York is in a State of War

[Anthor]

KOS will get rinsed like the Pwotters.

Perhaps you underestimate the KOS. Some of us have been around awhile, enjoy the challenges of the game and are here to stay. I also, don't imagine that the KOS is only a "Kill York" outfit, any outsiders that have murdered Natives are fair game.

[AlexanderRM]

There are more odd numbers than even numbers, so we'll say end of next week?

How do you come by that logic? Even if you ignore that both are infinite, there's no real reason why any groups of randomly picked numbers should be more odd than even, or at least, it's no more likely than being more even than odd.

[Blahmicho]

Blahmicho was recently attacked and killed in his cabin by MrGale, who proceeded to write graffiti on the walls.

All of this after a reasonably nice visit. I knew I should've served beer instead of banana juice.

[Anthor]

Blahmicho was recently attacked and killed in his cabin by MrGale, who proceeded to write graffiti on the walls.

All of this after a reasonably nice visit. I knew I should've served beer instead of banana juice.

Blahmicho, I'm sorry, if I'd realized he was there to kill you, I wouldn't have left. If I see MrGale again, he'll feel the touch of cold steel against his neck... but only for a split second.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Mr Gale is causing some nonsense down in Creedy.

[Billfred]

How do you come by that logic? Even if you ignore that both are infinite, there's no real reason why any groups of randomly picked numbers should be more odd than even, or at least, it's no more likely than being more even than odd.

It's true, the fact can be found in First Among Sequels by Jasper Fforde.

And books tell more truth than the TV

[lama]

Dork-War, day 0.23712, Chop Chop Chop. Seriously.

[Billfred]

lol... You know, I hear the Shipwreck called your mum names.

[AlexanderRM]

lol... You know, I hear the Shipwreck called your mum names.

Wait, the shipwreck is... ALIVE! 
This will be devastating. If it's at all pirate-y, it can deliver anyone inside to the coast of an outsider village, and then kill everyone in the water easily.
Unfortunately, it should eventually spell the end of the shipwreck when the Kraken Hunters team up with the defense forces of an outsider town and various anti-pirate groups and bring it down, which would leave the pirates without much of a home. Unless it can respawn... which would just make it worse for everyone else.

[Billfred]

You ever heard of the Flying Dutchman?

Guess where it turned up

[Iceman]

I love 1CM's posts...

"I AM COMRADE SAM/ALEXANDER.

HEAR ME ROAR.

INTERNET ANONYMITY MAKES ME A BIG MAN.

NOW THEY'LL PAY. THEY'LL ALL PAY."

The dedication to roleplaying is genuinely impressive - you can almost hear the knuckles dragging on the floor.

On topic, I would like to take this opportunity to renounce my war on York - although I am still awaiting the previously-demanded cookies - and thank everyone for being such good sports. You can sleep easy in your beds once more. Apart from the 1st Colonial Militia, of course, whom I shall be attempting to kill at every opportunity. Heads up, guys.

[lama]

On topic, I would like to take this opportunity to renounce my war on York

Ha! Now they got more than 1 war going! How you can handle that, Dork of a hidden face?

War, day somewhat 5. I've committed a suicide to restock in my hometown. Still no trembling dorkfaces in sight.

[Neil Tathers]

I love 1CM's posts...

"I AM COMRADE SAM/ALEXANDER.

HEAR ME ROAR.

INTERNET ANONYMITY MAKES ME A BIG MAN.

NOW THEY'LL PAY. THEY'LL ALL PAY."

The dedication to roleplaying is genuinely impressive - you can almost hear the knuckles dragging on the floor.

Been saying this for years, though you forgot how they also tend to say they won wars in which they obviously lost.

[Lukas Alexander]

B*tching again Neil?

I never knew you were actually a 12 year old Girl. Oh well, you learn something new everyday. Why not go tell it to Javier? I'm sure he will care. When
you have something vaguely interesting to say then perhaps you can participate. Until then, quite simply, stop whining.

Sorry who are the Pwotters? Oh yeah that is right: the group who couldn't take the heat so left the game. All the while copying 5punk in their pre-pubescent insults. So take the hint and get lost along with your sad act group of neckbeards.

ooooo shock horror. Twist coming for us. The last time you tried that you got your arse handed to you. You are more than welcome to try, however don't be surprised when your sad attempt at a one man hate war fails utterly. I'm sure Neil will be there to comfort you in the dark nights though.

As for the real topic of this thread:

York isn't in a state of war. It never was. The crusade against the virtual pre-pubescent gang of artards led by Daves (bless him) was more akin to a butcher's shop than a war.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Yes, well, Mr Bungle killed me on the weekend when I started killing York non-combatants in the med hut.

And I was trying so hard to be good! Good thing Skulu isn't too far away.


My take on events:

1. there was a war. The number of participants involved invites use of the term "war".

2. the Pwotters won it, quite convincingly. I went strolling through York in the midst of the purge and found it filled with bodies. Even the Shaman was dead. I didn't see anyone standing who wasn't a Pwotter. I didn't see any 1CM around, so I assume they were also victims or they were elsewhere.

3. the consequence has been the remarkable disintegration of law and order in York, with no York policing clans making any obvious play at the control or law enforcement in York.