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« Reply #137 on: August 04, 2010, 09:11:57 AM » |
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Yeah... FAD, you should hurry... Grant Beacher's Ghost is the only PF there, and she's a spirit... Help!
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« Reply #138 on: August 04, 2010, 10:21:21 AM » |
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Ooh, guess I should show up then, y'know, after declaring another war on everything.
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« Reply #139 on: August 05, 2010, 04:25:30 AM » |
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Ooh, guess I should show up then, y'know, after declaring another war on everything.
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You attack Aiden Dakari and miss.
Unlucky or just clumsy? The blade snaps off and you're left holding the handle, which you discard.
You whisper to Aiden Dakari, “Fffffffffffffffffff-!”
Solemn fuggin' books it. "His bum, it is of the steel and diamond! Beware, he craps thunder and pisses lightning!"
Trader Dick says, "Right, here's 1 piece of driftwood for 1 of your crabs" |
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« Reply #140 on: August 16, 2010, 06:40:58 AM » |
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To all members of Parliament, I would like to introduce the two newest members of the Government:
Uther comes to us from, well, nobody is quite sure, but probably somewhere hellish or demonic, and will be serving as the Minister of Justice. Please report any crimes to him. If you have any disputes concerning property, land deals, or anything of that sort, bring them to his attention so that he might adjudicate in Parliament.
007 Warbear hails from Northern Europe, is proudly Teutonic, and will serve as the Minister of Defense. His viking heritage will certainly come in handy.
I hope that everyone will give a warm greeting to our newest officials who are taking on these important portfolios.
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What is the nature of your thoughts, gentlemen, when you say fuddle duddle or something like that?
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« Reply #141 on: August 16, 2010, 03:50:21 PM » |
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Hi everyone!
It's an hounor to be the minister of defence. How big is our army Baron?
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« Reply #142 on: August 16, 2010, 05:50:14 PM » |
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With all of you off to war who's left to help us with the cannibals in Derby?
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« Reply #143 on: August 16, 2010, 06:14:16 PM » |
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The Minister of Justice shall see to the cannibals. I have complete faith in his capability to handle the situation.
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What is the nature of your thoughts, gentlemen, when you say fuddle duddle or something like that?
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« Reply #144 on: August 16, 2010, 10:51:36 PM » |
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The Minister of Justice shall see to the cannibals. I have complete faith in his capability to handle the situation.
Your faith in me is not misplaced. I shall not fail Derby, nor The Federation! It is a great honor to be trusted with Derby's safety. With all of you off to war who's left to help us with the cannibals in Derby?
I've seen neither high nor low of any natives in Derby, as of today. Keep your eyes peeled though. I've a feeling they have not left for long. In case anybody is curious, I'd been on this Earth from the beginning of time. Only recently have I broken from my imprisonment by the holy forces of ancient times.  |
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« Reply #145 on: August 18, 2010, 11:31:51 PM » |
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Sorry for the double post, but I am pleased to announce that Derby's first criminal since I'd taken my new position, has been punished.   For the attempted murder of myself, I have sentenced him to death, and carried out his sentence. |
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« Reply #147 on: August 20, 2010, 02:24:24 PM » |
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The troops on the front line take grim satisfaction that justice is being meted out at home.
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Dramatis personae:
Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki
Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter
Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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« Reply #148 on: August 20, 2010, 02:42:52 PM » |
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Huh, huh! An excellent start for the Minister of Justice to get together a posse to do some lynching. Gather the townsfolk, get the pitch forks and Bibles! |
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What is the nature of your thoughts, gentlemen, when you say fuddle duddle or something like that?
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« Reply #149 on: August 20, 2010, 10:09:33 PM » |
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Huh, huh! An excellent start for the Minister of Justice to get together a posse to do some lynching. Gather the townsfolk, get the pitch forks and Satanic Bibles! Remember, my body is home to the spirit of a demon god. Fix'd.  Nekrotzar is now guilty of 2 counts of murder. While dishing out justice, in his cowardice, he healed to full health and as we both neared death, I fell. I ask all of Derby to assist in stopping this menace. A native of Wiksik, also a Necromancer. Beware, he is quite dangerous. |
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