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« on: November 12, 2008, 01:22:39 AM »

Well, it all started 2 years ago, when I bought a sweet potato from the supermarket for a German class project.  After the project, the sweet potato was wrapped back up in its original plastic bag, promptly had laundry placed over it, and remained that way for a month.

When I next stumbled upon the spud, a single vine had begun to grow, with withered leaves aching for sunlight.  Figuring that since it had lived this long, it deserved a chance at a rooted life, I plucked up a nice toothbrush cup, filled it with topsoil, and planted the butt-end of the spud into it.  I placed it near my window and watered it daily for over a year.  The thing lived!  It grey such fine tendrils of vines, that I could not help but be proud of it.

After a year, and Spring's arrival, I decided to plant my sweet potato outside since its roots were already making the bottom of the cup crack.  I placed it into the ground, covered it up, and let it grow.  And grow.  And grow and grow and grow!  Soon, the vines covered the area of a sedan!

With frost coming, I decided to look for vines to cut and nurture into new sweet potato plants, only to find that the supermarket sweet potato's vines covered up a mount that was two and half feet across!  I sheared the vines away, dug down deep, and unearthed my spoils from the single plant.  Now, these were all hooked together as ONE plant, but they broke apart of course.

The two potatoes to the right are regular potatoes that you would bake for comparison.

















The green thumb with potatoes must be in the genes, eh?

Yeah, random, but I'm friggin' proud of it.
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« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2008, 02:01:45 AM »

Hey I'm from Ireland! Isn't that weird? 
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« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2008, 02:30:01 AM »

That's just awesome. solemn... Those sweet potatoes kick . Good to see what you look like too, ya cheeky b$tard. Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2008, 02:47:24 AM »

Hey I'm from Ireland! Isn't that weird? 

Heyyyy, no wonder we ultimately got along!

That's just awesome. solemn... Those sweet potatoes kick . Good to see what you look like too, ya cheeky b$tard. Tongue

Thanks, it all came off that HUGE mass I'm holding, too!  It was bloody nuts.  And my picture's in the "Faces of the Forum" thread, that one's just recent.  =D
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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2008, 03:11:46 AM »

Solemn, beautiful... nicely grown and cultivated.  Your taters are impressive as well.
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« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2008, 04:24:21 AM »

Those potatoes are freakin' huuuuge!
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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2008, 04:37:14 AM »

Those potatoes are freakin' huuuuge!

And they all used to be connected to that evil core/heart looking thing I'm holding up, too.

And Cy, d'awww...you're talkin' 'bout my lovely locks, aren't you? <3<3<3
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« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2008, 08:48:17 AM »

Are you growing mandrakes?
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« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2008, 01:53:33 PM »

Are you growing mandrakes?

Nope, but the dang thing looks akin to one, don't it?
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« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2008, 04:26:17 PM »

That's... kind of epic.  Well done.
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« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2008, 10:11:08 AM »

That is the most epic random garden experiment I have stumbled upon during my time in the internet. I mean, your little potato had became a massive mothership of all the potatoes!

Do you intend to try potato spudding again?
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« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2008, 12:21:59 PM »

That is the most epic random garden experiment I have stumbled upon during my time in the internet. I mean, your little potato had became a massive mothership of all the potatoes!

Do you intend to try potato spudding again?

Yes.

I'm already got one started in water.  I'm having it lain out lengthwise while the roots are forming, and see how it develops from there (the spud on the right in the 3rd/4th pics).
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« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2008, 12:31:00 PM »

...I saved a Mint plant...  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2008, 05:48:13 PM »

OH GOD THE MUTANT TATERS ARE TAKING OVER THE WOOORLD
THEY ARE COMING
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« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2008, 06:44:05 PM »

Yes.

I'm already got one started in water.  I'm having it lain out lengthwise while the roots are forming, and see how it develops from there (the spud on the right in the 3rd/4th pics).

The biggest single-spud? Try the smallest one besides that one. I heard somewhere that that smallest are often the most vigorous.
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