Grand Opening of The Club Palermo

[Anthony Machetti]

La Famiglia di Machetti is proud to announce that the Club Palermo is opening tomorrow for business.
It is an establishment for the appeasement of ones appetite, for the enjoyment of quality entertainment, and for your well-deserved relaxation.

Location:
Club Palermo is located at [-70.652,+26.340].
It is a short walk South from the Medical Hut; a short distance South and West from the Shaman. Or you can follow the signs.

A little local History:
The location was once the site of the Headquarters of the Durham Pistoleers. After many months of disuse saw the building fall into ruin, La Famiglia di Machetti invested considerable resources into the building's renovation. Rotting wooden structural walls were knocked out, and a new brick building took its place. Lockers were ripped out and a bar was constructed. Posters were torn off, and fine oak paneling was installed. Rats were poisoned, cockroaches killed, and the ivy was torn out. The new building now combines architectural elements of the island with design elements from the old country; Sicily meeting Shartak. The Club Palermo was born.

Dining:
Club Palermo boasts a well-stocked bar with a selection of fine beverages, at very reasonable prices. Payment is accepted in both currency and barter.

Beverages include:

Beers of many brews:
-Dark Ales -  2 Rifle Bullets, 1 banana, 1 mango, 1 bunch of berries
-Birra Bionda (Light Ale) -  2 Rifle Bullets, 1 banana, 1 mango, 1 bunch of berries

Vino Rosso and Vino Bianco (many vintages).
Suggested:
-Marsala - On the house
-Martini - On the house

Hard liquor (in short supply):
-Rum - Negotiable
-Limoncello - On the house
-Grappa - On the house

Non-Alcoholic:
-Fruit Juice - 4 mangos, 4 bananas, 1 gold coin, 10 bullets
- Mango
- Banana
-Berry Juice - 2 gold coins, 10 bullets, 4 mangos, 4 bananas
-Coffee (latte, cappuchino, esspresso, etc) - On the house
-Cow's Milk - On the house
-Cow's Milk plus - On the house (special arrangement)
-Clean Water (frizzante, naturale) - 1 rifle bullet, 1/2 gold coin, 1 banana, 1 mango, 1 bunch of berries, 1 Knife


Meals include:

Culazioni
-Cassata - On the house
-Cannoli - On the house
-Cornetto - On the house

Pranzo
-Frutta
- Mango - 3 Bullets, 1 gold coin, 2 knives
- Banana - 2 Bullets, 1/2 gold coin, 1 knife
-Frutta di Martorana - On the house
-Ricotta - On the house
-Gelato - On the house
- Zuppa Inglese
- Gelsi
- Gelo di Mellone
- Gelsomina
- Nocciola
- Torrone
- Spumoni (Because someone in Napoli thought it would be a good idea. Pah.)
-Semifreddo - On the house

Cena
-Frutti di Mare - 1 Knife, 1/2 Gold Coin, 5 Bullets
- Polpa di Granchio
- Aragosta
-Pasta - On the house
- Many Dishes

Entertainment:
We have a multi-purpose Stage, for both musical entertainment, and for the display of contests of strength and skill.

Musica:
Musicians and Singers of all genres and styles are sought by Club Palermo to entertain patrons in the evenings. Club Palermo is aware of the considerable local talent, and wishes to give both local and foriegn musicians an opportunity to be appreciated on stage by a wider audience.
- Fees are generous. Discounts are available for musicians.
- Concerts will be advertised by Club Palermo.
- Musicians may apply by contacting Club Management.
- Patrons wishing to enjoy music need not pay extra charge.

Competizione:
Every Saturday, there will be a Boxing Match hosted by Club Palermo, to which all are invited to witness and speculate upon. Pugilato Matches will be held upon the stage, and will begin at a time decided upon by the contestants and Club Management. The Victor will receive a valuable premio and much glory.

Rules:
- You may only use your fists.
- All contestants must be at their normal maximum health before a match. Any contestants whose health is above normal level will be asked to reduce their own health accordingly.
- If a contestant does not want to be at his or her normal health level (and would rather be below it) they must first have the consent of their opponant.
- Contestants need not have the same maximum health level. If one contestant wishes to lower their own health to accomodate their opponants maximum health, they must have their opponant's consent.
- Do not throw a match by poisoning yourself before a fight. Club Management will make sure it is not worth it.
- You may not apply any medical supplies to yourself, or drink or eat anything once the match begins.
- You may not leave the stage once the match begins. Doing so will eliminate you and give the victory to your opponant.
- Fight until either you or your opponant is at 10 HP. Do not fight any further. Deathmatches must be decided ahead of time.
- Once you or your opponant is at 10 HP, take a screenshot of the wound, and immediately cease fighting.

Notice to Club Patrons:
-Please No Not Interfere in any way with the match. Interference may result in many Speculators and Contestants becoming very angry with you. Intereference will result in complaints being filed against you by Club Management, as well as by the Contestants.

- Prizes for the winners may vary, but are generous as well.
- Speculation is encouraged to be made with Club Management or other patrons.
- Contestants for Saturday's boxing matches are also encouraged to sign up.

Ambience:
Above all, the Club Palermo is a fine dining establishment, for families and for those who desire a taste of true civilization in this relative wilderness.

The Club Palermo is a ristoranti for a romantic dinner or a formal business meeting, and a trattoria for a relaxed meal with a few friends. It is a bar to relax and have a nice drink in, it is the island's best gelateria and pasticceria for desserts, and it is a reminder of the Old World we left behind when we came here. It is a wonderful place to discuss business and current events, have dinner, enjoy good entertainment, or simply kick back and relax.

Reservations may be made through prior contact with Club Management.
Please do not sit in Reserved Seats unless a reservation has been made.

The Club Palermo - A Family Establishment - "For the Family, By the Family."

Notice:
•Unwanted Deadly Violence inside the Club Palermo is punishable by law.
•Non-Fatal Assault inside Club Palermo will be dealt with.
•Theft of Club Palermo's property will be rectified by making the offense into a legal exchange of property.
You take something from us, we will take something from you.
•Vandalism of Club Palermo's property will be dealt with on a very personal basis.
Do unto other what they will do to you, si?

[Keiichi]

-wishes York had one-

[CyAdora]

Amazing, what an asset to the community! I cant wait to visit. Mazel Tov.

[Killy]

-Pasta - On the house

Dear god, you killed a Machitty and are now serving him to people?

[Anthony Machetti]

You are a funny man, Signore. Perhaps you will come in to perform as a stand-up comedian?

[Killy]

Well, I just went there, and I must say the place is gorgeous. But I dunno about being a comedian. They only make $20,000/yr.

I can't wait to see what the Machittys have to say about this.

[Spaghetti]

Moltto grazie for inviting mi famiglia. It'sa nice-a place. We hope that all goes well on opening night. I'ma thinking that we could also discuss future business plans on the grand opening, si? Once Simon teaches us all horticultural skills, we gonna start a vino business. We already make samples. Joe Dolce say he love it. Joe Dolce a good singer, so his opinions should be held in esteem.

[Mill Wilkinson]

I am sure that club Palermo will show true virtue in providing needed entertainment for the Durham populace.

[Lukas Alexander]

York was going to have a fight club. However lack of fighters meant that York couldn't host it's fight club. One day we hope that people can take their aggression out on each other in live form for spectators.

Let the violence be for entertainment and not hate.

A fine idea Anthony.

[Anthony Machetti]

The Club is open.

Joe Dolce has been asked to perform in the evening, Aragosta is being boiled, and Matey CyAdora has drank the last of the spiced rum.

[Mill Wilkinson]

Matey CyAdora has drank the last of the spiced rum.

...As was expected.

I might have a peek now that my boss isn't looking...

[Billfred]

Bluebeards Leg will have a look-in when he's next in Durham.

[Anthony Machetti]

The bar is serving Gelato and Milkplus free with every meal, Joe Dolce has been playing his banjo to the delight of the patrons (and to the distress of the spiriti who protested loudly, and have left without paying the bill), and the lovely Lucrezia Borgia has been gracing the club with her beautiful voice.

[Anthony Machetti]

Since your last move:

Hiro Protagonist says “Bartender, I don't suppose you happen to know the recipe for coca-cola?” (2008-11-10 04:53)
Hiro Protagonist says “No? Oh well.” (2008-11-10 04:54)
Hiro Protagonist reads the menu. "No pizza?" (2008-11-10 04:54)


You say “I suspect we shall rely upon you, amico mio, for that eh? Coca-Cola, eh? Well, that is made with that plant from the mainland, and some sugar-water, si? We only have fungi, here. Although I am looking”
You say “to find someone who will provide me with some of that. It seems to be a good ingrediant for some Milk(plus) with some extra ardore. Now, how about a bottiglia di birra? On the house.”

You give a bottle of beer to Hiro Protagonist.


Hiro Protagonist says “Merci! Thanks for the drink Mr Machetti.” (2008-11-10 09:32)


Lucrezia Borgia walks to the stage and quietly picks up the mic, holding it lovingly with two hands very close to her mouth... (2008-11-10 10:41)
Lucrezia Borgia says “Marco, he spoke to me last night in my dreams... this is for him, wherever he may be...” (2008-11-10 10:41)
Lucrezia Borgia says “queue up the music Anthony, you know the one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DXCHa9BYfE” (2008-11-10 10:42)
Lucrezia Borgia says “So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, Blue skys from pain.” (2008-11-10 10:43)
Lucrezia Borgia says “Can you tell a green field From a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?” (2008-11-10 10:43)
Lucrezia Borgia says “And did they get you to trade Your heros for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze?” (2008-11-10 10:44)
Lucrezia Borgia says “Cold comfort for change? And did you exchange A walk on part in the war For a lead role in a cage?” (2008-11-10 10:44)
Lucrezia Borgia says “How I wish, how I wish you were here. We’re just two lost souls Swimming in a fish bowl, Year after year,” (2008-11-10 10:44)
Lucrezia Borgia says “Running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.” (2008-11-10 10:44)
Lucrezia Borgia says “/wipes a tear from her eye and replaces the mic to the stand before quietly retiring to the darkened, back of the theatre.” (2008-11-10 10:46)
Lucrezia Borgia says “ non c'è bisogno di preoccuparsi, non ho nessuna voglia di vederlo .” (2008-11-10 11:11)


Betwixt says “Greetings, Anthony. It's a pleasure to be here." looks around cautiously "I was waiting outside just incase there were any ghosts lurking around, but since you're here, i guess there aren't.” (2008-11-10 12:58)


You say “A touching performance, Signorina. Very beautiful. And Betwixt! Benvenuto! Here, try this drink, it is very good for the brain and for the, eh, stamina.”

You give a bottle of mango juice to Betwixt.

[Anthony Machetti]

Since your last move: (Two romantic songs are sung, two toasts are made to Marco Machetti's memory, and many drinks are had.)

Betwixt says “Thanks Anthony. Bottoms up.”

Hiram Israel Oates says “What's on tap?”

You say “Enjoy, Signor Betwixt! We have birra, Juice of all sorts, acqua, rum, grappa, many beverages. And food as well - Sicilian cooking. ”
You say “And Maria! Bentornata! You could not have come at a better time, sorellastra!”

Hiram Israel Oates says “I'll take some juice. How much?”

Betwixt says “Well, I'm off to attend to some buisness at the trading post. I'll be back soon.”
Betwixt says “I'm back. Got some coin too.”

You say “1 gold coin for banana and mango juice, 2 gold coins for berry juice. Say, Iron Man, you've been here a while; what would you like?”

Lucrezia Borgia raises from her chair and moves to the lit stage.
Lucrezia Borgia nods to Anthony, as he queues up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snm1JOQD8Ls

Lucrezia Borgia says “Fire in your eyes, the promise of true love and protection. But in your mind, necessity of getting your way. Tradition disguised, suspicion and lies”
“Selfish desire, you're looking for maternal perfection. Oh what a shame, its something you can't get on your own and you need my absolution for the sins you can't confess”
“Sing low so no one hears you and sing high making me cry, I hear something when wrapped in your arms an Italian song of love”
“Who can resist a show of such apparent devotion ? Could there exist a love of such unfaultering strength?”
“Convinced of a dream, denying a scheme and you need my absolution for the sins you won't confess”
“Sing low so no one hears you and sing high making me cry”
“I hear something when wrapped in your arms”
“An Italian song of love”
“Sing low help me remember how you loved making me cry. Now I hear only echoes and whispers. These echoes and whispers, an Italian song of love”
 “Sing low so no one hears you and sing high (let me sing it high) making me cry (making me cry), I hear something when wrapped in your arms (I feel it in your arms), an Italian love song”
“Sing low (sing low) help me remember how you loved making me cry. Now I hear only echoes and whispers (echoes and whispers). These echoes and whispers.”
 “An Italian song of love.”
 “An Italian song of love.”
 “An Italian song of love. *is barely heard as she leaves the stage. She has a glint in her eye as she passes you and smiles.”

Lucrezia Borgia whispers to Hiro Protagonist on her way to the bar, but you can not make out the exact words. He grins and blushes for a moment as she glides by him.

Lucrezia Borgia says “Anthony, we need a glass of vino. I have to make a toast. ”
Lucrezia Borgia watches Anthony distribute the glasses and everyone turn to face her.
Lucrezia Borgia raises her glass and with a tear in her eye says. "we drink for Marco tonight, for he is gone. That was not a dream I had. He came to me to say goodbye, one final time."
Lucrezia Borgia finishes her glass, gulping it down, a few drops running from the corners of her mouth.
Lucrezia Borgia says “ Marco said he was in a better place, that he had no regrets, just that he missed and loved his family very much," to Anthony.”

Lucrezia Borgia grabs the bottle from Anthony and takes herself, her glass and her bottle over to the smoking den in the back and falls onto a leather couch.
Lucrezia Borgia calls out "does anyone have a light, please?"
Lucrezia Borgia gives you 10 gold coins.

Hiram Israel Oates gives you 2 gold coins.
Hiram Israel Oates says “Some berry juice, my good man.”

You give a bottle of berry juice to Hiram Israel Oates.
You say “And I must say, I hope that isn't made from the wrong berries...Signorina, it was beautiful. I think of Marco often, myself. Many of La Famiglia's decisions are still influenced by his memory.”

Anthony Machetti watches Lucrezia Borgia pour herself more wine. He raises an eyebrow.
You say “Eh...I would not be a responsible host if I were not to advise you to drink responsabilmente, Signorina. We do not want to have to call a porter to carry you home...”

Anthony Machetti raises a glass of Grappa.
You say “To the late Marco Machetti, who had the motivation of Garibaldi, the mind of Machiavelli, and the charm of Don Giovanni! May his spirit watch over our business forever more!”

You say “Signor Dolce, you do not mind if I use your beautiful instrument for a song, do you? Grazie infinite!”

Anthony Machetti steps up the stage, and strums the banjo a bit before clearing his throat and starting up the tune. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksemf46mJqA

You say “Brucia la luna n'cielu E ju bruciu d'amuri, Focu ca si consuma Comu lu me cori, L'anima chianci, Addulurata, Non si da paci; Ma cchi mala nuttata. Lu tempu passa, Ma non agghiorna, Non c'e mai suli”
 “S'idda non torna. Brucia la terra mia E abbrucia lu me cori, Cchi siti d'acqua idda - E ju siti d'amuri. Acu la cantu La me canzuni, Si no c'e nuddu Ca s'a affacia A lu barcuni?”
Anthony Machetti stops singing and just plays the melody for a short while.
“Brucia la luna n'cielu, E ju bruciu d'amuri - Focu ca si consuma Comu lu me cori!”
Anthony Machetti draws out the last notes of the song, and finishes.

Anthony Machetti hands Joe Dolce his banjo back, and takes a bow.


Betwixt says “Greatest of thanks, Signor Anthony.”
Betwixt says “Here. Take this.”
Betwixt gives you 20 gold coins.
Betwixt says “Just a small token of my appreciation.”

Jack Bauer says “Thanks for the mango that was very nice”