York Bank and Tavern robbed by natives with death wish! Hostages! Drama! Murder!

[Foo]

See for yourself....


Part 1: The Bank

Hut

You are standing in an empty hut.

Carved on the wall is some writing in a strange language. It reads “Welcome to the York branch of the 1st Imperial Bank of Shartak. Manager: Ibn al Xuffasch. We are happy to accept deposits and grant loans at all hours.”

Here you can see lama, and Jesus.

You can see 4 outsiders. You recognise Shifter , Ibn al Xuffasch , Lt. Ripto , Sergeant Bee .

Your sixth sense tells you there is 1 spirit here.

You say “Hello everybody. Stay calm and cool and this will be over soon. *Swings his machete menacingly*”

Jesus says “Ok, guys.... a nice facility you got here” (2007-01-10 21:07)

lama says “He is not kidding. So to avoid problems, please, all of you, lie down on the floor” (2007-01-1021:07)

Jesus says “we came all the way from the green...” (2007-01-10 21:08)

Jesus says “and put your hands over your head” (2007-01-10 21:08)

Jesus says “HANDS OVER THE HEAD I SAID!!!!!!!!!!” (2007-01-10 21:08)

lama says “At least you can breath *laughs*” (2007-01-10 21:08)

You say “*walks around sniffing the outsiders, noticing only Mr. Ibn al Xuffasch seems to be a bank employee*”

lama says “Calm down, we are here for the money” (2007-01-10 21:09)

Jesus says “but not tooo much, I say” (2007-01-10 21:09)

Jesus says “yes, we heard you got plenty of coins here!” (2007-01-10 21:09)

lama says “Don't you dare do the same thing which you did to that poor monkey on the way here... *his face becomes pale*” (2007-01-10 21:09)

Jesus says “WHERE IS THE MONEY?” (2007-01-10 21:09)

Jesus says “See, the guy in the corner moved!” (2007-01-10 21:10)

You say “YEAH WHERE IS THE STASH SPILL IT OR I KILL KILL KILL”

lama says “Jesus, we were to make it clean and so on” (2007-01-10 21:10)

Jesus says “yes, I'll really clean up here *lol*” (2007-01-10 21:11)

lama says “GUYS!” (2007-01-10 21:11)

You say “WHICH ONE MOVED? THE BANK GUY?”

Jesus says “come on lama, don't you see that guy in the corner... he's moving” (2007-01-10 21:11)

Jesus says “yes, mhm, no... let us take a look at all of them” (2007-01-10 21:12)

lama says “*mumbles* , always ends up same way...” (2007-01-10 21:12)

You say “*Runs over to the hapless bank employee and starts chopping at his head*”

Jesus says “so we got this Xuffash... Xuffash over there... be a good bank CEO” (2007-01-10 21:13)

lama says “Hmmm, Ok. I wanted to be polite, but you stupid stinking palefacers apparently don't know what manners are” (2007-01-10 21:13)

Jesus says “you don't want us to harm your clients... hmm... and see Foo is already nervous” (2007-01-10 21:13)

You say “Yeah, everybody give out the money or I kill the bank employee!!!!!!!!”

Jesus says “YES, OPEN THE VAULT” (2007-01-10 21:14)

lama says “I already started *laughs* See his ear, here in my hand?” (2007-01-10 21:14)

Jesus says “Do you get me? Xuffash open it! Where are the keys?” (2007-01-10 21:15)

lama says “He may not hear you with only one ear, hehehehe ” (2007-01-10 21:15)

Jesus says “oh... he really looks bad with just one ear... maybe you should take the other one too to balance it” (2007-01-10 21:15)

Jesus says “lololol” (2007-01-10 21:15)

You say “I have the other one, look! It's a bit dirty, though.”

lama says “He is bleeding!” (2007-01-10 21:16)

lama says “Now all the money will be covered in his pig blood” (2007-01-10 21:16)

Jesus says “He's already dead! One more dart and its over!” (2007-01-10 21:16)

You say “Ok, he is at one HP now, fine hostage!”

lama kills Ibn al Xuffasch. (2007-01-10 21:17)

lama says “ooops *rolls eyes*” (2007-01-10 21:17)

You say “WHERE IS THE FAMOUS MONEY THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE I WANT IT OR ELSE!”

lama says “Does a dead one counts as a hostage?” (2007-01-10 21:17)

Jesus says “Nooooooooo, mh.... anyway, look if he has the keys.” (2007-01-10 21:17)

lama says “Or shall we take another one?” (2007-01-10 21:18)

You say “Ummmm, yes, so much for that hostage, well, he was not the only one in here!”

Jesus says “we'll take the next guy as an hostage, there are still 3 left.” (2007-01-10 21:18)

You say “Yeah, right, he must have the keys! *Starts searching the corpse*”

You say “No keys damnit! No gold, either! Our only capital seems to be the hostages.”

lama says “so I checked their id's” (2007-01-10 21:19)

Jesus says “two kids” (2007-01-10 21:20)

Jesus says “and they don't understand what we are talking” (2007-01-10 21:20)

Jesus says “We have to CONVINCE them” (2007-01-10 21:20)

You say “For the first time ever, I wish you could barricade buildings! We could live here forever and dictate our conditions, mwhahahaha!”

lama says “No money...” (2007-01-10 21:21)

Jesus says “well, we could go to czechys place and tell them ...” (2007-01-10 21:21)

lama says “Let's kill Shifter and then burn the tavern” (2007-01-10 21:21)

Jesus says “that we have three hostages over here...” (2007-01-10 21:21)

You say “o.k.e.v.e.r.y.b.o.d.y.t.h.i.s.i.s.a.r.o.b.b.e.r.y.”

Jesus says “yes, shifter shall pay... ” (2007-01-10 21:22)

lama says “*rolls on the floor laughing*” (2007-01-10 21:22)

Jesus says “y.o.u.d.o.n.t.g.e.t.i.t.a.n.y.w.a.y.” (2007-01-10 21:22)

You say “Yeah, let's hop over and tell them. We may not come back, but whatever.”

Part 2: The Tavern

Hut

You are standing in a wooden hut.

Carved on the wall is some writing in a strange language. It reads “Refer to wiki for Tavern rules and history”.

You climb inside.

Here you can see lama, and Jesus.

You can see 4 outsiders.

Jesus says “Ladies and Gentlemen, we kindly and kjendlie inform you that we have three hostages in the bank next door” (2007-01-10 21:24)

You say “Ok, whoever of you monkeys understand how to talk properly, know that we have robbed the bank, and taken hostages. One guy paid with his life already, so better hurry up and bring us all your gold. ”

Jesus says “we take rings, watches, all your shiny stuff” (2007-01-10 21:25)

lama says “we will kill a hostage every five minutes” (2007-01-10 21:25)

Jesus says “and DO NOT MOVE. the hostages will pay with their life” (2007-01-10 21:25)

You say “Hahahah, great pun! Congratulations!”

lama says “so better hurry up, stinkers” (2007-01-10 21:26)

Jesus says “rofl... exactely” (2007-01-10 21:26)

Jesus says “you are not convinced, SEE *pulls out the head of Xuffash the bank manager*” (2007-01-10 21:26)

Jesus says “things got out of control a bit... but just a bit I say!” (2007-01-10 21:27)

lama says “Well though there are no ears, you can still tell it is him” (2007-01-10 21:27)

lama says “So you see we are not kidding” (2007-01-10 21:27)

Jesus says “this is not the worst!” (2007-01-10 21:27)

czech1 says “I hope the natives aren't planning anything.” (2007-01-10 21:27)

czech1 says “o hi guys <_<” (2007-01-10 21:27)

Jesus says “czech1” (2007-01-10 21:27)

czech1 says “no speaka native lawl” (2007-01-10 21:27)

Jesus says “give us your gold” (2007-01-10 21:28)

czech1 says “give you my gold? no <_<” (2007-01-10 21:28)

lama says “ok, back to the bank” (2007-01-10 21:28)

Jesus says “I attacked him. We are not kidding! ” (2007-01-10 21:28)

czech1 says “aww jesus ran.” (2007-01-10 21:28)

czech1 says “jesus.. don't attack me..” (2007-01-10 21:29)

You say “Y:O:U::B:E:T:T:E:R::L:E:A:R:N::I:T::T:H:E:N::M:O:N:K:E:Y:M:A:N”

czech1 says “Not funny,” (2007-01-10 21:29)

Jesus says “no, lama, he will kill a hostage now” (2007-01-10 21:29)

czech1 says “no jesus, just don;t attack me <_<” (2007-01-10 21:29)

lama says “Ain't we going to kill the Shifter now?” (2007-01-10 21:29)

Jesus says “G:O:L:D:O:R:A:H:OS:T:A:G:E:W:I:L:L:D:I:E” (2007-01-10 21:30)

lama says “maybe he'll give us his money when he sees another head” (2007-01-10 21:30)

czech1 says “kill someone, not me tho.” (2007-01-10 21:30)

Jesus says “Yes, shifter *takes every bottle of alcohol he can find* and then we drink” (2007-01-10 21:30)

lama says “Colonial Policeman, begging for life...” (2007-01-10 21:30)

You say “HAHA, great show!!”

Jesus says “PA. a shame it is!” (2007-01-10 21:31)

czech1 says “<_<.” (2007-01-10 21:31)

czech1 says “No more causing trouble.” (2007-01-10 21:32)

You say “Trouble, dude, lama is off to kill the second hostage, do you even realize that?”

czech1 says “If jesus doesn't piss off I'm finding him..” (2007-01-10 21:33)

czech1 says “kk jesus your a moron” (2007-01-10 21:33)

lama says “So's, Shifter is down to 40 hp” (2007-01-10 21:34)

Jesus says “yes czech, show me what you got...” (2007-01-10 21:34)

czech1 says “Jesus, gtfo.” (2007-01-10 21:35)

czech1 attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:36)

You attack czech1 for 3 damage. They drop to 49 HP.

lama says “Look, now I'm going for his ear” (2007-01-10 21:36)

Jesus says “YES YES YEEEE” (2007-01-10 21:36)

lama says “*waves the ear in the air* Yay! Where's the money, half-deaf barkeeper?” (2007-01-10 21:36)

You attack czech1 for 3 damage. They drop to 53 HP.

Jesus says “wait another sip of rum... come on czech...” (2007-01-10 21:36)

You say “I seem to have a piece of liver here!”

lama says “And I got a toe, hehe” (2007-01-10 21:37)

lama says “and also his ugly moustache” (2007-01-10 21:38)

You say “Hmmm, maybe we turn to his ears as well....”

lama says “to his ear, you mean?” (2007-01-10 21:40)

You attack czech1 for 3 damage. They drop to 43 HP.

You say “*Waves the ear around and goes for a huuuuuuuge drink*”

lama says “Hey, one-ear guy, do you have a Wiksik Rye here? Oh, I see it *grabs the bottle*” (2007-01-10 21:41)

lama says “*takes three glasses and sits at the table*” (2007-01-10 21:41)

Jesus says “Look! They store some wiksik rye under the bar. lets drink this now. *opens a bottle and drinks half of it* Foo?
oh he fainted, too much of the outsider stuff. so lama drink with me” (2007-01-10 21:43)

Jesus says “*hiccup* ” (2007-01-10 21:44)

lama says “let's toast the one-ear guy!” (2007-01-10 21:45)

Jesus says “a votre sante! *hicc* ” (2007-01-10 21:47)

You say “*Toasts once more and falls down drunk*”

 

[Black Joe]

Okay, who let the Wicksicks into town?  You know how they lower the property values!

[lama]

and epilogue:

Bauer kills Jesus. (2007-01-10 22:37)
Mr. Bungle kills Foo Fighter. (2007-01-10 22:39)
Mr. Bungle attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:41)
Nighter attacks you for 1 damage. (2007-01-10 22:41)
Nighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:41)
Nighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:41)
Nighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:41)

You say “ouch ouch ouch”

Mr. Bungle attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:41)
Mr. Bungle attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:42)
Mr. Bungle attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:42)
Mr. Bungle attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:42)
Mr. Bungle attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:42)
Mr. Bungle attacks you for 1 damage. (2007-01-10 22:42)

You attack Mr. Bungle for 3 damage. They drop to 67 HP.

Mr. Bungle attacks you for 1 damage. (2007-01-10 22:42)
Mr. Bungle attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:42)
Mr. Bungle attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:42)

You say “see Mr. Bungle? Got your ear!”

Mr. Bungle attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:43)
Mr. Bungle attacks you for 1 damage. (2007-01-10 22:43)
Mr. Bungle attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:43)
Mr. Bungle attacks you for 1 damage. (2007-01-10 22:43)
Mr. Bungle attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:43)
Mr. Bungle attacks you for 1 damage. (2007-01-10 22:43)

You attack Mr. Bungle for 3 damage. They drop to 64 HP.

Mr. Bungle attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:43)
Mr. Bungle attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:43)
Mr. Bungle attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:43)
Mr. Bungle attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:43)
Mr. Bungle attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 22:43)

Mr. Bungle attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2007-01-10 22:43)
Mr. Bungle says “Good night!” (2007-01-10 22:44)

[Nighter]

Matter resolved 

[Foo]

Further epilogue:

Mr. Bungle says “It's a good thing these headhunters' blades are as dull as their wit.” (2007-01-10 22:44)
Bauer says “Nice work Mr.Bungle - I got Jesus just before you showed up and got Foofighter down to 6HP ” (2007-01-10 22:45)

Yeah, totally witless, you poor fool, hehehe. *goes to post another death in the contest thread*

[Nighter]

Not really, we're not a part of your contest; you were attacking innocents and we won't look the other way just because you want to be killed. We knew exactly why you were in York, it was already discussed at the CP forums and we were not going to bite but obviously you start attacking people we have to step in.

[lama]

we were not going to bite but obviously you start attacking people we have to step in.

I must say you acted so righteously I'm almost ashamed we tried to do the bank In fact it would be kind of stupid if you didn't counteract. So I thank you with my whole heart for taking a part in our little drama and I hope you smiled once or twice reading it

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Since your last move:
Foo Fighter says “Hoklal eckrakock. Sikack coolal ack cooock ack tamick wiklal bak ockeck sikock. *Siknik hok mogcooeckeck mogacknikyak*” (2007-01-10 21:06)
Jesus says “Ock, gakyak.... ack nikcoo falicktam yak gak hokrak” (2007-01-10 21:07)
lama says “Hok ick nik kamdalickgak. Sik tam ackick pokbakmog, pokack, ack ock yak, lal dalwik ock tam falock” (2007-01-10 21:07)
Jesus says “wik coomog ack tam wik falock tam gakeck...” (2007-01-10 21:08)
Jesus says “ack pok yakuck hokdal ockeck yakuck hokack” (2007-01-10 21:08)
Jesus says “HOKDAL OCKECK TAM HOKACK ICK SIKICK!!!!!!!!!!” (2007-01-10 21:08)
lama says “Ack lalsik yak coo bakack *lalgak*” (2007-01-10 21:08)
Foo Fighter says “*wikkam ackuck sikfalnik tam ocksikeck, nikicknik ocklal Mog. Ick ack Xalfalcoo sikmog tam bak ack baknik ecklaleck*” (2007-01-10 21:08)
lama says “Coolal dalwik, wik ack hokrak fal tam mogeck” (2007-01-10 21:09)
Jesus says “bak nik tamock mogcoo, ICK sik” (2007-01-10 21:09)
Jesus says “yak, wik hokrak yak gak poknik ock coonik hokrak!” (2007-01-10 21:09)
lama says “Dal'tam yak dalrak dal tam sikmog tamnik wikcoo yak dal tam tamack pokock mogkam ock tam wik hokrak... *hok falcoo bakcoomogsik poklal*” (2007-01-10 21:09)
Jesus says “WIKRAK ICK TAM MOGECK?” (2007-01-10 21:09)
Foo Fighter says “YAKACK WIKRAK ICK TAM SIKSIK SIKLAL ICK OCK ICK KAMLAL KAMLAL KAMLAL” (2007-01-10 21:10)
Jesus says “Sik, tam gak ick tam coonik mogeck!” (2007-01-10 21:10)
lama says “Jakuck, wik wikrak tam mogkam ick cooack ack sik ock” (2007-01-10 21:10)
Jesus says “yak, ICK'lal raklal cooack uck hokrak *lal*” (2007-01-10 21:11)
lama says “GAKYAK!” (2007-01-10 21:11)
Foo Fighter says “WIKCOO OCK MOGECK? TAM BAKNIK GAK?” (2007-01-10 21:11)
Jesus says “coomog ock lalmog, dal'tam yak sik tamack gak ick tam coonik... hok'sik mogick” (2007-01-10 21:11)
Jesus says “yak, mog, nik... lal uck tamkam ack lalock ack ack ock tameck” (2007-01-10 21:12)
lama says “*mogmoglalsik* Sikick, ackack eckdal uck sikmog wik...” (2007-01-10 21:12)
Jesus gives you 1 gold coin. (2007-01-10 21:12)
Foo Fighter says “*Raknik ockeck tam tam hokpokecksik baknik ecklaleck ack sikrak coopoknik ack hok hokack*” (2007-01-10 21:13)
Jesus says “sik wik gak tamick Xalfalackhok... Xalfalackhok ockeck tamrak... bak ack gakock baknik COO” (2007-01-10 21:13)
lama says “Hokmog, Ock. ICK wiktam tam bak pokick, bak yak sikpok sikniknik pokeckcoosik ackacknikyak dal'tam kamock wikack mognikecksik ack” (2007-01-10 21:13)
Jesus says “yak dal'tam wiknik uck tam hokrak yakuck cooickniksik... hok... ack sik Fal ick ackrakackyak nikrakocksik” (2007-01-10 21:13)
Foo Fighter says “Yakack, eckrakock gakvug ock tam mogeck ock ICK kamlal tam baknik ecklaleck!!!!!!!!” (2007-01-10 21:13)
lama attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:14)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:14)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:14)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:14)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:14)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:14)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:14)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:14)
Jesus says “YAK, OCKECK TAM VUGLAL” (2007-01-10 21:14)
lama says “ICK ackrakackyak sikacktamdal *lalgak* Sik hok eck, hokrak ick mog hoknik?” (2007-01-10 21:14)
Jesus says “Dal yak gak mog? Xalfalackhok ockeck ick! Wikrak ack tam kamyak?” (2007-01-10 21:15)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 1 damage. (2007-01-10 21:15)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:15)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:15)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:15)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:15)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:15)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:15)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:15)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 1 damage. (2007-01-10 21:15)
lama says “Hok mog nik hokack yak wiktam ocklal ock eck, hokeckhok ” (2007-01-10 21:15)
Jesus says “ock... hok raklal lalkam bak wiktam jaksik ock eck... mogbak yak sikuck tamkam tam ockeck ock tam tam baklalnikeck ick” (2007-01-10 21:15)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 1 damage. (2007-01-10 21:15)
Jesus says “lallallallal” (2007-01-10 21:15)
Jesus attacks you for 1 damage. (2007-01-10 21:16)
lama attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:16)
Foo Fighter says “ICK hokvug tam ockeck ock, lalock! Ick'sik ack bak daltam, tamuck.” (2007-01-10 21:16)
Jesus fires at you for 4 damage. (2007-01-10 21:16)
lama says “Hok ick bakecknik!” (2007-01-10 21:16)
Foo Fighter attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-01-10 21:16)
Jesus says “Hok'sik ackrakackyak dalack! Ock mograk dalrak ack ick ockeck!” (2007-01-10 21:16)
lama says “Nik ack tam mogeck wiklal bak coovugrakdal ick hok pok bakock” (2007-01-10 21:16)
Foo Fighter says “Ock, hok ick ack ock HOK nik, falnik hoksikackeck!” (2007-01-10 21:17)
lama attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2007-01-10 21:17)
lama says “ockpok *raklal eckeck*” (2007-01-10 21:17)
Foo Fighter says “WIKRAK ICK TAM FALOCK MOGECK TAMACK ICK SIKPOKECK TAM BAK ICK HOKRAK ICK WIKNIK ICK OCK ECKSIK!” (2007-01-10 21:17)
lama says “Daleck ack dalack ock coonik ack ack hoksikackeck?” (2007-01-10 21:17)
Jesus says “Nikockockock, mog.... ackwik, lalock ick hok hok tam kamyak.” (2007-01-10 21:17)
lama says “Ock siklal wik tamkam ackockhokrak ock?” (2007-01-10 21:18)
Foo Fighter says “Uckmog, yak, sik mogcoo fal tamack hoksikackeck, wiklal, hok wik nik tam ocklal ock ick hokrak!” (2007-01-10 21:18)
Jesus says “wik'lal tamkam tam nikxal gak ack ack hoksikackeck, tamrak ack siklal 3 lalfal.” (2007-01-10 21:18)
Foo Fighter says “Yakack, rakhok, hok mogsik hokvug tam kamyak! *Sikrak sikrakick tam coopok*” (2007-01-10 21:18)
Foo Fighter says “Nik kamyak dalnik! Nik gaklal, eckhok! Ock ocklal coopoktamlal sikmog tam bak tamtam hoktameck.” (2007-01-10 21:19)
lama says “sik ICK cooeckkamdal tamick ick'sik” (2007-01-10 21:19)
Jesus says “tam kamdal” (2007-01-10 21:20)
Jesus says “ack tameck dal'tam uckecktamdal wikack wik ack tamlalickgak” (2007-01-10 21:20)
Foo Fighter says “Fal tam falsik tammog eckeck, ICK wiksik yak coolal bakrakack baklalnik! Wik coolal lalvug hokrak falrakvugrak ack dalcooackeck ock coodalicksik, mogackhokack!” (2007-01-10 21:20)
Jesus says “Wik hokvug tam COOVUGCOO tameck” (2007-01-10 21:20)
lama says “Nik mogeck...” (2007-01-10 21:21)
Jesus says “wiklal, wik coolal gak tam cooeckhoksik pokcoo ack tamlal tameck ...” (2007-01-10 21:21)
lama says “Lal'sik kamlal Sikicktamrak ack tameck bakrak tam tameck” (2007-01-10 21:21)
Jesus says “tamack wik hokvug tameck hoktameck ockeck hokrak...” (2007-01-10 21:21)
Foo Fighter says “ock.kam.eck.vug.eck.rak.yak.bak.ock.dal.yak.tam.hok.ick.sik.ick.sik.ack.rak.ock.bak.bak.eck.rak.yak.” (2007-01-10 21:22)
Jesus says “yak, sikicktamrak siklal pok... ” (2007-01-10 21:22)
lama says “*raklal ock tam falock lalgaknik*” (2007-01-10 21:22)
Jesus says “yak.ock.uck.dal.ock.nik.tam.gak.eck.tam.ick.tam.ack.nik.yak.wik.ack.yak.” (2007-01-10 21:22)
Foo Fighter says “Yakack, lal'sik hok ockeck ack tamlal tameck. Wik mog nik coomog bakcoo, bak wiktameck.” (2007-01-10 21:23)
Jesus says “ock, coomog” (2007-01-10 21:23)

Time passes. Silence.

You reincarnate and say, "Well, that was annoying."

You silly people put me a day behind in trading. Argh.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

PS: Jesus has now inadvertantly opened an account, for 1 GC.

[Nighter]

we were not going to bite but obviously you start attacking people we have to step in.

So I thank you with my whole heart for taking a part in our little drama and I hope you smiled once or twice reading it

I can admit that 

[FirstAmongstDaves]

I laughed my arse off.

[lama]

I foresee sitting problems

[Kurtz]

Sounds like fun - pity I missed it.
And it's good to see that you can't get around the language barrier by interspersing your talk with punctuation marks - good catch, Simon.

[Black Joe]

Sounds like fun - pity I missed it.
And it's good to see that you can't get around the language barrier by interspersing your talk with punctuation marks - good catch, Simon.

Well, you can, but it's tough.  When they intersperse each letter with a period, take the first letter of each gibberish word to understand it.

“yak.ock.uck.dal.ock.nik.tam.gak.eck.tam.ick.tam.ack.nik.yak.wik.ack.yak.”

Becomes....

"Y.O.U.D.O.N.T.G.E.T.I.T.A.N.Y.W.A.Y."

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Guava Movement and I communicated like that once, at the south of the mountain. He said "Y.O.U.S.H.O.U.L.D.L.E.A.R.N.L.A.N.G.U.A.G.E."