Kingdom of Skulls - Age of Enlightenment

[Cheesesteak]

http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,1851.msg54203.html#new

Relevant, but not entirely on topic, unless GSUC is griefing Wiksik again.

[Anthor]

The Avatar Speaks to the Island:

The Execution with extreme prejudice (of innocents), in the Wiksik Medical Hut, shows the extent to which GSUC will go to in their attempt to subjugate the island of Shartak.

Their reign of terror continues with attacks that both show a willingness to use innocents as pawns in their badly played game of Chess, where women and children have their throats cut as they stand in line for healing, and further shows that there is no bottom to the slippery path of Evil they're walking down.

Their agenda is one of complete control, or death to any and all that stand in there way.

I call on all those of reasonable thought, those whose morals are not taken by the Dark Side, those that believe that we are all of the same God, and those who dream for a better land for all of us to live in...

I call on all of you, rise up and stand before these Hell Hounds, these Death Merchants of Shartak, rise up and send them back to the Demonic Realm that they came from.

For One! For All! For Shartak!!

[Etherdrifter]

*Grins*

Terror?  I think its time the guild showed people a little bit of terror...  Methinks a holiday to Durham is required...

[DLC]

How awful! The Avatar slanders his Necromancer subjects!

A Greater York Federation letter mysteriously appears in Anthor's makeshift camp in the jungles of Wiksik...

You have been warned in advance and now you have been chastised. Desist from your plots to subvert the dominion of York and the punishment will stop in kind. Be aware that your paltry Royal Guard and assassins are slothful and no match for the seasoned soldiers of the Coalition. Your badly-constructed propaganda is no use for your illiterate population. This is your last chance to submit to the Powers of York; refuse this offer and no doubt you and your acolytes will be cleansed. Choose what is best for your people.

De La Coiffe,
Commander-in-Chief of the Greater Shartak Unification Coalition. Greater York Federation.

[Spaghetti]

If it weren't for the stupid Natives raiding outsiders for sport, none of this would have happened.

So the birth of GSUC is your fault, native scum. We're just trying to depose you and mebbe get everyone to get along.

Every piece of propganda you spew won't help your people support you.

[Etherdrifter]

If it weren't for the stupid Natives raiding outsiders for sport, none of this would have happened.

So the birth of GSUC is your fault, native scum. We're just trying to depose you and mebbe get everyone to get along.

Every piece of propganda you spew won't help your people support you.

*You begin to hear a whispering in your skull, at first the sound of a hundred voices bickering over simple matters.  Then the voices slowly resolve and come together as one, the voice of Etherdrifter speaks to you mind to mind, his voice dry and light.  Like a curious researcher, condescending but good natured.  A single voice echoes in the skulls of all your members*

Well now, one does wonder why such peaceful people attacked a med hut as their first target.  One wonders, indeed, if peace was ever an intention.  So far GSUC has shown great skill in combat, but legendary ineptitude in governance.  Should war persist and an enemy be present then GSUC will endure.  Should there be no enemy GSUC would fall apart, rather faster than many think.  Too many of your members know your tactics and plans.  No doubt rebellion will occur one day, it is inevitable.  For those at the top lack the skill to deal with the free will of others...

But then, let us see proof of this allegation, for that is all it is at the moment...

1.  GSUC attacked KOS, it was created to remove KOS.
2.  They then claimed an arrogant victory, attempting to provoke others into attacking them.
3.  They dared to attack the guild, a quiet organisation who's use of spirits was quite peaceful.
4.  GSUC has allied itself with John The Baptist, Monopod, Slaughterhouse, The clan disease and other such malcontents.
5.  Your use of taunts is quite amusing, again no doubt to provoke people to attack you.
6.  You attack all, not just those in the clans you have declared war on.

Sadly should GSUC run out of targets, then the malcontents will turn on you swiftly.  Your "governor" will likely declare his independence from you.  Your constant annexation attempts have earned you the ire of most native traders, your supplies will run out swiftly and you will be forced to resort to natives directly under your control.  Exorcists...  I wonder if they will stay much longer, because your members will turn on them eventually.  So you are left in quite a bind, rebellion everywhere and no real peace.  Indeed the kingdom's little hunting trips will seem like paradise compared to outsider settlements without exorcists.  And of course using 2 souls within the same clan is quite immoral, no?  So prolonged war is the only goal such a clan can now have.  A shame I have more pressing matters to attend to, otherwise studying your goals would be a pleasant afternoons reading...

Do you deny what I say?  For of course if you do then you will happily disclose the goals you claim to have...

[Spaghetti]

lol... I type such a short response and you work up that.

Who says that med huts only contain peaceful people? Don't all classes need to prepare for war?

I don't care what happens to my character.

And when I make baits, people like you take them.


Tool.

[Daigo Smash]

lol... I type such a short response and you work up that

I thought it was rather considerate that Etherdrifter tried to educate your ignorant hide.

And, quite frankly, we're gonna be killing each other anyhow. It's good fun. "Propaganda" just adds that extra dimension of awesomeness to it.

[Etherdrifter]

lol... I type such a short response and you work up that.

Who says that med huts only contain peaceful people? Don't all classes need to prepare for war?

I don't care what happens to my character.

And when I make baits, people like you take them.


Tool.

I see, so you don't deny what I have said.  I think this might deserve a new thread, if only because it is important for people to be aware of your real motives.  Any objections?

[Spaghetti]

I'm not admitting to anything r-tard. I don't care what you guys think of us because you're already against us.

It was a tl;dr post. So tool x2.

[DLC]

1.  GSUC attacked KOS, it was created to remove KOS.
2.  They then claimed an arrogant victory, attempting to provoke others into attacking them.
3.  They dared to attack the guild, a quiet organisation who's use of spirits was quite peaceful.
4.  GSUC has allied itself with John The Baptist, Monopod, Slaughterhouse, The clan disease and other such malcontents.
5.  Your use of taunts is quite amusing, again no doubt to provoke people to attack you.
6.  You attack all, not just those in the clans you have declared war on.

1. OOC GSUC doesn't want KOS or NG to leave the game; GSUC is a reaction to the encroaching powers of the native kingdoms subverting power from the colonialists.
2. We attack monarchists, tyrants and outsiders who place the interests of natives above their own people.
3. NG and KoS have attacked York in tandem before without provocation.
4. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
5. Sticks and stones, or in this case, darts and machetes. You can either take the bait or shrug it off.
6. Collateral damage and taking precautionary measures. Chances are, if you leave even the cub alive, they will become a fierce lion and maul you when you're off guard i.e. Running Raptor. Also, I doubt we'll run out of targets as long as there are clans whose goals conflict with ours (which make a considerable amount of the active clans), and even if we did, we'd then instead concentrate on building up our bases and territories.

[KingBiscuit]

Oh, so you admit that your goals are just to grief and troll. Thank goodness, I was worried that you lot were actually attempting to RP something worthwhile.

[DLC]

No, actually our main goal is to listen to the constant bitching from hypocritical players we have griefed and trolled until they have left the game for good. Then we hang out in a jacuzzi and discuss on how to repopularise pet rocks and petroleum-based snacks.

Man up, Kingbiscuit. If GSUC's attacks are too much for you, there are suicide hotlines and history books.

[Anthor]

Operation Swift Justice is under way. More later.

[Etherdrifter]

*Chuckles*

Well I doubt the guild will be leaving any time soon, we have endured much worse than what you are attempting and no doubt we will endure much more.  Overall I would say my summery of your guilds goals are definitely accurate (1, 2, 4, 5 ,6 certainly) considering the actions of your members and of course your own word confirm that your only goal is battle.  Not a bad goal of course, I myself have profited quite considerably from selling your chattering skulls to other natives.

Well I would wish you luck with such an endeavour, for of course death is our business, but then that would be silly.  The more dead the island has the more power each necromancer wields, the more you kill the less luck you will have for there will be less to kill and those left will be many times more powerful...

Ah Spaghetti, so eloquent.  You capture the image of a "r-tard" perfectly, sadly though it seems you are a much more likely candidate.  And of course, should you kill me for such words you will merely be serving my will.  Which would make you rather more of a tool than myself since I have so far served the guilds interest in drawing a confession of intent from one of your ranks.  I'll expect a native alt assassin some time soon yes?  Preferably on Monday I think.