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« Reply #45 on: June 21, 2009, 07:10:14 PM » |
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GSUC forces have encircled and rooted out all forms of native life in Dalpok. The village is all but devoid of indian life, although it wasn't hugely populated to begin with when we got there. Some cannibals, villagers, pirates and Pathetic Bills died, but the GSUC is currently the largest operating group in this backwater settlement.
On this date of 21 June, I, De La Coiffe of the Greater Shartak Unification Coalition, participating member of the Greater York Federation thus commemorate this Sunday as the Dalpoki Bash, due to an myriad of warfaring groups being caught in the middle of this conflict. Dalpok will now be known as "New New York". And so we move on. GSUC DEMANDS CHALLENGE.
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« Reply #46 on: June 30, 2009, 02:49:30 PM » |
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VVV: Those who are still deciding between neutrality and helpfulness (old me) aren't persuaded by curses and fingerpointing.
WWW: i'm not persuading you. you're a stupid 15 year old Oh, by the way... Raktam's getting trounced. Again. The good thing now is that level 2's who have been on the island for two weeks now grant XP for killing them. Props to Simon on that one, and Twist for suggesting it. |
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« Reply #47 on: June 30, 2009, 03:10:05 PM » |
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So who you attacking Raktam with, Baron or DLC? Cause I know the Baron has been harassing the Court for the past couple of weeks or so with the usual suspects.
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« Reply #48 on: June 30, 2009, 03:15:35 PM » |
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Oh, by the way... Raktam's getting trounced. Again. The good thing now is that level 2's who have been on the island for two weeks now grant XP for killing them. Props to Simon on that one, and Twist for suggesting it.
Who is getting trounced, exactly ? Baron Jeudi says “One, two, you hear da clock tickin'...”
Baron Jeudi says “Tree, four, you about to stop livin'...”
You attack Baron Jeudi with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 65 HP.
You attack Baron Jeudi with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They die.
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You say “or not.” I would also like to say how fun it is taking Dick's head, and again... 2009-06-28 03:01 ±monaliza killed ±Dick Cheney |
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« Reply #49 on: June 30, 2009, 03:17:24 PM » |
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They probably keep clearing out the med hut and calling it a victory.
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« Reply #50 on: June 30, 2009, 04:11:33 PM » |
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Props to Simon on that one, and Twist for suggesting it.
I do have the occasional good idea. Let's not pretend it doesn't happen in every town, though, on both attacking and defending sides. |
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Twist - boner-inducingly handsome | ClickClick - guardian of the Dalpoki | Sympathetic Phil - hard-bitten mercenary and surly drunkard | Tkltchk - hungry, want eat | Fist McRhinopuncher - fairly self-explanatory "Iceman?" How  is that? | Suggestions
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« Reply #51 on: June 30, 2009, 05:07:18 PM » |
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Who is getting trounced, exactly ?
You seem to have a penchant for failing to distinguish between different characters' intentions and threads, but need I remind you how you conveniently left out the part where Baron Jeudi struck you and your guard down with a ghost a day after that? So who you attacking Raktam with, Baron or DLC? Cause I know the Baron has been harassing the Court for the past couple of weeks or so with the usual suspects.
This doesn't look like a Haitian thread to me, does it... They probably keep clearing out the med hut and calling it a victory.
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« Reply #52 on: June 30, 2009, 06:46:17 PM » |
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« Reply #53 on: July 02, 2009, 02:59:24 PM » |
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Caught a big one today, Boss. He/she hasn't seen action since April, so I gave him/her a little welcoming back taunt. You attack Dappled Shadow with a machete for 3 damage. They die. You gain 38 XP.
You say “Sic semper homos* in dragis!”
Carved on the wall is some writing in a strange language. It reads “Pax Mortus Est Pro Patria Mori”. *Homo here meaning 'man' in Latin, not 'same' in Greek, before you get trigger happy with the "report to moderator" button. |
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« Reply #54 on: July 11, 2009, 02:26:11 AM » |
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It is only a matter of time before I, D.L.C. of the GSUC swoop in for another Najdam kill for the unprecedented 6th time. I think my record speaks for itself.
What does the Royal Court have? Its merry band of she-men who fight like eunuchs. No matter how many new recruits they can muster from thin air, they will not be able to resist the irresistible force that is the GSUC. No one at all. *smirks*
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« Reply #55 on: July 11, 2009, 11:09:19 AM » |
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« Reply #56 on: July 13, 2009, 09:21:00 AM » |
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Caught a big one today, Boss. He/she hasn't seen action since April, so I gave him/her a little welcoming back taunt. You attack Dappled Shadow with a machete for 3 damage. They die. You gain 38 XP.
You say “Sic semper homos* in dragis!”
Carved on the wall is some writing in a strange language. It reads “Pax Mortus Est Pro Patria Mori”. *Homo here meaning 'man' in Latin, not 'same' in Greek, before you get trigger happy with the "report to moderator" button. Yeah, now we have girls actually playing the game maybe Dappled Shdow should have a sex change. |
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Dramatis personae:
Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki
Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter
Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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« Reply #57 on: July 13, 2009, 08:00:14 PM » |
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 Shartak's Next Top Model? |
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« Reply #58 on: July 13, 2009, 08:09:14 PM » |
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 Queen Dappled Shadow? |
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« Reply #59 on: July 13, 2009, 08:25:07 PM » |
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 This is the official Shartak Men In Drag thread is it not? |
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