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« Reply #135 on: February 02, 2009, 03:10:51 AM »

It's PAUL Bunyan.
Thanks mate, fixed it.
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« Reply #136 on: February 03, 2009, 02:41:07 PM »

Now I'll never get those forms done in time for tax return season. *grumbles*
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« Reply #137 on: February 04, 2009, 05:12:51 AM »

Locations of random village folk

  • Twenty dancing girls are in the Governor's Office, probably sexing up the Governor of New York, despite him being a celibate ascetic.
  • Hexoatl is in the medicine hut. If anyone wants a go at him. GSUC members are not allowed to kill him. Why? Because I said so.
  • Akando the warrior is somewhere in the jungle, looking for a random native to PK, which seems to be his primary talent. Oddly enough, JtB is in his office and hasn't been killed yet today.

Iichi and Spook were both executed by heavy sword and machete, respectively, this morning, for refusing to pay tribute to their new white masters and kissing our feet.
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« Reply #138 on: February 06, 2009, 07:21:36 PM »

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Posted today in the KOS clan news:

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02/09/2009 - Due to spying by our enemies, the KOS Clan is as of today an invitation only clan. Please email me at anthor.oe@gmail.com or contact me through the KOS public thread, or by private PM to Anthor, on the Shartak forum: http://forum.shartak.com

What pre-empted this was the discovery of at least one character within the KOS clan that had publicly posted their password to allow anyone to access the account.

Also, all inactive members have been removed from the clan. Contact me if your character becomes active again.

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DLC was eaten by ManBearPig today. ManBearPig now has a bad stomach!
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« Reply #139 on: February 09, 2009, 08:42:50 AM »

The Shartak Insane Asylum

A multitude of tortured souls,
Escaped that night, truth be told.
The Shartak Asylum, dark, forboding,
Had kept those men, tortured, loathing.
Those men of fractured mind, of violence,
They killed the guards, eyes white, in silence.
And now we're left, a tragic, sanguine story,
God Save Us, Cast away your empty glory,
You men of schizoid, septic, mind break,
Come sit, be quiet, we'll medicate,
Hush now, sad, frustrated men,
God'll help find yourselves again.
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« Reply #140 on: February 13, 2009, 04:15:35 AM »

Police Action

The Kingdom of Skulls is currently embroiled in a Police Action against the State of York. York has become a cesspool filled with Criminals such as GSUC, John the Baptist and friends, and the psychotic church of Fropsy. Until York has been cleansed of this filth, there will be nowhere safe in York. It's suggested that all innocents leave the area until the police action is over.
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« Reply #141 on: February 13, 2009, 11:51:06 AM »

Police Action against York?

According to York authorities, the GSUC have yet to kill anyone within York who isn't a criminal.
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« Reply #142 on: February 13, 2009, 05:22:20 PM »

The York authorities are in the pocket of GSUC. There is no distinction between them.
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« Reply #143 on: February 13, 2009, 06:07:53 PM »

Hmm, that's funny...  You filthy head hunting scum are parasites on this island and if I wasn't already killing as many of your kind as possible around Wiksik, I would be in York awaiting your slimy arrival....

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« Reply #144 on: February 13, 2009, 06:17:06 PM »

Hmm, that's funny...  You filthy head hunting scum are parasites on this island and if I wasn't already killing as many of your kind as possible around Wiksik, I would be in York awaiting your slimy arrival....

Missing the boat there then, eh Bahl? And we're already in York. Tongue
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« Reply #145 on: February 13, 2009, 06:36:15 PM »

York Med Hut - Yesterday

Brejin turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.
Naughty Sorceress turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.
Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “I, Monopod, am a member of the Kingdom of Skulls. I helped kill everyone in the Med Hut today.”
Monopod says “Ug, rrf willy wummie dum man-man! BAhG! Har har har har har!”
Monopod says “Oggi oggi oggo! BWAAG!!! ”
Monopod says “Har, ha! HAH! Ug pinky winky man-man!”

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You've already been killed four times in York, too.

With all your Pathetic Bill friends, that wouldn't be too difficult, would it?
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« Reply #146 on: February 14, 2009, 06:51:30 PM »

* SillyLilyPily takes over the ex-GSCU headquarters, now lovingly-named, "New Wiksik Help and Welcome Center", and presses some fake coins in the back room.

Next time I see you John, I will give you the 5 coins. I would just like to point out that he did not kill you in the time frame that I was working in (46 hours ish). I will be sure to be much more specific the next time we converse.
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« Reply #147 on: February 14, 2009, 10:14:23 PM »

No, more like maybe they hate you more? Need I bring up the many cases when the NG used the spirits of the Pathetic Bills to raid the medical hut?  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #148 on: February 14, 2009, 10:51:11 PM »

They are, nontheless, ALLIED WITH you. They were in Dalpok killing us at the same time that you were attacking Dalpok.
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« Reply #149 on: February 14, 2009, 10:56:23 PM »

Except GSUC has never raided Dalpok till this day. You ought to do an ounce of original research before you mouth off some more half-assed flames. How do we know KOS isn't trying to set us up by making it appear that GSUC is allied with the Bills?
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De La Coiffe

*Supreme Commander and founder of GSUC
*Reached the 300 native kills mark in April-May 2009
*6-time Najdam killer, 1-time Shubar killer
*Participating member of OTAN
*Adamant Botheringham FC supporter
*The "Charismatic Crusader", creator of Native Awareness Month, the York Triple Crown, and the Shaman Grand Slam contests
*Shartak's Most Hated (2008)
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