Grand Opening of The Club Palermo

[Giovanni Machetti]

Sympathetic Phil squelches into the Club, shaking sand and water from his boots. "I ought to do my homework before I go splashing around out there. Feral'd already buried the little snot..."
Sympathetic Phil looks up, and double-takes at the sight of CyAdora. "Hey, good lookin'. About time we had a bit of skirt in here - Vinny can only satisfy so many of a man's needs."
Sympathetic Phil orders a couple of beers, and slides one over to CyAdora. He pats the seat next to him invitingly, and winks.
CyAdora smiles at the kind fellow and sits down.
CyAdora picks up the cold beer and sips it.
CyAdora gives you 2 gold coins.
You hear CyAdora whisper “that is for a drink for The Malice.”
Calliope Grieve says “Heya kids. What's shakin'--besides the twiching, convulsing remains of our favorite developmentally disabled Gas-meister?”
Sympathetic Phil breaks his leering gaze from CyAdora, and transfers it to Calliope. "And then there were two!" He glances at Giovanni. "See, Gio? You said it was disgusting not to bathe more than once a month..."
Sympathetic Phil says “...but I told you that smell was pure pheromones, didn't I? It draws them like moths to a stinky, beer-soaked candle. Every bloody time." Phil grins at Calliope. "What you drinking, sweetheart? ”
Sympathetic Phil clicks his fingers at Giovanni. "Let's have some drinks for the two brightest stars in the Shartak constellation, Gio. Toot sweet, yeah?"
Sam Bellamy enters the club resplendent in a full-length, sequined ballgown
Sam Bellamy sings "I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside...
Sam Bellamy perches elegantly on the edge of the grand piano.
Sam Bellamy sings: "...Give them a sense of pride to make it easier. Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be..."
Sam Bellamy alights from the piano and begins to pace gracefully through the admiring crowds.
Sam Bellamy sings: "...Everybody's searching for a hero. People need someone to look up to. I never found anyone who fulfilled my needs..."
Sam Bellamy places his finger gently on Giovanni Machetti's lips.
Sam Bellamy sings: "...A lonely place to be and so I learned to depend on me..."
Sam Bellamy sings: "...I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows. If I fail, if I succeed at least I'll live as I believe..."
Sam Bellamy sings: "...NO MATTER WHAT THEY TAKE FROM ME, THEY CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY DIGNITY..."
Sam Bellamy sits down on Giovanni Machetti's lap.
Sam Bellamy sings: "...Because the greatest love of all is happening to me..."
Sam Bellamy gazes into Giovanni Machetti's eyes.
Sam Bellamy sings: "...I found the greatest love of all inside of me..."
Sam Bellamy rises dramatically to his feet.
Sam Bellamy sings: "...THE GREATEST LOVE OF ALL IS EASY TO ACHIEVE..."
Sam Bellamy sings: "...LEARNING TO LOVE YOURSELF IS THE GREATEST LOVE OF ALL..."
Sam Bellamy is framed in the pale glow of a dim spotlight.
Sam Bellamy sings "...And if by chance, that special place, that you've been dreaming of..."
Sam Bellamy sings "...Leads you to a lonely place. Find your strength in love."
Sam Bellamy says “100 gold coins by tomorrow Machetti, or next time it will be Celine Dion.”
You say “So that's what he means by a fate worse than death."

I NEED AN ADULT!

[Iceman]

I think you ought to pay the man.

[dolce ciera]

CIAO!  I am very lost and can't find my way back to Club Palermo.
Can you please send someone to help me?

Lucrezia Borgia wanders upto Hodrali.
You say “hello, I seem to be lost.”
Lucrezia Borgia waits for a response.
You say “HELLO, yoo hoo.... Mr. Shaman guy... can you hear me ?”
Lucrezia Borgia waves her arms wildly in Hodrali's face.
Lucrezia Borgia sees she is getting no where.
You say “oh, crap. I am so damn lost and this is the strangest place I have ever been in.”
You say “I mean.. Rakmogak... were you ill when you named it ? I think it sounds like the act of getting sick.”
You say “how terribly native.”
You say “I see a lot of you still walk on all fours. How crude, but effective if you are going for horrible posture problems later in life.”
You say “you can actually do a lot more with two hands than just your mouths.”
You say “oh look, no bathroom facilities. ”
You say “quaint.”
Lucrezia Borgia looks at Hodrali with wide-flared eyes.
You say “get me the fu(k out of here now, damit.”
Lucrezia Borgia looks around nervously.
Lucrezia Borgia whispers to Hodrali, "I don't want to catch anything."

Lucrezia Borgia wails, " H * E * L * P   M * E ."

You hear moonskin whisper “sikrak” with a slight accent.

Lucrezia Borgia screams in fear as moonskin walks by and says something in giberish to her.
Lucrezia Borgia panics and runs away to hide.



PER FAVORE

[Marco Machetti]

Holy Mother Church does not approve of cannibalism unless it is performed at Mass.

La Famiglia to the rescue. It is a mission from God.

[Giovanni Machetti]

We do missions from God now?

I finally visited York and personally witnessed two murders, and two more attempted murders.

I had to leave, the murders were getting too much, and now I'm lost in the middle of the jungles.

Sometimes I shouldn't listen to Marco, or at least try to follow him.  He just kinda up and left me in the dust.

[Marco Machetti]

God has been very kind to La Famiglia.

[Neil Tathers]

Look at who I found.

(2009-07-01 21:33) Neil Tathers comes striding through the grassland, holding a carcass of a deer in his hands which he puts down on the ground, and pulls out some items from his backpack.
(2009-07-01 21:34) You say “As he begins to start a small fire, he regards his companions he finds on the edge of the swamp.” in the outsider language.
(2009-07-01 21:35) Neil Tathers grins, "It's been long since I've had any company. Hello Maunder, I'm speaking in the outsider tongue, I don't think Lucrezia here understands the native tongue."
(2009-07-01 21:39) Neil Tathers starts the fire and it begins to burn merrily, and he begins to add some wood to the fire building it up, "So Lucrezia, you are looking a bit worse for wear, where is that boyfriend of yours?"
(2009-07-01 21:40) You say “The one with the broad shoulders there, I think he was hitting on me at one point.” in the outsider language.
(2009-07-01 21:43) Neil Tathers skins the deer skillfully, laying the meat on the fire, it's smell begins to smell good, "YOu do kinda look like you've been at this swamp for awhile now."
(2009-07-01 21:45) Neil Tathers begins to look concerned, "Are you alright? Here, have some of this deer, you can have some too Maunder."

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Sympathetic Phil squelches into the Club, shaking sand and water from his boots. "I ought to do my homework before I go splashing around out there. Feral'd already buried the little snot..."
Sympathetic Phil looks up, and double-takes at the sight of CyAdora. "Hey, good lookin'. About time we had a bit of skirt in here - Vinny can only satisfy so many of a man's needs."
Sympathetic Phil orders a couple of beers, and slides one over to CyAdora. He pats the seat next to him invitingly, and winks.
CyAdora smiles at the kind fellow and sits down.
CyAdora picks up the cold beer and sips it.
CyAdora gives you 2 gold coins.
You hear CyAdora whisper “that is for a drink for The Malice.”
Calliope Grieve says “Heya kids. What's shakin'--besides the twiching, convulsing remains of our favorite developmentally disabled Gas-meister?”
Sympathetic Phil breaks his leering gaze from CyAdora, and transfers it to Calliope. "And then there were two!" He glances at Giovanni. "See, Gio? You said it was disgusting not to bathe more than once a month..."
Sympathetic Phil says “...but I told you that smell was pure pheromones, didn't I? It draws them like moths to a stinky, beer-soaked candle. Every bloody time." Phil grins at Calliope. "What you drinking, sweetheart? ”
Sympathetic Phil clicks his fingers at Giovanni. "Let's have some drinks for the two brightest stars in the Shartak constellation, Gio. Toot sweet, yeah?"
Sam Bellamy enters the club resplendent in a full-length, sequined ballgown
Sam Bellamy sings "I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside...
Sam Bellamy perches elegantly on the edge of the grand piano.
Sam Bellamy sings: "...Give them a sense of pride to make it easier. Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be..."
Sam Bellamy alights from the piano and begins to pace gracefully through the admiring crowds.
Sam Bellamy sings: "...Everybody's searching for a hero. People need someone to look up to. I never found anyone who fulfilled my needs..."
Sam Bellamy places his finger gently on Giovanni Machetti's lips.
Sam Bellamy sings: "...A lonely place to be and so I learned to depend on me..."
Sam Bellamy sings: "...I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows. If I fail, if I succeed at least I'll live as I believe..."
Sam Bellamy sings: "...NO MATTER WHAT THEY TAKE FROM ME, THEY CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY DIGNITY..."
Sam Bellamy sits down on Giovanni Machetti's lap.
Sam Bellamy sings: "...Because the greatest love of all is happening to me..."
Sam Bellamy gazes into Giovanni Machetti's eyes.
Sam Bellamy sings: "...I found the greatest love of all inside of me..."
Sam Bellamy rises dramatically to his feet.
Sam Bellamy sings: "...THE GREATEST LOVE OF ALL IS EASY TO ACHIEVE..."
Sam Bellamy sings: "...LEARNING TO LOVE YOURSELF IS THE GREATEST LOVE OF ALL..."
Sam Bellamy is framed in the pale glow of a dim spotlight.
Sam Bellamy sings "...And if by chance, that special place, that you've been dreaming of..."
Sam Bellamy sings "...Leads you to a lonely place. Find your strength in love."
Sam Bellamy says “100 gold coins by tomorrow Machetti, or next time it will be Celine Dion.”
You say “So that's what he means by a fate worse than death."

I NEED AN ADULT!

The really funny thing is that for that about of AP expenditure he could have killed you.

Really, you would have been better off dead.

[Marco Machetti]

Look at who I found.

This is good news. A representative of La Famiglia is on the way to escort the Duchess.

Club Palermo takings have suffered in Lucrezia's absence. Although popular with the deviant perverts of York, pirates in drag singing Celine Dion have not been received well in Durham.

[Giovanni Machetti]

This is good news. A representative of La Famiglia is on the way to escort the Duchess.

Club Palermo takings have suffered in Lucrezia's absence. Although popular with the deviant perverts of York, pirates in drag singing Celine Dion have not been received well in Durham.

Agreed.

He could have shaved before singing to me first at least.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

He was shaved.

You know. Down there.

[dolce ciera]

* dolce ciera waits for the representative of La Famiglia.

Hopefully a fresh outfit for me could make it's way into your backpack, si ?

[AlexanderRM]

The really funny thing is that for that about of AP expenditure he could have killed you.

Wait, doesn't talking cost like 1/10th of an AP?

[Giovanni Machetti]

Where's my damn brothers at?

[dolce ciera]

I am not your brother, but I am returning home, alone. Very alone.