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Author Topic: Aggression against me is intollerable!  (Read 896 times)
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« on: March 12, 2008, 04:54:59 PM »

I was just standing in your potentially hostile city/town/homestead and making completely reasonable demands of complete submission and bullying and generally [dog licking his crotch] everyone off and I WAS ATTACKED!

I demand a complete apology from everyone in the area including the local clan leaders and rulers, anyone who looks my way apart from the person that attacked me, because he wasn't actually from the local area or affiliated with the local government, and he attacked me for a reason completely unrelated to any of you people i'm ranting at.

I demand you submit to my strong-arming, even though that strong arming consists of me and my couple of flunkies generally lording about with very little to back us up. Then we'll claim you as a province of where we originally came from, even though no-one from over there cares and we'll leave once we get the ego-stroking we're looking for and you'll never get anything like protection from us.

Or you don't give us that ego-stroke and we have a big tantrum and kill some people.
But it'll be legal, because we're enforcing our own laws, so we can kill anyone we want.

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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2008, 05:00:45 PM »

Im so confused right now.


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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2008, 05:27:20 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2008, 05:32:29 PM »

lol, I get it.  Its a parody on most of the posts here right?
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2008, 06:08:03 PM »

I thought it sounded more like the 1st Colonial Militia.
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2008, 07:34:50 PM »

i thought that when i saw the title anyway, halcogeth i don't think anyone here has any idea what your talking about.
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2008, 08:56:56 PM »

Well I for one do, and welcome some of Shartak's first political satire

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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2008, 01:22:01 AM »

I was just standing in your potentially hostile city/town/homestead...

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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2008, 04:48:45 AM »

It's obvious, innit?  A take on the 1st Colonial Militia's actions in Creedy?
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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2008, 07:53:05 AM »

It's obvious, innit?  A take on the 1st Colonial Militia's actions in Creedy?

Of course it's obvious, but your wrong.

This is a take on the Jungle's actions around the island in general. Damn Tigers.
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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2008, 02:27:01 PM »

I wonder what the username "halcogeth" means or if it has any meaning.
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« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2008, 03:26:48 PM »

no. I made it up absolutely ages ago.
It was originally the name of a gargoyle, but i use it as my shaman's name now.
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