Rakmogaki Collective

[Neil Tathers]

I'm glad you are enjoying Kril'Mangar.

Grunk got nailed, because he got alittle too ambitious and daring.

[Killian]

Yawn, Wiksik meat is so boring... and flabby. Their lethargy is getting to them.

# 2009-04-26 14:19
±Nihilo killed ±AliceBeth

Was helped out by a pet shargle, whose head I patted gently.

# 2009-04-26 00:32
±Nihilo killed ±Stillmonoe Mhadgen

I'm moving onto better feeding grounds.

Nihilo fungers. Wait, I mean hungers. Now why did I say fungers?

[Iceman]

Come on, this guy can't have even had enough AP to make it worth standing up again...

(2009-04-28 12:26) You attack captain fatbeardo with Kalmogal's Glove for 2 damage. They die.
(2009-04-28 12:28) You say “Why stupid meats not know this place belong Tkltchk now? Tkltchk kill them all times, they keep coming back?” in the outsider language.
(2009-04-28 12:28) You carve pieces off captain fatbeardo and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.

[Neil Tathers]

Some people just jump right up you know?

[Iceman]

Yawn. Don't get me wrong, I think Kril'Mangar's the best month of the year, I just wish the meat would have a little bit more consideration for the discerning cannibal, and operate some sort of rotation system.

(2009-04-29 10:38) You attack magva with Kalmogal's Glove for 2 damage. They die.
(2009-04-29 10:38) Tkltchk sighs heavily, and takes out his dagger with a distinct lack of enthusiasm.
(2009-04-29 10:39) You carve pieces off magva and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.

[Neil Tathers]

Kind of like the three field system for farming?

I could see how that would work.

[Inoffensive Content]

Khali had some dddddd. Tasted a bit like wtf with a hint of ffs.

[Killian]

Harvest of Souls

# 2009-04-29 04:27
±Nihilo killed ±Ambrose Bierce
# 2009-04-29 04:26
±Nihilo killed ±Adna Chaffee
# 2009-04-29 04:25
±Nihilo killed ±Solstika
# 2009-04-29 04:10
±Nihilo killed ±Shovelly Joe
# 2009-04-29 04:09
±Nihilo killed ±Guardian Jareth
# 2009-04-29 04:07
±Nihilo killed ±Fat Settler
# 2009-04-29 04:06
±Nihilo killed ±woodrow guthrie
# 2009-04-29 03:55
±Nihilo killed ±Sir James Frazer
# 2009-04-29 03:54
±Nihilo killed ±Cultivator Socrates
# 2009-04-29 03:53
±Nihilo killed ±bollobollo
# 2009-04-29 03:51
±Nihilo killed ±Lawnmover
# 2009-04-29 03:49
±Nihilo killed ±Tyrion Lannister
# 2009-04-29 03:42
±Nihilo killed ±Jack W Spalding
# 2009-04-29 03:26
±Nihilo killed ±Sower Democritus
# 2009-04-29 03:25
±Nihilo killed ±Pack mule
# 2009-04-29 03:23
±Nihilo killed ±Tiller Archimedes
# 2009-04-29 03:22
±Nihilo killed ±s0m3b0d3
# 2009-04-29 03:21
±Nihilo killed ±Farmer Plato
# 2009-04-29 03:20
±Nihilo killed ±Planter Aristotle
# 2009-04-29 03:07
±Nihilo killed ±Amo
# 2009-04-29 03:06
±Nihilo killed ±007 warbear
# 2009-04-29 03:04
±Nihilo killed ±Janet Grey
# 2009-04-29 03:03
±Nihilo killed ±Meirleach
# 2009-04-29 03:01
±Nihilo killed ±Gregor Clegane
# 2009-04-29 02:59
±Nihilo killed ±Cersei Lannister
# 2009-04-29 02:58
±Nihilo killed ±Jacquer
# 2009-04-29 02:52
±Nihilo killed ±zomtard
# 2009-04-29 02:51
±Nihilo killed ±Ryanon
# 2009-04-29 02:47
±Nihilo killed ±Isaak Carlier
# 2009-04-29 02:46
±Nihilo killed ±RoadWorkBob
# 2009-04-29 02:45
±Nihilo killed ±Oolong
# 2009-04-29 02:43
±Nihilo killed ±Charles Lyell
# 2009-04-29 02:42
±Nihilo killed ±Baron Robert Surcouf
# 2009-04-29 00:24
±Nihilo killed ±Jack Cudgel

35 victims. Please give me your blessings, Kril'Mangar. Oh, I also want a trophy or a badge that says I feasted in your name, O Mighty Mouthful.

No, I didn't sit at the computer for 2 hours straight, but that doesn't change the fact that I have no life.

I'm up for the next Collective activity.

[Iceman]

Nice. Very nice.

[Neil Tathers]

The ancestors are pleased with you Nihilo.  Good job.

[Iceman]

Tkltchk realises you should be careful what you wish for, after traipsing around his current hunting ground all day yesterday and not finding any non-cannibals to snack on...

(2009-05-01 11:36) You attack magva with Kalmogal's Glove for 2 damage. They die.
(2009-05-01 11:37) Tkltchk rubs his rumbling belly. "Tkltchk normally say at this point, go away same-meat. But not eat yesterday, so not being picky today."
(2009-05-01 11:37) You carve pieces off magva and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.

[Neil Tathers]

Blaktoof attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Blaktoof attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Heretic Raex attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Heretic Raex attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Heretic Raex attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Heretic Raex attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Heretic Raex attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Heretic Raex attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage.
Heretic Raex attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.

This continues, as I keep logging in and healing myself.  Eventually Grunk gets some much needed help from his tag team partner, the Great Khali!

The Great Khali uses a healing herb on you and restores 10 health.
The Great Khali uses a healing herb on you and restores 10 health.
The Great Khali reaches forward as Grunk makes the tag.... and HE MAKES IT!
The Great Khali rushes into ring, clotheslining Heretic Raex repeatedly.
The Great Khali lifts Heretic Raex into the air for the Khali Bomb! Heretic is drilled into a now-conspicuous crater in the mat.
The Great Khali raises his foot on the fallen pirate for the cover. ONE... TWO... THREE! He's got it!
The Great Khali raises his arms in triumph with Grunk the Pale. Heretic tries to sneak up from behind, but Khali catches him in the act and deals a swift brain chop to him.
The Great Khali kills Heretic Raex with a punch.
The Great Khali says “AND the winners of this match by pinfall... NATURAL SELECTION!”
The Great Khali carves pieces off the body of Heretic Raex and begins eating!

But during our celebration, the other pirate, who has lost the match by the way, tries to interfere.  So Grunk had to take care of him, Wrestling Style.

You attack Blaktoof with a machete for 1 damage. They die.
Underworld log successful .
Grunk the Pale sees Blaktoof jump back into the ring. Rushing forward Grunk lifts him up in the air, and slams him in the Femur Break, the pirate goes down to one knee, screaming in pain.
Grunk the Pale gets on top of the turnbuckle, and jumps down, slamming a elbow into the pirate's gut, knocking Blaktoof out.
You carve pieces off Blaktoof and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.

The lesson?

Cannibals > Pirates.

[Killian]

Brilliant!

[Solemn]

Genuine, lulzy RP

O lawd~  I lol'd muchly.

[Billfred]

Very good.

Did the ref see you use that machete?