The Reign of SofaKing, King of Greater Raktam

[Anthor]

You attack a foul Pker with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die.
You collect the head of a foul Pker and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.
You hold up the bloodied skull so it can be admired.
You say “Listen carefully, foul Pker... take your death elsewhere, it will not be tolerated in Raktam or Wiksik”

You attack Witch of Endor with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die.
You collect the head of Witch of Endor and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.

[DLC]

Umslopagaas attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. You die. (2008-11-18 21:46)
Umslopagaas says “You can run, but you can never hide fat little Frenchman!” (2008-11-18 21:47)

If memory serves me correct, Umslopagaas = Golgul. Golgul was protecting the Raktam shaman the other day. Now I don't mind dying, but can the veteran learn to fight fairly with one character in the area? This is like Anthor/Rohtna, FishOOW/Admiral Akbar all over again.

[Anthor]

Post removed. Will keep it IC. Sorry.

[DLC]

You're bending the rules of the game, Anthor, which is especially egregious as you're a leader figure. Killing a GSUC from York and killing the York shaman would potentially create an unfair advantage if they wanted to revive back in York. Number two, obviously you knew bringing Rohtna to Great Southall would provoke a Machitty kill, so why just not have run around in deep water if you wanted to die, anyway? My main point is that the pro-native side is playing the alt-game incredibly loosely, the most odious examples coming from the leadership.

[KingBiscuit]

Please take the accusations to a separate thread or PM. This thread is for Royal Court role-playing. If you have something IC to contribute to the thread, feel free.

[Anthor]

GSUC Killer http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=17022 and Panther Whitekiller http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=17025 are both KOS for murdering members of the Royal Court, KOS, or Allies. Both have been seen in and around Raktam and up until now were thought to have been native-friendly. Obviously not.

The Royal Court and the Kingdom of Skulls are working to eradicate all native killers from our lands.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Dappled Shadow has returned to Raktam.

How Umslopagaas was killed in the Raktam Throne Room a couple of days ago... meant to post it previously, but have been too busy.
http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=697

Zerging or good co-ordination?

Shartak : Event History

(2008-11-11 13:27) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 1 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:27) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:27) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 1 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:27) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 1 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:27) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 1 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:27) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:28) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:28) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 1 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:28) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:28) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 1 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:28) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:28) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:28) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:28) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 1 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:28) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 1 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:29) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:29) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:29) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:29) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:29) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:29) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:30) George W. Bush attacks you with a machete for 1 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:31) Not Blue Hummingbird fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:31) Not Blue Hummingbird fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:31) Not Blue Hummingbird fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:31) Not Blue Hummingbird fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:31) Not Blue Hummingbird fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:31) Not Blue Hummingbird fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:31) Not Blue Hummingbird fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:31) A giant parakeet attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
(2008-11-11 13:32) A giant parakeet attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. You die.

Outrageous zerging. Look at those time stamps.

[Anthor]

John the Baptist is at... -70.275,+26.445 Kill on Sight.

(OOC- As this is an IC Thread I will not be responding to any comments that you make that are not IC, DLC. If you have something to say, PM me, or post in the OOC area.)

[KingBiscuit]

A chance meeting between... friends? The King addresses his people

SofaKing enters, streaked in blood and ash. His arms and face are stained with green camouflage, and skulls hang from his belt.
You say “You've returned.”
You collect the head of Akando and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.
SofaKing squats in the corner and prepares the head of the body.
You say “Noble Akando, I take your head to save it from desecration. Find me in your next life, and I will return it to you.”
SofaKing points to Akando's wounds. "Look at this."
You say “What do you see? This are dart wounds, not machete or cutlass strikes. ”
You say “The outsiders disguise themselves as our children and attack our allies. They have no shame, no honor.”
SofaKing finishes flaying the skull and stands.
You say “What brings you here, Dappled Shadow?”
You say “When last I saw you, you were my trusted advisor. I sought your counsel, and placed you in my stead when I had need to be absent. ”
You say “But I heard what transpired in my absence. ”
SofaKing picks his teeth with his machete blade, dislodging a chunk of monkey meat.
You say “Tell me, were you really this treacherous all along or were you merely gripped by madness?”
You say “No matter. The skygods forgive all who ask it. ”
You say “We have need of quiet feet and strong arms. ”
SofaKing gestures to the destruction surrounding the pair.
You say “The outsiders did this. Why, I know not. They spread lies about our kind, poisoning the minds of their people.”
You say “Have we not found allies amongst the palefaces with the people of Creedy and France?”
You say “Why then would others seek to claim we wish only dominion and destruction of their kind?”
You say “Nay, they are jealous of our prosperity and our power. Like thieving dogs, slinking in the night, they crawl into our camps and villages and lick the blood from the soles of our feet.”
You say “We must drive them from the village, Dappled Shadow.”
You say “I must know, are you here to help your people? Or are you here to usurp me?”
You say “Prove it by your actions. The spirits will whisper to me of your deeds.”
SofaKing kicks a piece of shattered crockery, sending it spinning into the wall.
You say “I wouldn't sleep here. They always check our huts.”
SofaKing steps through the doorway, blending in with the night.

You say “My people! I see they have come in the night for you.”
You say “The GSUC has come for no other purpose than the extinction of our people.”
You say “Like rabid dogs, they refuse to negotiate, they honor no treaties and they will stop at nothing other than our subjugation.”
You say “And to bow to these cowards would mean the end of our people.”
You say “They come in the night and kill all, without regard to affiliation or peaceful manners.”
You say “All they can see is that you were born a native, and that is reason enough for them to kill you, as their twisted minds have it.”
You say “Since they do not obey the laws of civilized war, the huts are not safe.”
You say “We must take to the Green, where we can strike with impunity. They will be forced to look for us, rather than find us lined up sleeping as easy prey.”
You say “Organization and co-ordination will hurt them. Join the Royal Court, hear our communications (on the forums) and you can help us fight against this palefaced plague.”
You say “But my people, I beg you. Stay strong, fight hard, and we can defeat them.”
You say “Every day, they fall under the blades of our strong warriors.”
You say “We trample the backs of their bodies and cast their souls into the brackish swamps.”
You say “They are dying, and we are winning.”
You say “And know this, even if they were to kill ten of us for every one of them... in the end, they will tire and we will win.”
You say “Take to the jungle, my people! Fight!”

[Anthor]

Anthor storms in...

Native intel shows the following locations and murderers in and around Raktam. Any help by natives or outsiders to remove these blood demons from our midst, will be greatly appreciated:

Outsider Terrorists
Giant Parakeet is at [-70.314,+26.459]
Dr. Awkward is at [-70.312,+26.460]

Young Raktamis who are killing allies of the Royal Court
http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=16989 - Blow Me
http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=17025 - Panther Whitekiller
http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=17022 - GSUC Killer (who is actually killing natives, Royal Court, KOS and Allies.

Please Kill all of the Above on Sight!

SofaKing, you are a wise and great man. Hold fast, these death merchants will not win.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

There are also 3 zero level Raktam natives in the traders hut. Curious.

Incidentally, Zakano is halfway between Chikram and Raktam, slightly to the west. Kill him and the raiders have nowhere to close to reincarnate.

[AlexanderRM]

Just a heads-up, Witch of Endor has been spotted operating in the area of Chikram, and has apparently vandalized all the huts with carvings claiming the area for the terrorist GSUC. Someone should head over and clean up the mess.

Also, the GSUC has apparently been repeatedly murdering Najdam to prevent revives. I'd like to suggest that someone head over there to see if you can identify who exactly is doing it and gather any other information that might be helpful.

Incidentally, Zakano is halfway between Chikram and Raktam, slightly to the west. Kill him and the raiders have nowhere to close to reincarnate.

Then the defenders would also have nowhere close to reincarnate. If we could ensure that Najdam was no longer killed, then it might help, but would still hamper any allies from elsewhere.

[KingBiscuit]

n answer to your question, Alexander - cross-posted with thanks to Simon/Killy.

<@^Simon^> |     15906 | Paxton Fettel        | 2008-10-01 04:12:56 |
<@^Simon^> |     12575 | A giant parakeet     | 2008-11-08 00:47:33 |
<@^Simon^> |     15037 | Dick Cheney          | 2008-11-09 03:06:06 |
<@^Simon^> |     16214 | Fat Bastard          | 2008-11-10 06:10:32 |
<@^Simon^> |     12141 | Noir Rouge           | 2008-11-11 13:24:00 |
<@^Simon^> |     14076 | Paul Bunyun          | 2008-11-12 18:12:04 |
<@^Simon^> |     12141 | Noir Rouge           | 2008-11-13 17:11:58 |
<@^Simon^> |     14813 | Not Blue Hummingbird | 2008-11-14 18:43:50 |
<@^Simon^> |     14813 | Not Blue Hummingbird | 2008-11-15 18:24:03 |
<@^Simon^> |     15037 | Dick Cheney          | 2008-11-16 17:37:38 |
<@^Simon^> |     16854 | Genital herpes       | 2008-11-18 00:16:43 |
<@^Simon^> |     16863 | Black Plague         | 2008-11-18 23:49:46 |
<@^Simon^> |     16863 | Black Plague         | 2008-11-20 02:28:24 |
<@^Simon^> |     14306 | an angry mob         | 2008-11-21 02:08:54 |
<@^Simon^> |     14125 | John the Baptist     | 2008-11-22 00:44:45 |
<@^Simon^> |     13534 | Stan666              | 2008-11-22 23:40:19 |

I know you have not always seen eye to eye with us, Alexander, but we thank you for your solidarity in this hour of chaos.

-SK

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Zakano is now under attack. Some assistance would be gratefully received.

Once that is done, I'll sort out Chikram.

[Nihlia]

Persistant little attention-seekers, aren't they?
And such a pathetic way of dealing with conflict they have, killing off innocents as if there was anything but shameful disgrace to gain from such horrifying deeds. An enemy who does not discriminate between warrior and civilian when killing is no enemy at all - it is a pitiful excuse for an opponent who is driven by nothing but callous spite. Worthless savages.

Those too weak to follow their dreams will always find a way to discourage others.

Well, they have awoken me from my slumber, anyhow, burrowing maggots as they are...
I'll see what my records have to say regarding recent murders and counteractions, and may the ancestors have mercy on their twisted little souls as we step on this malevolent cockroach until its filth is gone once and for all.

Of course, an opponent who uses sub-human tactics deserves nothing but being treated as a pest, so I'll save the details for those who need to hear it.



Onyankopon adom nti biribiara beye yie.