I preferred lama's post, see below

...You call that convincing? That's the dictionary definition of "fake French accent". You replace random consonants with Z's and replace all the simple words (this is a trick for any fake accent- real ones replace the big words, fake ones replace the simple words) with French equivalents. Well, actually, I wouldn't expect most people to get "mes amis", but still...
You need a girlfriend or two. Seriously.