The Imperials attack Wiksik

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Troops from the 1st Imperial Privateers Regiment have converged en masse on Wiksik and are randomly killing its inhabitants in an effort to convert Wiksik into a giant native-themed amusement park with a large neon-lit entrace in the shape of giant crossed blowpipes.

Once renovations have completed, the ammo hut in the north will become a water slide curling around a giant concrete statue of a frowning headhunter; the healing hut will be re-vamped as a rollercoaster with each carriage shaped like a mango or a banana; and the trader's hut in the west will become a Mexicana food hall.

A cute indigeneous primate with big plate-shaped ears called "Mickey Monkey" is the park's future mascot. (We are bracing ourselves for intellectual property legal challenges but we are confident we will prevail.)

Admission to Wiksik World will be half price if you're under 12.

If anyone feels like joining in the renovations, grab a cutlass (recently restocked at the Wiksik trader's hut for ease of acquisition) and be our guest. Igoban the roaming shaman is only 30 klicks due north of Wiksik which means its easy to get back into town.

[lama]

We are currently having death embrace contest and after that - derby derby. We'll be back by the half of march, leave the message after the tone.

*beep*

[Russian Bot]

Troops from the 1st Imperial Privateers Regiment have converged en masse on Wiksik and are randomly killing its inhabitants in an effort to convert Wiksik into a giant native-themed amusement park with a large neon-lit entrace in the shape of giant crossed blowpipes.

Theme Park? That den of blasphemy should be covered in holy Promethium and be left to burn, lest it's taint spread across the island.

With our flamers, we will cleanse

[backwards7]

Sam Bellamy has just slain MahaROGa - a man so insignifcant that the spirits in the Shartak underworld refuse to acknowledge his death.

[Black Joe]

Man, I go hunting for Imps in Dalpok, and they're all in Wiksik.  And my Wiksikian is a pacifistic (albeit greedy) trader.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Sam Bellamy has just slain MahaROGa - a man so insignifcant that the spirits in the Shartak underworld refuse to acknowledge his death.

But thereby avenging both Timothy Trust and FirstAmongstDaves.

Thordalg (something like that) got me in the ammo hut this afternoon while I was installing a festively decorated kid's helter skelter slide in Medoxx's skull. Back tomorrow.

[CJ]

Thordalg (something like that) got me in the ammo hut this afternoon while I was installing a festively decorated kid's helter skelter slide in Medoxx's skull. Back tomorrow.

It's Thordulf and Medixx. Come back tomorrow. We expect better entertainment. 

[Keiichi]

Thordulf attempted to kill my alt, Synisis, in the Wicksik medical hut. How funny.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Thordalg (something like that) got me in the ammo hut this afternoon while I was installing a festively decorated kid's helter skelter slide in Medoxx's skull. Back tomorrow.

It's Thordulf and Medixx. Come back tomorrow. We expect better entertainment. 

Medixx exorcised me to somewhere - now I'm lost! Damn.  :'(

[Johan Crichton]

The line of argument goes like this: Since the guy does not get caught by the anti-cheating mechanics, it's not cheating.
This is a flawed reasoning since everybody knows anti-zerging measures can be circumvented easily and are not perfect. The fact that they are there is a clear sign that the game isn't thought to be played with several chars in tandem. It is cheating, especially when you take credit for such deeds on the forum. It eliminates competition and makes the game unfun. So yeah, whatever you claim to do with your group, it's flawed by cheating and worth nothing.

Can I suggest starting a discussion in the general forum rather than an IC topic that folk may or may not read?

[Tom Failur]

Done.

[Marvin]

I'd help bring Wiksik down from the inside (with Marvin) for a couple of gold coins, free admission and a hut next to the water slide