Natives beware!!! New brotherhood of the coast (old) Capt.

[Michael edwards]

After having strange Island visions of demonic bunnies and zombie destruction Capt. Michael (kickass) Edwards has returned to find the brotherhood....Screwed the hell up. 

So since Rozen has to help robert out and no one else wants to lead, I'm taking over the Brotherhood.

I URGE every self respecting native to visit our forum at: http://z15.invisionfree.com/Shartak_BotC/index.php? and plead why we shouldn't raid you puny town 

Every brotherhood member should already be on this forum to discuss project reclamation

Oh yes we gots plans.

If anyone has any questions send me the shout out.

Also open to interview because i don't know when to shut up. 

[Etherdrifter]

Plead?  Strike at a native town and you will face the full force of the Necromancer's Guild.  You think the shipwreck is haunted now?  Try our patience and you'll see what haunted really means.

[0000FF Beard]

Plead?  Strike at a native town and you will face the full force of the Necromancer's Guild.  You think the shipwreck is haunted now?  Try our patience and you'll see what haunted really means.

You're Sam's little brother, aren't you?

[Michael edwards]

I ate ghosts for breakfast out in the jungle as I was shown the Islands will. Ectoplasm tastes a lot like chicken too

silly natives...

[The Fool]

Obviously you should not raid any native village because we're all cannibals with nasty traps and spiked pits surrounding our villages. Obviously.

(C'mon, guys, get your cannibal costumes on! We need to start boiling Man-E-Kin the fake outsider any minute now!)

[Etherdrifter]

Do zombies count as cannibals?  If they do then we could probably arrange something...  Also how the hells do you eat something ethereal?  I mean ye gods man what had you been smoking (and would you care to share some with the native population )

[Michael edwards]

I have been shown a great many wonder in my wanderings of the island. 

[Neil Tathers]

I'm glad I keep sharp Machetes around for situations like these.

[Etherdrifter]

I think everyone has, if you need a strike you know where we are.

[Rob Zombie]

Plead?  Strike at a native town and you will face the full force of the Necromancer's Guild.  You think the shipwreck is haunted now?  Try our patience and you'll see what haunted really means.

Since I'm too lazy to start a new thread for this reason, the NG should probably be aware that Rincewind's gunning for you and your spirits, what's left of them! 

[Etherdrifter]

I did wonder who kept invoking us.  Shame about the covenant the bound us to peace also gave us the right to slay any who invoke spirits from the hut
Still it'll prove a useful training exercise for some of our newer members.