backwards7
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« on: January 17, 2007, 10:22:32 AM » |
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Eliza Bellamy has arrived in York hoping to spread love and unity throughout the settlement with her newfangled dating agency. For a joining fee of just 1 gold piece (to cover administrative costs) a member's details will be fed into a special tabulating device, specifically designed by eminent Victorian scientists to find a person's perfect marital partner.
Payment may be made at premises to be established in York within the day.
The York Dating Agency will also be seeking the services of a professional balladeer who will be called upon to serenade dating couples.
Eliza Bellamy would like to take this opportunity to disassociate herself from whatever her brother has been doing since his arrival on Shartak and assure any interested parties that the siblings no longer have any dealings with each other.
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CJ
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2007, 10:54:00 AM » |
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Can Miss Bellamy already show any successful procurations or recommendations? Who are these people?  |
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backwards7
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2007, 11:52:28 AM » |
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Can Miss Bellamy already show any successful procurations or recommendations? Who are these people? - "It really works! A year ago I was an eligible bachelor, absolutely drowning in totty. I was also the fourth richest man in Wales. Now I am shackled to a woman who forces me to eat broccoli and spends all my wages on expensive literature, aimed at teaching her to speak the language of hamsters.” – Donald Fleaman
- "Since joining Eliza Bellamy's reputable dating agency, I have increased my collection of wives by almost fifty head. My hope is that they will sire a mighty army who will one day conquer Prussia and smite my enemies" - Count Ehrlichmann
- "Eliza Bellamy has been able to reliably supply me with a succession of lonely, easily intimidated men, upon whom I have been able to vent the terrible rage I feel towards my father” - Helen Cornish
- “Eliza Bellamy has never threatened my life or blackmailed me. My arm fell off of its own accord.” - Toby Ragg
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« Last Edit: January 17, 2007, 11:59:21 AM by backwards7 »
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Keiichi
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2007, 12:52:40 PM » |
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I am so confused right now. Somebody, please do me a favor and explain this crazyness.
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The flight was heavenly
the sky my ocean
As I soared beyond the clouds
and golden voices called me home
You asked "Do you believe in love?"
and I shook my head
So, your sins unto me as I fall down
never to return from this land
My wings are clipped, my voice stilled,
Goodbye.
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lama
iz doin it rite akshully
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2007, 01:34:59 PM » |
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Is the service available also for natives?
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Keiichi
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2007, 01:36:29 PM » |
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Or torso collecting madmen?
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The flight was heavenly
the sky my ocean
As I soared beyond the clouds
and golden voices called me home
You asked "Do you believe in love?"
and I shook my head
So, your sins unto me as I fall down
never to return from this land
My wings are clipped, my voice stilled,
Goodbye.
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CJ
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2007, 01:37:45 PM » |
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Is the service available also for natives?
Aren't you already married to Inola?  |
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lama
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2007, 03:28:55 PM » |
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Am I? I bet she didn't say yes. She said you kids or stuffs  Also it was you monkeys who wanted me to marry her, not me  |
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Keiichi
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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2007, 04:47:03 PM » |
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Am I? I bet she didn't say yes. She said you kids or stuffs Also it was you monkeys who wanted me to marry her, not me How romantic.  |
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The flight was heavenly
the sky my ocean
As I soared beyond the clouds
and golden voices called me home
You asked "Do you believe in love?"
and I shook my head
So, your sins unto me as I fall down
never to return from this land
My wings are clipped, my voice stilled,
Goodbye.
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CJ
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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2007, 04:58:27 PM » |
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Am I? I bet she didn't say yes. She said you kids or stuffs Also it was you monkeys who wanted me to marry her, not me That doesn't count. We had a shaman, you two people, the right words where spoken. The only real problem is that Inola disappeared right after the ceremony. |
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Keiichi
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« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2007, 05:00:06 PM » |
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What's the clan about, eh?
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The flight was heavenly
the sky my ocean
As I soared beyond the clouds
and golden voices called me home
You asked "Do you believe in love?"
and I shook my head
So, your sins unto me as I fall down
never to return from this land
My wings are clipped, my voice stilled,
Goodbye.
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lama
iz doin it rite akshully
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« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2007, 05:01:27 PM » |
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That doesn't count. We had a shaman, you two people, the right words where spoken.
The only real problem is that Inola disappeared right after the ceremony.
No wife - no marriage. Amen. Bellamy, find me a virgin! |
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Keiichi
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« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2007, 05:05:02 PM » |
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Your going to get a pirate wench, Lama.  |
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The flight was heavenly
the sky my ocean
As I soared beyond the clouds
and golden voices called me home
You asked "Do you believe in love?"
and I shook my head
So, your sins unto me as I fall down
never to return from this land
My wings are clipped, my voice stilled,
Goodbye.
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lama
iz doin it rite akshully
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« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2007, 05:06:53 PM » |
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as long as it is a virgin and at least one leg is not wooden I will give it a try. But remember, beard is not acceptable!
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Keiichi
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« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2007, 05:09:18 PM » |
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Watch out for the hook, man......and the parrot!  |
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The flight was heavenly
the sky my ocean
As I soared beyond the clouds
and golden voices called me home
You asked "Do you believe in love?"
and I shook my head
So, your sins unto me as I fall down
never to return from this land
My wings are clipped, my voice stilled,
Goodbye.
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