An Audience with the Avatar

[Anthor]

As I currently, and in the future, I may not always be in the Kingdom of Skulls Throne Room all the time (Battles, Hunts, Time with my Concubines)... I hereby declare this thread to be an Open Audience with the Avatar.

Friends from Wiksik, Friends from the Kingdom of Skulls lands, Allies from Raktam, Dalpok and Rakmogak, Native Friendly Allies from the Outsider Villages. I am here to discuss Wiksik business. Ask your questions, bring me your troubles. I will deliberate, and then give my answer. I will be firm, but fair. For those that are not native friendly, do not look for answers here. The only answer you will get is the swift slicing sound as the heavy sword separates your head from your neck. If you're lucky, it will be quick.

So, friends, speak...

[Bahl]

Oh, please be fair when you rule over us, oh great benevolent avatar...

it's gonna be quick
you're gonna be dead
cause my rifle is ready
to put lead in your head...

****News Flash****

Deal made, Natives revolt against KOS tyranny and remove Anthors head as gift for visiting Outsider dignitaries. 

[DLC]

Roses are red
Cabbage is green
If you're a native despot
You better hide in a latrine

[Anthor]

It's certainly funny for us to see,
An outsider or two write poems for glee,
But really you should try for the truth,
Your poems right there are rather uncouth,
My head it stays atop my shoulders,
It seems you lot are awful soldiers,
Can''t find your despite GPS,
Better write down your last request,
If we find you alive, it won't be for long,
We'll flay you and smoke your skin in our bong,
And after all the smoke has cleared,
A necklace we'll make out of your ears.

[Bahl]

I have been right where I'm supposed to be.  It has been hard work building the new Shartak Asylum for the Criminally Insane. It's just outside of Raktam however I'm sorry to say it won't get finished until you agree to live there.  It will have everything you require and, there is a possibility for you to make a little gold begging to the passing tourists.  Perhaps, on really hot days, I'll let you take off my sandals and wash my feet. I would even pay a little bit extra because I'd want you to blow dry my feet.

Don't take this offer lightly, the alternative is a nasty cycle of repeating reincarnations precipitated by a nasty death...




 

[Billfred]

Bluebeards Leg, a trader would like to re-establish a trade route with Wiksik. Currently in Derby he has some Outsider artefacts which might be of some use to the Natives. I mostly have GPS Units, but I could get some Rifles and bullets.

[Anthor]

Free trade is a necessary for a strong nation.

I, Anthor, Avatar and Leader of the Kingdom of Skulls hereby declare that Bluebeads Leg's should be allowed free and unfettered passage to and from the Trader's Hut in Wiksik. The Med Hut, Weapons Hut, KOS Throne Room, KOS Bathhouse, and the Spirit Hut are not included in this protection proclamation at this time. prior access has been summarily revoked at this time. Travel to Wiksik will be at your own risk.

Bluebeards Leg, a trader would like to re-establish a trade route with Wiksik. Currently in Derby he has some Outsider artefacts which might be of some use to the Natives. I mostly have GPS Units, but I could get some Rifles and bullets.

As to the enemies of the state, Bahl and DLC... I will be making no further replies in this thread. You have umpteen other threads to throw insults at me and the KOS, so please use them. I will only reply to questions from Natives, and Outsider Allies (or potential allies). (OOC- I'm enjoying the banter DLC & Bahl, but it doesn't have to be in every thread)

[Billfred]

Bluebeards Leg understands the situation and will stay in Derby for the time being. He shall collect more GPS Units and charms.

[Keiichi]

I would like to make a request that after this raid is over, Keiichi should be given free reign in Wikisik, basically be allowed to stay there without having his head collected.

[Bahl]

Uh, after this raid is over?  I'm pushing that we get to rename the village, make it an outsider town and move on to the next one...

[Keiichi]

Yeah. Right. Im pretty sure by the time it's over your bones will be picked clean by the scavengers and your skulls left to bleach in the sun.

 

[Etherdrifter]

Uh, after this raid is over?  I'm pushing that we get to rename the village, make it an outsider town and move on to the next one...

I dunno...  I was thinking of re-naming your staging location as "Bahl's Folly" after you realise that killing necromancers has no effect.

[Billfred]

Necromancer: one who practices divination by conjuring up the dead.

Now isn't that just heretic?

[Etherdrifter]

Necromancer: one who practices divination by conjuring up the dead.

Now isn't that just heretic?

Necromancer:  Practitioner of black magic (lit:  Nigro-Mancy).  Necromancers were said not just to consort with the dead but also with demons, indeed the few remaining necromantic spellbooks look similar to demonological texts.  It is also worth noting that Necromancy itself is actually a perversion of Christian teachings in its most modern form and the teachings of Zoroaster in its most ancient form.

Heretic:  Anyone who did not like Christians in the middle ages OR anyone with a high IQ in the middle ages.

[Billfred]

lol, you wrote an essay on Necromancy and an atheist's point on Heretic (ism?)

a person who has expressed formal denial or doubt of any defined doctrine of the church?

why would most definitions say a christian who...? s/he aint a Christian if s/he is a heretic?!


Oh and from Bluebeards Leg: I have collected many GPS Units and even a rifle and bullets for his highness to try out, if the price is right that is...